laststeinbock
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HOW KARKAT VANTAS LAID BARE HIS FEELINGS TOWARDS HIS VASSAULTER, AND HOW HIS VASSAULTER GREW TO RETURN THEM, AND HOW HE RAISED KARKAT VANTAS TO BE HIS LOYAL SQUICOPHANT, AND THE FALLOUT THEREOF. by laststeinbock for norsecode
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Sep 2025
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feat. the Draconian Dignitary as a somewhat begrudging wing-Carapacian, Tavros Nitram as a surprise third-act asset, and Karkat Vantas as the lightbulb shoved up Spades Slick's asshole. To think that all of this could have been prevented if Eridan had kept his mouth shut about Troll Thomas Malory.
Also, Draconian Dignitary? You ought to stop peeking behind the Fourth Wall. You might not like what you find up here.
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put your hands together (and hope) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 May 2015
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You don't like this mysterious Gamzee guy. You're pretty sure saying he "doesn't like" you would be the understatement of the sweep, whatever bullshit measurement of time a sweep is. But Karkat's sick, and nobody really asked what you two like or don't like.
Time to suck it up and stab somebody. Nicely.
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25 Nov 2025
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Relationships and Culture In Locusta Astralis (A Field Study) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Mar 2025
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“So,” Jade says, marching on ahead with her list like a determined little artilleripper, tapping at her papers. “The…Dark Carnival.” She sounds it out every part one after the other, ‘fatal-funny cullpit of the messiahs’, like how a corpse dismembered and all laid out turns into pieces instead of a whole troll.
“Dark Carnival,” you say, putting the corpse back together to show her, fast and fluid how it’s supposed to flow.
“Dark Carnival,” Jade repeats after you, choking just a little on the shift of chirr into click. “Okay! Say me what does that mean?”
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A diplomatic voyage of xenosociological discovery and awkward flirting takes place in Karkat's shitty living room, heavily backdropped by only the finest of cross-species anatomy textbooks, shitty Alternian cocktails, and schlocky Alternian romance movies.Series
- Part 3 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
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25 Nov 2025
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She Was The Man: Understanding Misogyny and Derogatory Same-Sex Stereotypes with Karkat Vantas by krowtie, Loarza
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 May 2023
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There's definitely zero bitterness in your voice with that last part. Nope, none at all. Girl power ended up not being your thing anyway, but it's still bullshit that your mutation's what made you realize that.
Karkat doesn't understand human gender roles and Dave knows the perfect film to explain them. It's She's the Man from 2006. Karkat has so much to say. Dave is tired.
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25 Nov 2025
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Feed a cold, starve a fever, and in the case of an ennui-filled Terezi Pyrope just quadruple caloric intake.
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24 Nov 2025
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This whole thing feels so weird, like they're betraying some clause of the homosocial bro code that says it's only for fun, you can't actually be gay, like they're letting someone down. But on the other hand, being with each other is the most natural thing they've ever done. Like a chemical reaction, or two halves of something whole, or one of those hand puzzles where the two pieces of metal are all twisted around each other, or the logical and satisfying conclusion of a really good book.
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13 Nov 2025