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    Fics written while I was abroad during the summer of 2006.

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    Fics written as gifts for the holiday season in 2006.

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    Fics written as gifts for the holiday season in 2005.

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    Pirate 👏 husbands 👏 body 👏 worship 👏

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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    "Now, I don’t know if you know this, but they say that a little marmalade can help with a stomachache, particularly seasickness. It is even said that Queen Mary of Scotland would partake of it when she was feeling under the weather. So, if it’s good enough for a royal, would you say it’s good enough for my sweet Edward when he’s suffering?”

    Ed has a tummy ache. Stede just wants to make him feel better, but Ed finds it hard to accept help. And once food is brought into the bed, things take an unexpected turn.

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    28 Apr 2022

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    Of course Stede is going to wonder. The stupid implications they bandy about, and it’s no help that the permutations of couplings within the crew seem to be up for anything, so clearly it’s going to get back to Stede about what they’re not doing.

    “Yeah I wanna fuck you, mate,” Edward says as Stede leans in close to ask if perhaps they want to assume different positions. Stede nervously plucks at the buckles of Ed’s jacket, a relieved smile on his face. “But I do like getting fucked.” 

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    Or, how to win at teaching your boyfriend how to bottom while also getting fucked along the way. A love story. With a dash of kink and fumbled communication.

    Sequel/Companion Piece to a pirate with a very specific fetish (it’s you.)

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    23 Apr 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    Ed is absolutely certain that "sex pollen" isn't a thing. Stede doesn't seem to be so sure.

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    14 Apr 2022

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    “Oh!” says Stede. Ed can feel the wheels in Stede’s head click into place, although whatever clue that Mary just gave them wasn’t something that Ed understood at all. “Are congratulations in order?”

    “Congratulations for what?” says Ed. No one responds.

    “Well, no,” says Mary. “That’s, er, the problem.”

    Kink meme prompt: Mary and Doug are very happily married and want to have a child, but after trying for a while, they figure out Doug is unable. So, they have idea! Mary calls on her ex-husband to, um, fill in. He’s already fathered 2 children with her, he should be successful for another and Doug would raise it as his own.

    Meanwhile, while they are requesting this of Stede, Ed is sitting next to him like “excuse me????” It’s a very interesting conversation for the 4 of them. But Stede agrees because he wants to help out. Not looking for the sex to be super awkward with him and Mary, but maybe a little funny. Maybe Doug and Ed are standing outside the door listening. Whatever. The 4 are friends and everyone is okay with it (even if Ed is a bit possessive and moody).

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    13 Apr 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    He tries not to think about how he, the fearsome pirate Blackbeard, was caught sniffing another man’s shirt like he was smelling a bundle of flowers. Except that to Stede, he’s Ed. Shit. He hasn’t introduced himself as Ed to anyone in over a decade. What the hell has this sweet-smelling man done to him?

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    12 Apr 2022