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  1. Summary

    What happens when a zombie decides to stay in your house? Nothing but pandemonium, it seems.

    Just a little side series of PvZ stuff about a cheery foot soldier who may or may not be gaining independence and the human absolutely done with the cartoon bull who still cares for the dumb dorky corpse man. A mix of PvZ GW 1, GW 2, BFN, and a bunch of other PvZ stuff if I so choose.

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  2. Summary

    When the ancient powers of Zalgo and the old ones awakened at last, it was then all of existence in every universe knew the end was nigh. Cosmic powers clashed, and a war began. The funny thing about cosmic wars though? They have the tiny, very small, almost insignificant possibility of recombining every single reality, timeline and uni/multiverse into one messed up psuedoverse of screwed up energy and several trillion or so resurrected souls and non-souls.

    Now, mass murderers of legend walk casually down the street attempting to spook teenagers, and it's perfectly normal to see the giant demon-powered fighter jets burn away the quadrillionth invasion of the spider planet - again. Just as everyone is sick and tired of writing cliches, so is humanity sick and tired of the horror world (unfortunately for them).

    At this point though, most people are: done with this shit and fight back against the edgelords, just so accustomed to it that it’s considered normal, or chaotic enough to join in on the shenanigans. Really, it's your choice. Just don't click that spam email unless you want a disembodied skull to permanently haunt your new PC.

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  3. Summary

    There are certain experiences that can bring together those from radically different backgrounds, the sort that shatter all assumptions of reality and force one to reconsider what they know. Michael wishes to simply leave the past, but his future may just be even more terrifying. But it doesn't need to be.

    In a new body with a old purpose, Michael is lead by a voice and forming all new connections, from a lonely teenager to a remorseful Mii, from children haunted by demons they cannot grasp to errant AI, from an out of place puppet to an out of place detective. Forces even greater than Afton are at work, and powers growing within him and others. There is a plan in place, and Michael needs to find a way to protect not only himself, but his new family as it churns forward.

    It is either that or annihilation.

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  4. Summary

    Just a place for some of my horror drabbles to hang out. Mostly experimental fics. Can range from any fandom, and will add to when I feel like it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    The Library, a place of limitless possibilities. It is where Mason unwillingly finds himself after the fall of Lobotomy Corporation, stuck with a boss he vehemently hates and a washed-up Fixer as his supervisor. Still unpaid, he seeks nothing more than to move on from the pain that has been inflicted upon him by the TT2 Protocol. However, he must reconcile with far more than his own trauma.

    At least he won’t be alone. Now that they're back in the living world, his fellow librarians must also reckon with their pasts, whether they want to or not.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    Alex, a former scientist at one of the most successful toy companies in history receives a letter asking him to find his coworkers, who had gone missing in a mysterious incident that happened over ten years ago. He thought it would be easy. Little did he know, not only was the factory not abandoned, but the inhabitants aren't exactly keen on having visitors... As he makes his way deeper and deeper into the factory, he'll find out why he's there, and what the company has made him do without him realizing.

    After all, lies can only stay buried for so long. Whatever it is that Alex gets put through, he has a simple thing in mind.

    No one has to die.

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    12 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    Nick and Judy investigate the disappearance of a former Playtime Co. worker, ten years after his own colleagues disappear, but they soon find out that the once-famous toy company is hiding some pretty dark secrets...

    A crossover that retells Poppy Playtime within the Zootopia universe.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Dear Mr and Mrs Ayers,
    We can give him back to you. Your son Jack can live.

     

    It’s been 12 years since Susan Ayers lost her son to Playtime co, since their sabotaged reunion, and she's never stopped trying to get him back.
    Now She stands yet again at the doors of the factory prepared to venture into the depths one final time.
    They wont drag her back this time, Susan will find her son or die trying.

    An AU where Jack’s mom survives her meeting with Doey injured but alive and has a mission of her own concurrent with the players.

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    07 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    The soldier turns his head, looking down as he sees the shaking spy. He’s terrified, more terrified when he first saw him.
    Breadolphin: I can’t look away from my screen
    dicksalot: I know
    Breadolphin: I haven’t been able to since Thundermountain.
    The soldier shrugs lower, wincing slightly as he knew the full weight of what that meant.
    dicksalot: I know

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    07 Dec 2025