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“A guy won 80 percent of the polls this year. Including both Konoha’s Legendary Dick and Lay,” he begins, and his smirk widens considerably when his eyes settle on Naruto, who moved to take a gulp of his water bottle. “And his name is Sasuke Uchiha.”
He chokes. Hard. Water and spit fly out of his mouth, right down the shirt he just put on. Naruto covers his mouth, heaving with the power of his coughs, and weakly glares at a very smug Nara Shikamaru.
Lee’s round, innocent eyes glimmer like he unlocked all the secrets of the earth. It’s weirdly enthusiastic. “Isn’t that the guy you always want to beat up in your English-”
“What t-the fuck,” Naruto croaks after he feels like he can breathe. “What-”
Or, also known as that one time Naruto found out the whole University is obsessed with Sasuke's dick, so he makes it his mission to claim it for himself. Literally.
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07 Jan 2026
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Naruto wanted to impress the board and maybe get that corner office. Instead, he got Uchiha Sasuke.
They're supposed to co-lead a major campaign.
Instead, they keep ending up in supply closets, empty meeting rooms, and one particularly ill-advised hotel room in Hokkaido.
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"Do you ever shut up?" Sasuke growled.
"Do you ever get over yourself?" Naruto snapped.
Sasuke pulled him closer.
"I could have you fired."
"Yeah, right. If that would make you feel better, you're welcome to call Daddy and—"
The words were swallowed by Sasuke's lips.
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06 Jan 2026
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Hashirama saved him, texting: Talk to me. What are you looking for on here?
Madara: Does my bio not say looking for a good time?
Hashirama: You’re an intense one, I see. Not surprised.
Madara frowned, two seconds away from blocking. Fuck this.
Hashirama: What does a good time entail for you? I’m down for anything. I can take you out to a nice dinner and get to know you, or I can take you back to my place and fuck you. Your call.
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03 Jan 2026
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“I will warn you, however—my magic isn’t free. For any task you wish me to accomplish, I’ll need some of your life force. Usually I'd get it transferred to me via ley lines, but since humans can’t use those, the next best way would be by mouth.”
Gon pondered his words for a moment. “So like, a kiss?”
The witch's face burned scarlet. “Wha—? No!”
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A boy (who’s secretly a god) summons a witch (who’s secretly cursed). Bound to each other by an ancient contract, the unlikely pair navigates their newfound relationship—Killua discovering the strange, addicting warmth behind a human’s touch, and Gon discovering that kisses between gods and witches are more than just kisses—they’re electrifying, incredible, and absolutely magical.- Language:
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28 Dec 2025
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They were roommates in college. Best friends, until one drunken night changed everything.
Seventeen years later, Sasuke is divorced and his daughter is staying with him for the school year. He hasn't spoken to Naruto since college graduation.
Then, Sarada brings home her new boyfriend, and suddenly, the past Sasuke has been running from is sitting right in his living room.
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"Hey, Mr. Uchiha," he says, voice bright and unbothered. "My name's Uzumaki Boruto."
There's a long beat of silence. Sarada glances up at him, confused.
Sasuke doesn't move. He can't.
His throat is dry. His hands are cold.
And for the first time in years, Uchiha Sasuke finds himself entirely, devastatingly, speechless.
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Slowly—too slowly—Naruto traced up and down Sasuke’s knuckles, caressing each finger, skipping across his bones. Sasuke’s fingers twitched—he wanted to grip Naruto’s hand, to pull him closer, to take more, but, as if sensing it, Naruto’s fingers slid up the back of his hand and circled his wrist lightly, holding, commanding—stay—he seemed to say.
And Sasuke obeyed.
With his other hand, Naruto reached for his Kindle. “It’s just us here,” he said softly. “You said you wanted to read good smut.” He tapped on the screen and pushed it towards Sasuke. “Here. This one’s my favourite.”
Sasuke nodded, pulled it closer with his other hand, not wanting to withdraw from Naruto’s touch, when suddenly the blond’s expression changed into something playful yet predatory.
“Read it aloud.”
Naruto reads smut in a stylish library. Sasuke is the night shift librarian. The topic of Hysterical Literature and smutty fanfiction comes up and Naruto has a sexy voice and wicked ideas.
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- Part 1 of lavender prose
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22 Dec 2025
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Perfect. Love the metaphors and overall figurative language
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Every summer, Naruto visits the sleepy beach town of Oceanview. Easily the best part of the trip is the carnival, set up for three days at the end of August. As summers pass, Naruto finds himself coming back again and again to see the boy at the end of the boardwalk. First, he wants to win the game the boy runs, but it turns into wanting to win Sasuke's heart instead. For some reason, Naruto just can't get him out of his head.
