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“It’s called This or That, Granger. I’m sure you’ll pick it up quick.”
She glowered at him. “It’s called Would You Rather and it’s a Muggle game, you prat.”
He made a one-arm gesture of acceptance. “Fine, Granger. Would you rather…” He assessed her then smirked. “Have someone use their hands to give you a back massage or an orgasm?”
She got the sense he expected her to blush at the word. She stared at him, frustration mounting that he was being so juvenile and making their project take longer than it needed to.
“Can’t decide?” He quipped when she was still staring at him.
“Back massage,” she snapped. “I can’t do that myself.”
He chuckled. “Can’t do either of them yourself, but perhaps you’re too pure to know that. Pity not in the way that matters.”
Now she looked up. “What?”
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Or where Malfoy thinks women don’t masturbate and Hermione cannot abide ignorance.
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31 Aug 2025
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Malfoy buckled, barely catching himself with a hand on her bureau by the door, spine curling in and head dropping.
“Oh fuck,” he groaned. “What are you doing to me?”
His voice reminded her of her extremely-not-alone status and she gained enough sense to yank the covers up, the toy slipping to buzz silently against her inner thigh.
“I’m not…not doing anything!” It wasn’t even the first thing she should have said (“Get the fuck out, Malfoy!” certainly would have been more appropriate) but her brain was only half with her.
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Or, they were roommates with unrequited crushes and meddling friends.
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- Part 3 of Pierced Draco
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03 Aug 2025
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He knows she sees it then, by the way her eyes flare, fixing on the glint of silver.
Pansy had tsked when she’d first seen it, a pejorative “Good lord, Draco” coupled with a bemused, “Merlin, has your mother seen this?” (No, she hasn’t—because the Manor allows for fucking glamours.)
Granger doesn’t tsk or chastise. She stares for a moment then laughs, soft and disbelieving. “Sorry, was that…is your tongue pierced?”
He hums an affirmative, then clicks the barbell against the back of his teeth. “It is indeed.”
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Or, Draco has a pierced tongue and knows how to use it
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- Part 5 of Pierced Draco
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03 Aug 2025
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“Jesus,” he blurted. “What—?”
“Sorry, sorry,” she interrupted, closing her eyes and pressing a hand to her forehead. “I just…sorry, give me a second to clear my head.”
She refused to explain why the first thing he’d seen when entering her mind was a rather vivid recollection of her last masturbation session. How embarrassing. She thought about walking in a forest – the least sexy thing she could think of – and then doubled down by picturing herself in the Quidditch stands at Hogwarts. In the rain. In January.
“Okay.” She exhaled and met his eyes again. “Okay, it’s safe now. Go ahead.”
He looked dubious but raised his wand and spoke the incantation again.
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Or, Hermione can't remember an important piece of intel and so Draco is assigned to help find it.
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03 Aug 2025
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“There’s no way.” Hermione prided herself in always keeping an open mind, but even she had limits on what she’d take someone’s word on.
Across the small pub table, Draco looked amused and undeterred. “I’m not sure why you sound so surprised.”
“A full orgasm?” she reiterated skeptically. “From start to finish?”
As he sipped his pint, he flicked his brows once in acknowledgement that, yes, that’s what he’d meant.
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Or where Hermione refuses to take Draco at his word.
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- Part 3 of Try Not To Come
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03 Aug 2025