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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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Fumbling Towards the Light by eliddell
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
18 Aug 2022
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Even after he tears himself free of Jenova, the Lifestream will not accept Sephiroth, but a friend's spirit is able to open a backdoor in to the past for him, and he appears in the place of his child self a decade before the events at Nibelheim. Preventing what happened is naturally his main priority, but with history thrown so far off-track, doing so is anything but simple . . .
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A clean slate, with your own face on. by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Batman - All Media Types
15 Oct 2024
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Fugaku doesn’t know how it happened, why it happened or who, precisely, is to blame, but he knows it started when the Hatake heir, all of three years old at the time, decided to become a detective. Everything else snowballed from there.
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How Detective Inspector Uchiha Fugaku kept his head firmly down, worked his cases, minded his business, and changed the course of the Elemental Nations for the better.
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- Part 15 of Set in Naruto-verse
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gods, dragons, monsters, and the mortal fools that love them by notavodkashot
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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Someone else decides to fly to Hasetsu once they see the video of Yuuri performing Stammi Vicino.
Things go a little differently.
Yakov Feltsman never knew what hit him.