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"For the most part I understand the necessity of internet horny posting for a lot of people but some of the things you guys say on here makes it sound like being the victim of a slapstick routine would be the ultimate sexual fantasy" - tumblr user coughloop
Happy Saturday the 14th, everyone!
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Bound to Lose by horselizard
Fandoms: Taskmaster (New Zealand TV) RPF, New Zealand Comedy RPF, Taskmaster NZ
28 Aug 2021
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The Taskmaster's Assistant has to be able to take a little light humiliation. Just... not that well.
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Double Whammy by horselizard
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
25 May 2019
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Ed and Victoria get competitive. Genie James gets caught in the crossfire.
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Pour Some Sugar On Me by horselizard
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Just Puddings (Webseries)
12 May 2019
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I found an excuse for James Acaster to get covered in food, and ran with it for 5k+ words.
Pretty pleased with myself, actually.
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A musical tribute to Taskmaster's very own Chaos Emerald.
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“Okay,” Reece says finally, puts his drink down to rest his hands flat on his thighs. “So. Cartoon people are real.” Not a question: a confirmation.
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- Part 1 of Cartooniverse
Bookmarked by horselizard
04 Oct 2025
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Le silence, la nuit, une chambre vide, et un bibliothécaire un peu trop seul.
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- English
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- 5,903
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Bookmarked by horselizard
10 May 2023
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Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by talkingismylife
Fandoms: Queen (Band), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
30 Jan 2019
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Brian accidentally puts his foot in his mouth when the gang gets together for dinner.
Freddie barked out a laugh as he clapped Brian on the shoulder. "Might be difficult for Brian, going back to the Crow's Nest. Full of bad memories and all that."
"Bad memories?" Veronica arched one perfect eyebrow.
"It was his break up restaurant," Freddie faux-whispered lasciviously with a wink. "Took all his victims there when they reached their expiration date."
"I'm not really a fan of the Crow's Nest," Roger smiled sardonically. Brian turned to look at him, smiling slightly as he furrowed his brow.
"You've been? When?"
"You took me there once, remember?" Roger's smile turned sharp as the whole table fell silent. "Right before our first anniversary."Series
- Part 1 of escape (the piña colada song) verse
Bookmarked by horselizard
19 Jun 2021
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The Tay Bridge Disaster but it's Hallelujah and also Allstar by Griboslav_Muhomorovich for lnhammer, cnoocy
Fandoms: The Tay Bridge Disaster - William McGonagall
15 Nov 2019
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Bookmarked by horselizard
17 Apr 2020