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    Deadpool's dating squeaky clean Peter Parker. SHIELD wants to keep an eye on that.

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    Peter's adventures in Stark Industries

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    Deadpool seems to be cheating on Peter Parker with Spiderman, and vice versa. Well, can it really be cheating if both know about it and are okay with it?

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    31 Dec 2025

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    The one where Wade forgets to tell Peter that he's immortal.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Tony Stark has some suspicions that one of his employees in R&D is sneaking tech to his competitors. He definitely doesn’t like Deadpool, but the regenerating degenerate is reliable - so long as the price is right.

    Wade Wilson has been trying to emulate Spider-Man and get out of the merc business for a few months now, and happily takes Stark up on his offer. He even gets to brag to his role model/crush about how he’s been trailing his mark, a nerdy college student named Peter Parker.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.

    Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Lord Peter Parker is the last of his family's line. He lost everything to the war when he was only a child and has been raised in the care of the palace ever since, leaving the other nobles to look at him as nothing more than a burden on the king's charity. When the leader of the reclusive nation of dragons, Chief Wade Wilson, came before the king to demand payment in the form of a wife, the nobles saw a perfect opportunity to solve two problems at once. Peter had his money, land, family, and now his nation taken from him. Moving forward, all he can do is hope that he will survive in a world so drastically different from, and far more dangerous than, the one he's always known.

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    27 Dec 2025