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“I know you’re very familiar with what this is by now, darling, but I’ll give you a choice. I can either use this first lot to wank you off - you know the tentacula always appreciates your… contributions to its fertiliser - and use the second half to fuck you stupid… Or I can use the lot to work you up to taking my fist and then maybe we can finally see if you can take the ‘snare?”
“A-Ah… Sir, please. I don't… I want-”
“The second option? What a good choice, sweetheart.”
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28 Nov 2025
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Voldemort never rose, with Tom Riddle taking the position of Head of the Wizarding Examinations Authority instead. When Harry Potter’s parents and the rest of the Marauders die in a mysterious magical accident near the end of his fifth year, Harry withdraws from Hogwarts and goes home to become the guardian of his younger siblings—never dreaming that his path and Riddle’s will entwine again years later.
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- Part 5 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2025
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27 Nov 2025
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"Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to invite you back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this coming September..."
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry’s struggling to heal, picking up more than one bad habit to cope. Meanwhile, the eighth-year students are offered the chance to return to Hogwarts for a one year apprenticeship. The catch? Apprenticeships aren't chosen, but awarded based on their natural magical aptitude.
What happens when Harry is assigned to Severus Snape?OR:
Post war, Harry is losing his mind. Somehow, Snape is the only one that can help him find it again.- Language:
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24 Nov 2025
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Treasure Worth The Trouble by EvanescentDreamer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Aug 2025
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Jaskier has long been estranged from his family. They’re far too obsessed with money and power for Jaskier’s tastes, and he grew tired of listening to them mock his lack of both. He refuses to fall into the trap of tradition like they have. He’s holding out for something better. Something that speaks to him. Something that makes his heart and instincts sing. He hasn’t found it yet, but he’s certain he’ll know it when he sees it.
When that day comes, his hoard will be the envy of the Continent.
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10 Nov 2025
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Candy-Coated Buttercups by Chlorokin for toapoet
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Dec 2025
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Jaskier is a sugar baby, and unless someone is dumb enough to catch real feelings, it’s always been the unspoken truth that his affections are only ever leased, never fully owned.
And the lease is expensive.
When his current sugar daddy, Radovid, falls short, Jaskier finds himself approached by a handsome white-haired stranger who knows how to say all the right things.
Will Geralt be everything Jaskier needs in a sugar daddy?
Or will he be so much more?
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08 Nov 2025