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"Is this about him not looking at Potter at all during breakfast today?" Daphne says. "It's the talk of the school- people are already mourning the death of the most legendary rivalry this place has ever seen since Abraham and Joan."
"Wait, that was real?" Greg pipes up, looking stunned, "I thought Roger was taking the piss!"
"Nope! Apparently our dear Draco Malfoy, for the first time since he set foot on Hogwarts grounds, didn't look over at Harry Potter even once during breakfast, dismissed every avenue of taunting that was provided to him and walked away- walked away!- when Potter called him a bastard with no taste not ten minutes ago!”
“Oh, Godric, he’s dying,” Astoria says in tones of complete horror, and Blaise pats her on the arm and nods with all the grimness and sorrow of someone whose friend has been sentenced to the guillotine. -
Ah-Wu Also Wants to Understand the Script! by lavenderandrue for laurus_nobilis
Fandoms: 魔尊也想知道 - 青色羽翼 | Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know - Cyan Wings
20 Dec 2025
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Wenren E and Yin Hanjiang find some roleplay scenarios in one of Shu Yanyan's manuals. It goes as well as you'd expect.
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No Strings Attached by Fortune_Maiden
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Sep 2024
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Faced with the realization that their usual scribe was absent, the heavenly officials present suddenly had a much more interesting topic to discuss. Bewilderment was voiced, accusations were thrown, and once again the court threatened to descend into chaos until Jun Wu cleared his throat.
“Ming Guang,” he called out in his steady authoritative tone. “Where is Ling Wen?”
Pei Ming, having stood calmly and silently the whole time, raised his head and replied, “Taking a sick day.”
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education is important but guitar is importanter by meiikoro for numinae, BlackWaterSneaky
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2020
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The Four Calamities (a world-renowned alternative punk rock screamo band) and the Three Tumours (a desperate excuse of an indie band) are sworn rivals. As the Four Calamities' popularity skyrockets, and the Three Tumours sing more and more emo ballads, Pei Ming has to come to terms with whatever the hell he's feeling for Shi Wudu.
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It takes three assholes to raise a child by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2019
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Deep down, Pei Ming always knew the day he would stumble upon one of his many mistakes waiting for him on his doorstep would come.
"LING WEN! SHI WUDU" He yelled as he stormed back inside their flat, holding the baby at arm's length like a hot potato. "WHAT DO I DO?"
"Build a time travel machine and cut off your past self's dick before you can impregnate this snot and shit factory's mother," Ling Wen suggested, casually sipping on her seventh's cup of coffee of the morning.
"Throw him in the trash bin and pretend you can't hear him screaming," Shi Wudu snorted. "Don't get caught though. I'm not bailing you out of jail again."
"You two are awful human beings," Pei Ming said like this was astonishing news to him.
Or: someone thought it was a good idea to abandon a baby by Pei Ming's doorstep. It was not.
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