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    Jonathan would never hear the end of it if Will found out what he’s doing, so he needs to be subtle. Just enough to get Mike to treat him better. Just enough to redirect things.

    He settles on a stern, “Mike, I think we need to have a talk.”

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Jon blinked. “Assist you. In a sex emergency.”

    Damian’s sigh was very put upon. “Yes, Jon. In a sex emergency.”

    “Right. Okay,” Jon said, even though none of this sounded okay, really. “And, uh, I hate that I keep having to ask this, but – and please for the love of god just answer me this time – what the hell is a sex emergency.”

    (Or: the obligatory jondami sex pollen fic. Jon tries not to be into it, but he's very into it. Damian does the same thing. Eventually they figure it out.)

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Falling in love isn't always sweet, especially when it's with your best friend.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    Every single time Sakura comes home from a mission, she's dirty and gross and Ino has to go and show up looking absolutely perfect.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    “She said she wasn’t interested,” Sakura said, voice hard. The man made several attempts to yank his hand free, but Sakura’s own hand didn’t budge so much as a centimeter.

    Huh, Karin thought, eyeing Sakura’s hand in fascination. It was so small her fingers didn’t wrap all the way around the guy’s wrist.

    OR: Karin decides she's kind of into being saved like a helpless damsel. She deserves a prince(ss) charming, doesn't she?

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    30 Nov 2025