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"I genuinely didn't see him": The latest in the Academy accusation that Head Councilor Heimerdinger was catapulted across campus via cane strike
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How Zia Ul Haq Got The Idea For Martial Law by emuthebookworm
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, 20th Century CE RPF, Political RPF - Pakistan 20th c.
20 Jan 2025
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what it says on the tin
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AITA for stopping my best friend from dating my crush's sister because her family is embarassing? (Plus all updates) by emuthebookworm
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
13 Jul 2024
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Modern day Pride and Prejudice, but retold as an AITA post from Darcy's POV.
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The Scarecrow and the Tinman realise Dorothy has both a brain and a heart. All they have to do is take it.
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In accordance with the Ride or Die Pact of 2009, Jonathan Sims can call upon Georgie Barker at any time for aid with no strings attached. Despite their rocky history, their childhood friendship, and Jon’s barely recovered alcoholism, this pact is sacred and must be upheld.
Georgie Barker may regret this. She may regret it when she discovers that the world is full of monsters and eldritch gods and dickhead managers. She may regret it when a punk rocker who should be dead collapses on their doorstep, a teenager again who needs their help. She may regret it when her stupid ex-boyfriend starts selling his soul for knowledge and the ability to keep his new family safe.
But she probably won’t. Georgie isn’t scared of anything - not a Clown’s apocalypse, not the apocalypse that Jon is destined to begin, and not Jon’s own loss of humanity.
Maybe she should be.
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- Part 1 of immortal with a kiss
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Ask an Exec: How to Navigate Cultish Colleagues, Soul-Stealing Bosses, and the End of the World at Work by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 May 2023
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I've recently been unexpectedly promoted to lead a department in my organisation, wrote the anonymous emailer.
As there was no one working here when I arrived, my manager, who is head of the organisation, had promised me the choice of my own assistants. However, without warning, he simply presented me with an additional assistant. This new assistant’s first act on his first day was to let a dog into the office. It took several hours to catch and clean up after this dog and it has only been downhill from there. I admit I'm not entirely sure what to do with this assistant now I'm stuck with him. I'm hoping you have some advice?
Kind regards,
New ManagerAbigail Bailey runs a successful management advice blog. One frequent contributor is from a workplace with some... issues.
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14 Nov 2025
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"Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
"I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.- Language:
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29 Oct 2025
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my absolute favourite tma time travel fic
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Hawaiian Shirts And Bad Excuses by OrangeJuiceLesbian
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Oct 2022
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Everybody Lives/Nobody Dies, in the setting of season one, but pretty much without any of the canon storyline, because I just wanted it to be fun.
Featuring Tim's amazing collection of Hawaiian shirts, the three cats accumulated, and the many adventures of those in the Archives - like that one time Martin set Elias on fire because it was the opportunity of a lifetime, and the April Fools day Jon hid in the air vents and Sasha dove in after him.- Words:
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27 Sep 2025