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In this universe I suppose the bread monster disease *actually* was a disease! They found out “some sort of beauty mark that metabolizes in an environment of pure wheat”, but they failed to run more kinds of tests so they continued to eat and share the teleported bread and eventually yk… outbreak of disease? idk I'm writing this on impulse.
or: Wheat-walkers cause mercs to go nuts
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"Wow! You really are not the talkative type."
RED Medic kidnaps BLU Medic after an unexpected run-in during battle. Little does he know, BLU Medic physically can't answer his questions. Hijinks ensue as the rest of RED bear witness to the comedy of errors between the doctors.
Meanwhile, the BLU Team forms a plan to get their Medic back.
(written in a spec screenplay format!)
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- Part 2 of simmering sapphires
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Team Phighters (A crossover nobody asked for, wanted, or needed.) by ajarofworms7
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
03 Sep 2025
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An interdimensional rip opens in The Badlands, New Mexico, spitting out a group of fifteen otherworldly creatures, Inphernals. Being discovered by team RED solves their problem of being lost, but causes a whole bunch of new ones.
Alternately; I'm incredibly autistic about two class-based PVP games with official comics and a lot of mentally ill people with guns, and I'm making it everyone's problem. Also the name is subject to change, I'm not 100% sure what to call this yet.
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After the gravel wars are over, Miss Pauling is tasked with getting rid of the clone team. She manages to kill all but one: the Blu Scout, who flees and finds himself in the care of the Classic team. In return, he becomes the newest member of their team, agreeing to help out wherever he's told.
You can skip to chapter 3 for the good stuff, I promise it's worth it if you do 🙏
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- Part 1 of Scout/CHeavy drabbles
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Sniper and Scout's relationship is in limbo, and neither seems to know if or how to fix it. Unexpected news finally forces a change, but whether it'll be for better or for worse is anyone's guess.
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- Part 1 of Kicking and Screaming
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A young naive student seeks refuge from her health teacher when her groomer breaks things off. Anything to Escape the emptiness that permeates her lonely existence.
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Sniper accidentally turns Medic into a werewolf...Hilarity insues
My first fic so don't judge too hard plz!! -
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This world makes us sick
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- Part 9 of Google Form Requests
- Part 69 of Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round
- Part 80 of faded off that josh
- Part 7 of Tranny Fortress 2
- Part 3 of Faggot Fortress 2
- Part 39 of For Others
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Vow to me that every infant will die
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- Part 38 of For Others
- Part 76 of faded off that josh
- Part 66 of Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round
- Part 16 of Cunny Fortress 2
- Part 16 of Childchewer
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All the blood from the bodies collects then irrigates through the soil
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- Part 36 of For Others
- Part 73 of faded off that josh
- Part 63 of Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round
- Part 12 of Cunny Fortress 2
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Sniper buys Eggs at the middle of the night and weird shit happens. If you're so interested in what happens then why dont you read the fan fic you friggin dorko
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Medic meets his team for the first time, and surmises that everyone here is fake. Except for one.
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- Part 2 of All the Ways Medic Learns
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She's my girl
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- Part 5 of Google Form Requests
- Part 34 of For Others
- Part 70 of faded off that josh
- Part 59 of Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round
- Part 11 of Cunny Fortress 2
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Nevermore.
A drug crafted by the brilliant minds at Mann Co, crafted to aid the companies mercenaries in staying up for longer periods of time so they can get more things done....the only draw back is that they haven't exactly tested the formula on those who..aren't exactly sound minded.
It shouldn't have any different effects!.... -
they're not frightened by my revelations by woundilingus, wounds-degeneteria (woundilingus)
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
02 Feb 2025
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"Mhmm. I'm your husband." Medic hummed, brushing the hair out of your face. You stared at him in bewilderment, your cheeks flushed and your stomach recoiling at his audacity. What the fuck was wrong with him? Was he insane?
Instead of attempting to reason with him, you stuck your tongue out. "Pedo." You sniffled, unsure if you should just accept it. Maybe you would've already if he wasn't such a pervert. At least Archimedes is cute.
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OR: Medic kidnaps a 10 year old girl and forces her to be his wife.
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- Part 54 of Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round
- Part 63 of faded off that josh
- Part 5 of Cunny Fortress 2
- Part 15 of Childchewer
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!!!READ THE TAGS BEFORE CLICKING!!!
Scout's "teammates with benefits" relationship with Medic is great, for the most part. It even has him sometimes wishing they could be more than just fuckbuddies and teammates. Until...
"I don't wanna always be the pillow-biter. When are you gonna take it up the ass?”
Open mouth, insert foot, enter the guard dog.
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You have been assigned as an assistant to medic and the rest of the team. First, you get excited but quickly realize that babysitting nine grown men is gonna be a lot harder than you think. Especially medic since he hates your guts and doesn't acknowledge you enough. But what if you find out about his dark practices and maybe not-so-ethical experiments? How will he react to that?
(there is no smut yet but it will be i dont know how tags work)
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Jeremy gets caught in a trap set by a certain scientist who happens to be very interested in exotic creatures.
Edit: I changed the title because 'beneath the waves' is a very popular name apparently oops
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Hey y'all sorry I've been away for months uhh here's a fic it's only a couple thousand words (and it'll be in multiple parts) but I hope you enjoy it!
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Heavy teaches Medic to appreciate rock music.