atomicmuffin
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let slip the spoils of war by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening
23 Dec 2025
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“Why kill your enemy,” the grandmaster mused, bone white fingers resting on Chrom’s hair, “when you can make a dog out of them instead?”
Chrom bit his arm to the blood.
Or: A loose chrobin Captive Prince!AU, two years down the line.
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cheat codes to nuke your unfilial disciple’s concurrent business (stealth edition!) by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2025
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The Court Official Servant Slutting Brigade (a deeply offending and UNFEMINIST moniker to refer to the excellent professional staff of imperial household maintenance that Tialang-jun ought NOT to use, thank you!) has a clear prospect winner on the race towards the Emperor’s sacred loin.
To no one’s surprise, It’s Shen Qingqiu’s Shizun demonic lookalike.
Or: ‘Master Huang’ is such a low-effort, low-reward surveillance scheme; Luo Binghe can do better in his sleep. While Shen Qingqiu was having fun on his monster studies thesis tour of the Abyss, his Shizun was studying subterfuge, innovating infiltration and perfecting pretense to uncharted levels of deceptive deviancy, even for demonic ethical sensibilities.
Fanfanfiction of Like A Tooth From A Mouth (I Leave A Hole). Canon divergence in chapter 88.
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no ethical consumption under jun-wuism by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2025
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As far as Her Highness the Eldest Princess of Xian Le, the beloved Flower-Crowned Imperial Noble Consort was concerned, ‘Body in abyss, heart in paradise’ should be carved on the ceiling of every marital bed in the palace.
The lowest-ranked concubine in exile at the furthest margins of the inner palace would like to respectfully disagree. In retrospect, marital beds aren’t so bad after sleeping on piles of filthy rags in a ditch for fifteen years. That spoiled little Imperial Noble Consort truly didn’t know her luck!
(Or: the imperial harem/courtesan hualesbian AU no one asked for.)
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“Et si vous aviez un fils caché qui retire l’épée, maintenant qu’elle est plantée?”
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no bechdel tests were injured in the production of this homoerotic clownery by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
16 Jun 2024
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If drugging young ladies secretly posing as dashing detectives to get away from their attention was an art, Li Lianhua would be the undisputable master of the discipline.
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- Part 2 of lesbian mlcb clusterfuck AU
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lesbian mlcb clusterfuck AU by atomicmuffin
Fandom: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
16 Jun 2024
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stupid mlcb time travel AUs by atomicmuffin
Fandom: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
15 May 2024
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ill-advised decisions universe by atomicmuffin
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
07 Jul 2023
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Hua Cheng Week 2k19 by atomicmuffin
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2020
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Todofam Month 2k19 by atomicmuffin
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jul 2019
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Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.
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- Part 13 of Harry Potter works
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22 Dec 2025
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Deprivation by inkncoffee
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
06 Nov 2015
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"Percy are you drunk?" Poseidon asked with a frown
Or in which Percy hasn't slept in 72 hours and is surviving solely on Red Bull and blue M&Ms when Poseidon comes calling. Which is probably important, but Percy's brain stopped working twenty hours and seven Red Bulls ago so.
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21 Dec 2025
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never knew i was a dancer by isozyme
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2021
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“What’s a stone butch and why aren’t they real?” Jiang Cheng asks, too buzzed to care too much about not being up on lesbian culture.
Huaisang pats Jiang Cheng on the no-man’s-land between her boobs and her shoulder. “You’re so useless, Jiang Cheng. A stone butch is a fictional hottie who doesn’t make you do any work at all, just wants to give head and fuck you stupid on her strap.”
“Fictional?” Jiang Cheng echoes, having - not a moment, per se, but sort of a problem where her thoughts are going too fast for her poor drunken brain to keep up with.
“Nobody actually wants to fuck a chick who’s too lazy to eat you out after,” Huaisang mumbles.
After leaving Wei Ying and Lan Zhan’s bachelorette party, Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang decide to experiment with some outdated stereotypical lesbian sex roles.
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15 Dec 2025
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Minato thought he felt the moment of death, a blinding light washing over him as he used the last of his chakra. He knew he felt the seal take and the fox's chakra lurch and fall silent.
He didn’t understand why he was still alive.
AU where Minato, following sealing the Fox, wakes up in a world in which Obito and Rin are alive. But where is his last student?
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06 Dec 2025
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what do you need to say? by Lirelyn for lapsus_calami_21
Fandoms: 猎罪图鉴 | Under the Skin (TV 2022)
07 Feb 2025
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Shen Yi is still in the chair, the IV line drawing his blood out second by second. Du Cheng is ready for it now: he takes in every new detail methodically. The angle of the light coming in one unseen window. The minimum dimensions of the room. The traces of fine gravel on the concrete floor. Shen Yi's fingers flexing lightly, as if they can't be immobile.
He Rongyue looks at him in the rearview mirror, then quietly exits the car. All of the team know about Lan Yuxi and none of them have asked why Du Cheng would be the one receiving Shen Yi's call, or what he thinks he's supposed to say. Apparently it's so obvious there's no need to ask, and he doesn't know whether he's more embarrassed or grateful.
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20 Nov 2025