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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Hey there, Dr. Asshole

    I hope this email finds you well.

    Just kidding, you dickweed. What have you been doing for the last 17 years? Obviously getting a PhD took a lot of time but ok what I really want to ask is — why the hell did you have to come to MY university?

    I was finally over you and now here you are barging back into my life and I bet you haven’t aged a single day have you doing well enough on my own. You can bring your students on that day but don’t expect me to talk to you at all you hear?!

    Get fucked,
    Simon Snow

    [ERROR: Message not sent; recipient address not found. Would you like to try again?]

    Or, Simon is an academic librarian and Baz is the newest hire in the Education Department. It's been 17 years since they shared a room at London's Boarding School for Magickal Creatures. Surely nothing bad could happen over some harmless flirting through completely and totally professional emails, right?

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    17 Nov 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 27

    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    27 Apr 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    Shenanigans abound in this tale of espresso, frappuccinos, and emotional constipation. Watch as Simon and Baz deal with the struggles of customer service, and maybe, eventually, (hopefully for Penny’s sanity) learn how to actually express their feelings for each other.

    I wouldn’t get your hopes up though.

    or the barnes and noble au that literally no one asked for.

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    25 Dec 2023

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    In which New York City firefighter Simon Snow mistakenly downloads Grindr instead of Tinder and falls for British arsonist Baz Pitch.

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    17 Dec 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    I knew a boy, I knew a man that looked a lot like you
    I knew a time, I knew a place that felt a lot like you

    - Tom Misch, “Man Like You”

    This is a story about football, friendship, and family. It's also about two boys who grew into men and fell in love.

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    Baz is coming home to Solsbury F.C.
    Simon has been waiting for eight long years.

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    11 Dec 2023