celerydragon
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After getting stabbed in the fucking stomach, Wei Ying ends up with far more than he bargained for.
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The Great Cloud Recesses Run by celerydragon
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2025
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Ok, so like… The thing is, Wei Ying – known as Wei Wuxian, in, uhh, certain circles – isn’t from around here.
He didn’t know exactly what he was getting himself into – how would he have known? The people here are so uptight, so cold and resistant to any kind of flirting, that he would never have guessed that such a thing was part of their culture. It didn’t make sense. He thought it was just fun and games – like a race or tag or something, but for grown-ups, and maybe there would be decent prize money for the winner.
Well, he may have lasted the longest, but he certainly doesn’t feel like a winner while scrambling on his hands and knees away from a crazed beast while he wordlessly tries to rip his clothes off him. -
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Lan Zhan has bought something new, something exciting, something to make Wei Ying cry.
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there’s a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in by celerydragon
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2024
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Lan Zhan wakes up one morning and his shadow is behaving very strangely. It seems particularly interested in Wei Ying...
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An Omen of Venereal Fortune by celerydragon
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Oct 2024
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"Wei Ying, if you do not change then I will put you inside a box so you do not damage anything."
(or: foxxian spends an evening causing havoc and then reaping the rewards)
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under the willow by dirty_chai_latte
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Aug 2025
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They resumed their journey shortly after, but as the hours wore on, something began to feel off. Wei Wuxian’s mind grew hazy around the edges, like a fine mist had settled just behind his eyes. His skin prickled uncomfortably with heat, too warm even beneath the light breeze, and his robes clung damply to the back of his neck and chest. He brushed it off—surely it couldn’t have been the congee; Lan Zhan walked ahead without the slightest sign of discomfort. It had to be the weather. Or maybe he hadn’t slept as soundly as he’d thought.
But the sensation only worsened.
His pulse thudded too loudly in his ears, and there was a creeping, coiling tension gathering low in his belly, sharper and hotter with every breath, a pressure that no amount of steady breathing seemed to ease. His limbs felt both too heavy and too restless, his body alive with a desperate, unspent energy. Something needed to give. He swallowed thickly, jaw tight as he tugged at the collar of his robes, only to feel a rush of molten heat flood his chest and neck. A quiet sound caught in his throat—a half-stifled breath, nearly a whimper—and he pressed his lips shut to hold it back.
aka my version of a sex pollen fic <3
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06 Dec 2025
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Little half-elven bard, big monsterfucker dreams by Tigrelope
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Dec 2025
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Half-elven bard Wei Ying has fumbled all his rolls to seduce the monster so far. He decides that if he truly wants to be a monsterfucker, he may need to throw down some cash.
Enter Midnight’s Howl, a werewolf brothel where Wei Ying can get run down and monsterfucked for the low low price of all his gold. Will Wei Ying go with the safe option of a goodest boy halfling werewolf? Absolutely not; Wei Ying simply must have the beautiful and highly dangerous elven Hanguang Jun, a white wolf with golden eyes and an enormous...stature.
Naturally, Wei Ying neglects to read any fine print and gets more than he bargained for, but not more than the bard can handle.
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06 Dec 2025
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take him down, lay him flat by RedStockings for lilkikibat
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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“I’ve spent a whole year on my heel turn and I’m damn good at it,” Wei Ying said. “Now you want me to turn face? You must be joking. Besides, what is the Ghost General supposed to do? Third wheel my dates? Watch while I hold hands with Lan Zhan and skip into the sunset?”
“No, you’re going to stay a heel. But you’re going to focus all your attention on Hanguang Jun. Try and seduce him over to your side.”
Wei Ying felt the word seduce rattle around him like the echo of a bell. Seduce Hanguang Jun? He wouldn’t dare.
But Lan Zhan seems oddly invested in this romance storyline. His acting is far too believable. But it’s only pretend, right?
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30 Jul 2025
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stray cat strut by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Aug 2024
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Lan Wangji lifts his head to press his lips to Xiao-Hei's forehead, the kiss an expression of all the affection he has to offer.
“Prrt?” Xiao-Hei says, and stretches, and—
The weight on Lan Wangji increases abruptly, and his hands aren't touching soft fur anymore, they're touching soft skin—bare skin—and he's looking down into Xiao-Hei's yellow, slitted eyes, though not into Xiao-Hei's little cat face, but the face of a man.
A beautiful, startled, very naked man.
Or: Lan Wangji finds himself with a stray cat he didn't want, then a stray cultivator he pretends not to want, and then a stray boyfriend he definitely wants.
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if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2023
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After being turned away by the nice Shizun of that other world, Luo Binghe finds himself in the modern world where he can find a new nice Shizun for himself. Instead, he finds Shen Yuan, who could not possibly be who he's searching for - he's crass, and inelegant, and looks only vaguely related to Shen Qingqiu.
Luckily for both of them, Shen Yuan mistakes Luo Binghe as a cosplayer for hire, and asks to rent him out as his very normal new boyfriend.
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02 Aug 2024