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“I still think this is a stupid fucking plan,” Eren says, “I think you’re better off moving on to someone else than trying to get Jean fucking Kirstein to fall in love with you.”
“Like who?” you ask, raising an eyebrow in amusement. “Someone like you?”
“At least I’m not an asshole,” he scoffs. “And I fuck you good. You’d be better off with me than with him.”
“I thought you didn’t do relationships.”
“I don’t,” Eren looks over at you with pursed lips. “I’d break your heart.”
“Hmm, tempting, but I think I’ll stick with Jean.”
“He’ll break it too,” he says. “Maybe even worse than me.”
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You're in love with your best friend, but he's still hung on up his ex-girlfriend, so you start sleeping with his former best friend to make him jealous. The four of you work together at one of the city's most prestigious professional services companies and you're struggling so much with the workload that you're worried you might get fired.
Can you successfully juggle all these relationships and your career, or will you burn out and lose it all?
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22 Dec 2025
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You wake up in a hospital bed with needles in your arm and a bandage on your left wrist.
A suicide attempt that you remember nothing about.
It's already decided. You're going to the Marleyan Military Psychiatric Unit.
And your psychiatrist waiting for you there is the man whose name has been haunting your dreams for months: Dr. Levi Ackerman.
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17 Dec 2025
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One Million to One by wellitcouldbeworse3
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV), 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (Manga)
17 Sep 2024
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Playing twisted games that could kill you isn't your idea of a good time. The same can be said for Levi Ackerman. Forming a bond with a cold, untrusting stranger in a post-apocalyptic world certainly wasn't on your to-do list, but it may be the only way you can survive; the Borderlands aren't for the faint of heart.
But survival only gets harder and harder, and trust is limited. Levi is both the best and worst ally you could ask for. Secrets are only meant to be kept for so long...
A Levi X Reader, Alice in Borderland AU.
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04 Dec 2025
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The only thing that stands between you and your big break as an actress is a chemistry read. Which wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't a chemistry read for a romantic drama with A-list stuntman and big time action star, Levi Ackerman, who has the emotional range of a snail.
But the problem isn't his lack of experience in romance films. And it's not your lack of experience in general. It's not the director's attitude, it's not the constantly changing script, and it's not your conspiring managers.
No, the problem is your chemistry.
Or, the fact you two have a bit too much of it...
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28 Nov 2025
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Don't Write Me Notes by wellitcouldbeworse3
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
08 Sep 2023
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You're dreading Christmas break. So is he. Turns out, the only way to make it tolerable for the both of you is to pretend to be dating over the holidays.
Levi's family is full of narcissists and assholes, and yours is nosy and a pain in the ass. Having a girlfriend makes Levi look a bit more put together and gets him away from his relatives' nagging, and having a boyfriend stops the complaints of your parents and aunts about when you're going to start taking dating seriously. It's mutually beneficial: and that's all it's supposed to be. Right? No feelings necessary.
...Right?
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27 Nov 2025