Xenophile45
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This Wasn’t Covered in the RA Training Seminar by Xenophile45
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
01 May 2025
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Koby and Helmeppo are residents assistants (RA) at their university. It's the end of RA training, and Koby's glad to finally be able to spend some time alone with Helmeppo. Helmeppo seems eager for it, too.
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“They wouldn’t have a cash bar if they didn’t want us to drink.” Helmeppo argued, not for the first time.
“It’s unprofessional.” Koby pressed the rum and coke back into Helmeppo’s hand, hoping the other man would assume that his flushed face was from the heat in the room, and not their hands brushing. Of course the university would plan an event indoors at the start of the summer, with no central cooling. The tower AC in the corner wasn’t doing much, and Helmeppo’s closeness – taking Koby’s hand to press the glass back into his palm, bumping his shoulder genially – was definitely not helping. Koby sighed, looking at the drink – foggy ice cubes, off-brand cola, and bottom-shelf rum.
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Koby's Guide to Body Maintenance and How (Not) to Repress Your Feelings by Xenophile45
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
09 Mar 2025
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Koby knows how he feels about his friend, he just really wishes he didn't feel that way.
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- Part 2 of Insomnia
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Insomnia for Daddy's Boys With Repressed Feelings for Their Cute Best Friend by Xenophile45
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
20 Sep 2023
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I don't normally post, but I'm desperate for some OPLA fanfiction and I subscribe to the belief that if you want to see a fanfiction, you should just write it.
Helmeppo can't sleep, so he resorts to an old fashioned insomnia treatment. In the process, he might discover something about himself and how he views his friend.
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- Part 1 of Insomnia
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Small towns always have the strangest things happen in them. In cities there are too many eyes, too many voices and bodies seeing and telling and creating heat. Strange things like quiet and cold. Alexander discovered this on a foggy night in mid April.
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Works in Koby/Helmeppo existing in the same cannon (my cannon).
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There's something to be said for the thrill of the chase.
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27 Dec 2025
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The Squip takes one of Jeremy's complaints into consideration and comes up with a solution. It doesn't go as planned.
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- Part 3 of Tech's Fics
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Bookmarked by Xenophile45
23 Dec 2025
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“Take your costume off.”
“Uh—” Jeremy purses his lips, trying to keep his voice steady when that's the very last thing he expected to hear. “Why? What are we doing…?"
Without a fucking second of hesitation, the Squip replies, as casually as ever, “Because you’re going to touch yourself, Jeremy. And I'm going to watch."
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Post Halloween party, the Squip decides Jeremy deserves a reward.
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23 Dec 2025
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Candy is Dandy (and Slicker than Liquor) by moonlightlily (emilym315)
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
16 Mar 2022
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YOU – “I didn’t know you liked candy, Kim.”
KIM - He blinks, a little surprised you noticed.
EMPATHY [Challenging: Success] - He didn’t *want* you to notice. That’s why he popped it in while you were in the bathroom.
KIM - He clears his throat. “Khm. I heard it helps with the cravings. To have something else to do with your mouth.”
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Medium: Success] – Oh, you can think of something for him to do with his mouth.
It's been three weeks since the case in Martinaise, and Harry is struggling to stay sober. Kim offers to give up smoking to help, but it's hard for both of them; luckily, they have each other's company.
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23 Dec 2025
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Harry shows Kim around Jamrock, loses a fight with an ice-cream cone, and wins a fight with a couch.
Or: Disaster Cop Has Big Feelings, Makes Questionable Choices, Gets Laid Anyway.
Picks up where DE leaves off, more or less.
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- Part 2 of Hard Spring
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22 Dec 2025