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“Here’s the deal,” Atlas says, voice clipped and short, stuffing his wallet back into a pocket to let an off-white envelope appear in his palm. “You’ve been robbing people at my show — it’s bad for my reputation. Frankly, I shouldn’t even be talking to you, and the only reason that I am is because I know telling you to stop would only make you double down and do it even more.”
“You don’t know that,” Bosco says determinedly, and Charlie can’t stop the grin on his face as he turns to look at him. Bosco’s always contrarian solely for the sake of it, determined to disagree only because he can, and it would appear that not even meeting one of their biggest idols could stop him. “We could totally still be rational people.”
“You pick pockets at pop-up magic shows,” Atlas says derisively, “you’re not rational people in the slightest. I know you’re getting a pretty good score, and me asking you to stop while offering no incentive is practically useless. So, here — I’m paying you to quit robbing my audience. Now, begone.”
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After the Horsemen break up, J. Daniel Atlas isn't doing very well — until three kids keep robbing his audience. Somehow, they grow on him.
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some things i may have taken for granted again and again by pinklemonades
Fandoms: Now You See Me (Movies)
25 Nov 2025
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Bosco picks up a bell pepper. “Do I just, like, chop them into squares?”
Pausing with wrapped chicken in hand, Danny stares at Bosco, who averts his gaze. He wants to make another signature J. Daniel Atlas remark, saying he can’t believe Bosco seriously doesn’t know how to chop bell peppers at his age. But a deeper part of him aches for how the poor kid didn’t have anyone to teach him how to cook.
(3 times j. daniel atlas looked out after the new horsemen and 1 time they looked out for him)
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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December is always a terrible month for Megamind. His birthday, the anniversary of the death of his planet, Christmas--but maybe...maybe this year, December can be different.
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06 Dec 2025
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They will figure it out together<3333333 :( i love them
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Roxanne lets slip that she doesn't, in fact, find Megamind particularly scary. After all these years of failing to make her scream, he's finally realised why. And he's determined to change that.