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    Umino Iruka regarded the man standing before his shop counter with what was probably poorly-veiled irritation.

     

    "Yes, thank you," he said. "I know how a triple-layered chakra lock works."

     

    Long years of experience kept Iruka's tone even: losing his temper meant losing customers, even if there weren't very many people in Konoha who did what he did.

     

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    The canon-divergent au in which Iruka graduates the academy, does 3 D-rank missions, and then retires, because his leg was badly crushed in the kyuubi attack—so he re-trains as a locksmith and makes chakra-manipulated locks.

    A story about systemic structural power imbalances between shinobi and civilians and the various ways in which expectations of physical strength and implicit ableism are detrimental to community trust. In which Iruka finds himself stuck between worlds, all because Sharingan Kakashi demanded the impossible, and Iruka made him a quadruple-layered chakra lock.

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    02 Dec 2025

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    “Did we meet right before whatever landed me in the Cloud Recesses?” he asked, hopefully. “I don’t remember any intention of coming around for a nice visit, did I hit my head?”

    The youths exchanged glances, and proceeded to dash his newly raised hopes in the weirdest fashion possible.

    “You live here,” said the loud one, with exaggerated patience.

    “Bullshit.”

    In which an amnesiac Wei Wuxian concludes from the available evidence that he's been forced into a sham marriage, and acts accordingly.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Amazing. Wwx loses his memory back to the yiling laozu days, and finding himself a kept man in cloud recesses, makes some assumptions about how lan wangji is keeping him there. Simultaneously excellent post happily ever after married wangxian and excellent dark lan wangji vibes!!!

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    “What brings you down here?” his empress asked as she stepped onto the balcony, swinging herself up with an easy grasp on the railing.

    There was no detectable menace in her, less than usual even of her native sharpness, but the note of amusement in her manner seemed almost more threatening. Vader knew by now how the Empress dealt with her temper, how her anger would and would not fall. He was less certain how she might choose to indulge herself, in a playful mood.

    “Did you really think I was in the middle of a firefight? In the basement?”

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Palps dies, vader asks the force who should lead the empress, and a young leia of alderaan is trying to hold an empire semi-together to prevent galactic civil war and also vader's leash so he stops trying to solve all his problems via murder. Just very fun.

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    “I have an announcement regarding his Radiancy’s health,” says the Commander.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Bdsm one

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    Eggsy shifts the aim from JB to Arthur, and shoots him in the face.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    King trials