klutzyelf
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The Theoretical Impermenance of the Soul by klutzyelf for crestfallencrusader
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
01 Sep 2023
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When Maes met Roy Mustang and Fiammetta, they were a bird.
subtitled a partial case study in things that change and what remains
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- Part 3 of The Same Dust
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Peculiarities of the Soul by klutzyelf for crestfallencrusader
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 Aug 2023
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On the topic of souls, people spoke very little openly. Even most physicians were under the impression that, so long as a daemon showed no outward signs of distress, there was no need to consider them in patient care. Of course, everyone knew that daemons had no need for food, or rest, or any real grooming. And that, though they might mimic the behavior of whatever animal form they took, that was all it was. Mimicry. Daemons were physical manifestations of, as far as anyone could tell, a very metaphysical concept, and most people decided to leave it at that. After all, for one excuse or another, it was rude to discuss souls with others. It was personal, private.
Regarding the nature of souls, their relationships to humans, with particular attention paid to the matter of form.
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- Part 2 of The Same Dust
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An Epiphany on the Nature of Soulmates by klutzyelf for crestfallencrusader
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
26 Nov 2022
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He was a mysterious stranger from “somewhere east”, for one, and Resembool was, first and foremost, a sleepy little country town. The most exciting thing that had happened there for the last two decades was Pinako Rockbell deciding to set up shop in the valley. The Rockbell’s were a known quantity, though. Everyone had heard of the best automailers in Amestris; no-one had heard of Van Hohenheim. Of course, there was something interesting about him.
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- Part 1 of The Same Dust
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(home is) the place i take my weary soul by klutzyelf
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
24 Oct 2019
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A brilliant sunrise begins to crest over the mangled peak of Mount Kepler, and for the first time since an alien gate opened deep within its heart Kepler, West Virginia understands itself fully and completely.
Duck, immediately after.
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Richie Tozier: Confessional by klutzyelf
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
23 Sep 2019
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A transcript of comedian Richie Tozier's surprisingly heartfelt performance of his show Confessional after an unexplained two-week leave of absence from his tour.
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The Same Dust by klutzyelf
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
01 Sep 2023
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It's A Mess by klutzyelf
Fandom: Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
15 May 2018
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A ModernAU told (occasionally) out of order.
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A torch, a barrel of fire, all the brilliance of the sun itself.
On the road to New Vegas, and beyond, Lucy and Cooper discover they are so much more than the sum of their parts. And they burn, oh how they burn so bright.
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27 Nov 2025
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25 Nov 2025
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Accidentally Yours by diushek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Oct 2025
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“Shizun!” the boy says, shocked. “It’s not what it seems!”
Shen Qingqiu takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself, not scream, and most of all, not cry. He knows exactly what fucking wife plot is right in front of him.
“So Binghe hasn’t been hiding a baby that came out of a Blood Mimic’s bulb?”
Luo Binghe opens his mouth, but says nothing. The baby cries louder, and his disciple's gentle, tired eyes lower to look at him, desperate. He seems completely lost, not knowing what to do with the wailing baby in his arms.
“... It is what it seems,” Luo Binghe says, almost pouting.Or, Luo Binghe bleeds on a plant and gets a baby. That could go very wrong, except Shen Qingqiu decides to mitigate the feral factor of the demonic plant turned baby with his own blood and qi.
The problem is that when someone give a baby his blood, his qi and his genetics, becomes a parent. Shen Qingqiu disagrees. That wasn't part of the deal!Bookmarked by klutzyelf
21 Nov 2025
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A Flash of Fang (Vampire Gurathin AU) by spectralOasis
Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
22 Nov 2025
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Bookmarked by klutzyelf
21 Nov 2025
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Status: 302:Found by aros_66
Fandom: Murderbot (TV), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
19 Dec 2025
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Bookmarked by klutzyelf
21 Nov 2025