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Pick your Poison by abitdim, banana bunch (abitdim)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 Dec 2025
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“Oh, Etho.” The tone of voice changed again, though this time to something that made Etho’s skin crawl and his blood run hot. It was the same voice Joel taunted his victims with, the tone he used to talk to his prey. “You know you shouldn’t have called me.”
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Etho calls his psycho ex boyfriend, looking for trouble. He finds it.
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- Part 2 of Pick your Poison
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You’re a killer, and I’m your best friend. by abitdim, banana bunch (abitdim)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
11 Oct 2025
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When he glanced back up at Gem, she was smiling. “You scared, Joel?” She took a step forward, adjusting her grip on the knife. Joel locked his limbs in place, refusing to give any ground. The grocery bags dug further into his fingers. “Worried I’m gonna take out the witness?” Her voice rang sugary sweet, dripping with barely concealed glee at seeing Joel crack.
Joel scoffed. “Worried you’re gonna nick me with that and I’m gonna get infected with whatever diseases that guy was carrying, more like.”
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What doesn’t kill a relationship makes it stronger.
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- Part 1 of Pick your Poison
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Law used to pray, as a child, to a god that failed to keep his family alive.
Buried underneath the floorboards and fearing for the life of the only person left who cares for him, he prays again.
A smiling demon answers his call.
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The Omegaverse Clothing Exchange Service by banana bunch (abitdim)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 Dec 2023
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Trafalgar Law is an unmated omega who is tired of being accosted by alphas who want to mate him. He uses an anonymous clothing renting site to trick strangers into thinking he's mated, and starts developing feelings for the mysterious 'Strawhat' who he purchases clothes from.
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Maybe It's Not So Bad, Maybe It Could Be Worse by banana bunch (abitdim)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
14 Dec 2023
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In which Law is not a very good person, and Luffy encourages him to be worse.
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Law touches Luffy in his sleep, and Luffy is way too into it.
Recent series
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Pick your Poison by abitdim, banana bunch (abitdim)
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 Dec 2025
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Rvbkinktober Day 13: Experimentation!
Simmons asks Grif to help him out with some cybernetic repairs he would rather Sarge NOT do. Grif soon finds out exactly why.
Or, “It’s not gay if it’s surgery”
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- Part 6 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
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Bookmarked by banana bunch (abitdim)
30 Nov 2025
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Be careful when neglecting a partner, or else someone might just sweep in to take your place.
Fed-up with his rocky relationship with Felix, Tucker decides to figure things out while staying under the same roof of his ex-roommate, Washington. That wouldn't be so bad if everything wasn't reminding him of what they used to be.
Bookmarked by banana bunch (abitdim)
10 Nov 2025
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Scott breathes in, and smells Avid’s fear. The thin scent of it cuts through the damp mouldering stench of the house and the stink of the animals outside. It seems to Scott a pale purple, like heather, heady and arresting.
Humans each have their own individual brand of fear. Avid is generous with his, for Scott. He makes it delightfully easy to draw out.
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Scott offers to help Avid with his wound. Avid agrees. It’s hardly Scott’s problem if he ends up regretting it.
Bookmarked by banana bunch (abitdim)
20 Oct 2025
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"Well, I could always lend you my imagination."
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Aka, Etho and Bdubs get drunk and have phone sex.
Please note that this IS rpf. If that is not your thing, do not read it!- Language:
- English
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Bookmarked by banana bunch (abitdim)
14 Sep 2025
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Love Me Less by goingdownorup
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Sep 2025
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“Six months.” Joel pitched again, keeping his hand around Etho’s wrist like he was afraid that Etho was going to try to leave again. “We pretend for six months, we can call it quits. It’s four friend events and weekends, other than that I’ll keep out of your hair and your life.”
Five years, seven months, and thirteen days. Etho and Joel had stayed away from each other for five years, seven months, and thirteen days.
Five years down the drain, since Etho let out another sigh before holding out his hand for a pen.
Bookmarked by banana bunch (abitdim)
11 Sep 2025