7 Works by blandbeard
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On top of being cursed with devastating good looks (okay, he was already handsome before the curse, just ask his mama) that bring potential suitors to his door at fuck off o’clock in the morning when he hasn’t even had his coffee yet—seriously, where the fuck is his fucking coffee maker?—he also turns into a cat. Yep. So that’s been an adjustment.
As far as curses go, that part honestly hasn’t been so bad. The rest, though…
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Ed is the most wanted man in town, and he has announced that he'll only marry the one who can open his front door with the key around his cat's neck. Plot twist: Ed is the cat, and he does not want to be caught.
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fic based on the song "unchained melody", unrighteous brothers version. you can listen here
this is a lil wedding fic that i started and anticipated to have done for gentlebeard wedding week... last may. well, better late than never, right?
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"The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever"
Whatever this was, it was dangerous, the way his heart beat a little bit quicker with the touch. Ed had had more than his share of heartbreak for this lifetime and he wasn’t going to let it happen again. He wasn’t a love kinda guy. He was a quick fuck in the back of a van, tossed out into the night, and left in the rain kinda guy. The same kinda guy that he had been tossed aside by. But at least that guy was a safe option because Ed already knew there was no danger of being hurt.
Fool me once...
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Stede is sleeping soundly. Ed is not. Ed's considering burning Stede's face off if he doesn't stop SNORING
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This is a tiny little fix-it ficlet that kept pestering me while at work last night. Takes place somewhere in s2e08, after the (hot) scene where they dressed up as the english, but before... the thing happened.
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just a silly little plot bunny (wolf?) i had bc i love the idea of ed being scared of spiders. post s2, established blackbonnet.
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um just some light blackbonnet fluff & a tiny sprinkle of angst bc it wouldn't leave my head
pls go gentle on me i haven't written a fic in 10+ years and i hate everything i write lmao.anyway, established-relationship blackbonnet post s2. set a few months after the finale, and i'd like to think they've fixed the holes in the roof of the shack by this point lol
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