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His hand shakes as he tries to light the spliff Byers’ friend had palmed him with a pat on the back and a hazy smile, muttering something near indecipherable about purple palm tree delight. Steve reaches up, either to pluck the lighter from his grip or to hold Eddie’s hand steady in his, but the light catches before he has the chance to, and Eddie elbows him away instead, feeling vaguely sick to his stomach.
He inhales once, and again, and tries not to think about it.
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“I could help.”
Eddie blinks at him. In some distant, faraway corner of his mind, Richie’s sure he can hear screaming.
“I mean-” Richie starts, his mouth fully just running away with the thing. “I mean, I could help you. With the-” and now his hands are getting in on the action too, the traitors, gesturing vaguely—obscenely—in the direction of Eddie’s crotch.
Eddie stares at him.
“You- what?”
“I can help you get off,” Richie’s mouth says, slow and clear and a little too loud. “If- if that’s something you’d want.”
(Eddie leaves Derry the second time with another cast on his arm. Richie lends a hand.)
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What are you doing New Year's Eve? by remusjohn
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
23 Dec 2019
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Warmed by the happy company of friends and not a little bit of wine, Eddie can’t help how his gaze seems to wander ever over to Richie. Bathed as he is in the soft glow of the Christmas tree, the effect is quite handsome even despite the novelty reindeer antlers that Richie has been wearing all evening. The combination of all the wine, Richie’s appealingly broad shoulders, and the looming threat of mistletoe has some distant corner of Eddie’s mind screaming a muted warning, Danger, Will Robinson!
Eddie ignores it and gets another drink.
(1 New Year's Eve, 2 Decembers, and 3 gifts, in 4 parts.)
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Eddie has always, always loved Richie’s hands, large and masculine. He’d spent years of his adolescence trying to figure out how to get Richie’s hands on him, in any capacity, and spent the last few months doing the same, if not more obviously and much more successfully. They’re spread wide on Eddie’s hips now, holding him in place.
Eddie laughs, a little shakily, and turns his head to look back at Richie over his shoulder, “Richie, what-”
“What,” Richie interrupts him, tugging at the hem of his shorts, “are these?”
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Slow down, you crazy child by remusjohn
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
21 Nov 2019
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Richie looks down at his own body and like the bed and the bedroom before it, he doesn’t recognize what he sees.
A broken sound escapes his lips and he slaps his hand to his mouth. Then he pulls his hand away, looks at it again, and slaps it back in place before his mouth gets any smart ideas.
“What the fuck,” he says against his not-hand.
(A 13 Going on 30 AU, sort of.)
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After the tadpoles are gone and everyone goes their separate ways, Astarion and Gale realize they can still hear each other’s thoughts. Probably because they’re soulmates.
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There are few people in the world more annoying than Astarion, but unfortunately he also happens to be the only vampire Gale has ever met. Gale is nothing if not a scholar. And so what if he stares at the fangs a little bit too long?
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The Iron Bull sees things in a different light. Some sort of romance, in fragments.
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After all these years away from home, Gale still hasn't learned to love his job at Santa's Workshop. It's not that the sun is gone for half the year, he never figured out how to use a computer, and the whole thing is a massive scam. All that's not so bad. If only he weren't forced to deal with the world's rudest elf...
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Half a decade after Viktor leaves Piltover for good, a fragment of Hexcore permanently adhered to his soul, an old friend comes to him for help. This wouldn't be an issue, if the same old friend hadn't spent the last five years trying to hit him, very hard, with a really big hammer.
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