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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of cjo + hr
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11 Jan 2026
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Blow Out The Candles (It's All Their Fault) by Realm_Of_Red_Shadows for dumbteddybear
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
30 Nov 2023
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Merlin's dealt with a lot of bullshit over the years, but learning that the KING OF A KINGDOM THAT HAS OUTLAWED MAGIC CAN USE MAGIC is the last fucking straw.
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A Little Bit of Death by trickyster_3000
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
13 Jan 2026
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To Zuko, life is a stage and an important play is taking place in front of him. He believes that it is his destiny to keep the story on track no matter what and ensure everyone gets a happy ending. Things would be so much easier if the characters would stop dying, killing him, and/or ending up in some sort of catastrophic situation. It doesn't really matter, he will reset the stage as many times as it takes until everything is perfect.
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01 Aug 2025
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Unique take on zuko can't die! Instead of dying and waking up the next morning, this zuko resets the day everytime he dies. He's hunting aang in hopes that aang will kill him, but first is trying to "set the stage" for the gaang to win the war. Likes to slip into crack territory occasionally and then hits you with gorey death lol 10/10
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A comprehensive guide from someone who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
In which Sokka deals with learning to be treasured, and learning to trust again, and learning to let someone love him.
(Emotional healing can be found in the dragon boyfriend)
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- Part 2 of The Dragon and the Treasure
Bookmarked by bushyhairedknowitall
12 Jan 2025
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Horny yet soft semi long form fic. Like the Taz tentacle dildo wizard one
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"We're going to be alcoholics by the time we're thirty," Sokka sighed.
"You think we'll live to be thirty?" Zuko asked, honestly thrilled. Sokka had pretty good instincts. Perhaps Zuko should reevaluate his long term goals. He could start by having long term goals.
A more likely alternative was that Sokka was just a hopeless optimist. It just went to show, you never truly saw another man until you stood shoulder to shoulder against a fleet of war balloons intent on raining death upon the city you loved.
Zuko was just a normal guy with normal interests. He liked theatre, burglary, crotchety ostrich horses, watching the Blind Bandit crush her opponents in a glorious display of skill and violence... just your standard banished prince things. It wasn't his fault he kept stumbling into rebellions and uncovering long-buried secrets. Fine, maybe freeing the prisoners was on him, but he was completely innocent of all other treason. Zuko was his father's loyal son. He'd never betray his nation.
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Uncle Iroh took a more creative approach to fostering Zuko's appreciation of other cultures. Now it's everyone's Problem.- Language:
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01 Dec 2024