pleaseignorethis
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Confessions of Love (That Ain’t Never Gonna Come) by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
03 Sep 2023
Tags
Summary
Hal should’ve known better than to underestimate the man. This was Bruce Wayne, and Hal Jordan knew exactly two things about Bruce Wayne with absolute certainty:
1. He’s Batman.
2. He’s breathtakingly gorgeous.And honestly, Hal was only 97 percent sure on that first thing.
Hal and Bruce have casual sex. And then they have it again... and again... and again... and they might hold hands a few times... and talk about their feelings...
But it's definitely very, very casual.
-
Promises You Can’t Keep by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Jul 2023
Tags
Summary
“The kid refuses to wear real protection, for fuck’s sake,” Batman continued. “Robin insists on wearing that damn leotard to fight gang members that have been in prison longer than he’s been alive. He was reciting statistics to me the other day about Gotham’s homicide rate.
“He’s a child, Kal. He shouldn’t even know the word homicide. He should be memorizing state capitols and the difference between stalactites and stalagmites. All I want is to swaddle him in bubble wrap and Kevlar and full-length pants, but he won’t let me.”
Or:
No, Clark, Batman is not trying to create child soldiers. Yes, he might be doing it by accident.
-
I Wanna Marry a Lighthouse Keeper by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Jan 2023
Tags
Summary
After Tartarus, Annabeth isn’t okay. She knows she’s not okay—how could she not? But she’s also scared of asking for help and risking the possibility that nothing can make it better.
Or: Annabeth has a panic attack in her high school bathroom and reflects on her pain.
Or (even more accurately): Annabeth is having an absolutely terrible time.
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Belly really should've known better than to send him that picture of her tits.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,606
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 44
- Kudos:
- 148
- Bookmarks:
- 22
- Hits:
- 5,299
Bookmarked by pleaseignorethis
05 Dec 2025
-
Wouldn't be the first renegade to need somebody by laurellore, rainsoaked
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022)
21 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
“You know, ever since he got that job, he does seem better.”
“Yeah. That's what Taylor said.”
“Taylor?”
“Yeah.”
“It is crazy to me that you guys still talk.”
“I know. It's kind of a weird twist of fate that the only person who texts me back is Taylor Jewel, but…”Or, a complete history of Taylor and Conrad texting each other back. They’re friends now. Full of references to 3x09 through the Christmas epilogue.
Bookmarked by pleaseignorethis
23 Sep 2025
-
Tags
Summary
John has a series of unexpected meetings with a stranger on the Tube.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,632
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 382
- Kudos:
- 7,728
- Bookmarks:
- 1,908
- Hits:
- 133,239
Bookmarked by pleaseignorethis
19 Jun 2023
-
- Words:
- 15,538
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 19
Bookmarked by pleaseignorethis
10 Jul 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Harvey and Mike go to Vegas for business. Harvey's never been good at sharing his things.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,681
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 87
- Kudos:
- 5,795
- Bookmarks:
- 879
- Hits:
- 96,702
Bookmarked by pleaseignorethis
16 Jul 2023