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“Stop looking like that,” Naruto grumbled.
“Like what?” Sasuke said.
“Like you’ve got something prickly stuck up your ass. It’s not a good look on me.”
“I’ll stop when you stop abusing my face with all your expressions.”OR
The time when Naruto and Sasuke ended up swapping bodies
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09 Dec 2025
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Kurapika requires back-up for a swanky black-tie event where he was told there'd be a lead to another set of Kurta eyes. He enlists the help of Killua and Gon.
But there’s a catch.
“You'll have to act like you're in a relationship.”
Gon tilted his head, confused. “But we are in a relationship. Killua’s my best friend.”
Leorio slapped a hand over his face and Kurapika just sighed, quietly comforted, as he descended deeper into the dark underbelly of society, by the way some things stayed the same.
“No, dummy.” Killua clenched his jaw, closing his eyes in impatience. “We have to pretend to be boyfriends.”
Killua must teach Gon a very particular set of skills.
Too bad Gon's never been that good at faking his feelings.
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27 Nov 2025
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Naruto and Sasuke pose as a couple to go undercover and take down a crime boss operating out of a nightclub.
Along the way, Naruto comes to realize that his feelings towards his best friend may not be entirely platonic.
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20 Nov 2025
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Naruto experiences lust at first sight upon being booked by the very sexy Officer Uchiha and Naruto is determined to get into the policeman's pants - by any means necessary! Even if that means breaking the law a little...
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17 Nov 2025
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“Okay,” said Naruto once Sasuke was sitting on the mat, pulling his own arms over his head in exhaustion. “Can you turn over for me? On your hands and knees?”
Could he. Sasuke tried to brace himself as he assumed the position. Naruto put a hand on the small of his back and one on his calf, then started pushing his leg forward, stretching the muscles in his upper thigh. Sasuke breathed in and out slowly. It felt really good, and Naruto’s hands were warm and firm and deliberate, manipulating his body easily like he knew they would. He tried not to imagine them all over him, sliding up his leg and into the hem of his shorts, caressing his ass, moving between his legs to touch his—
If Naruto hadn’t realized by now that Sasuke wanted his dick, he was the dumbest dumb jock who ever lived. Which, of course, was still a very real possibility.
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Sasuke's afternoon at the gym turns into a different kind of workout when his usual trainer cancels on him last-minute.
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Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions.
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Sasuke refuses to let the fact that he's an omega dictate his life, and has worked hard to get to where he is today. When an early heat threatens to ruin a highly important contract there's only one solution. He needs an alpha to fuck the heat out of him.
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01 Nov 2025
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That suitcase is lethal.
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Naruto is sick and tired of Sasuke chosing work over him, every single day, and with his libido screaming for some attention he sets out to fix things. NaruSasu
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28 Oct 2025
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In the same way Icarus had flown too close to the sun and plummeted to his death, Sasuke Uchiha now had a vibrator stuck in his ass.
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- Part 1 of The Best of Friends
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25 Oct 2025
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Gon Freecss has been ordered to transport a notorious and bloodthirsty criminal thousands of miles to the execution block in the kingdom's Imperial Capitol.
Enter Killua Zaoldyk, his prisoner and rather unwilling "travel-buddy."
Of course, Gon does not expect to be just as drawn to the dark warlock as the other is to him. Not all is what they seem; wires get crossed, stories are shared, and what they find in each other may shake the very worlds they come from, and the paths they have laid out for them.
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- Part 1 of The Courier and the Mage
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22 Oct 2025
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Sasuke doesn’t smell like anything, and he prefers it that way. Being a beta means he doesn't need to buy scent patches or spend money on suppressants. He can be in full control of himself 100% of the time. He doesn't need to endure any hormonal cycles. And, most importantly, he's automatically removed from the drama surrounding alphas and omegas.
It's easy. It's the best.
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To Sasuke, being a beta is the best. To Naruto, it's hell.
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- Part 1 of sense: an abo au
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10 Oct 2025
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Spider Lily by garden_hearts386
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Nov 2024
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Everyone knows about the cliche love stories with the school nerd and jock.
He’s a cheeky asshole who can’t seem to keep it in his pants. She’s the straight-A bookworm whose only goal is to pass chemistry.He takes off her glasses to reveal her “true beauty.” She falls in love with his supposed sensitive side.
But, this one in particular doesn’t quite follow the same boring formula.
He’s the star hockey player forced to take an art course. He’s the stubborn art major who just wants one stress-free year.And it’s gonna take a lot more than the glasses move and some smooth talking for either of them in this story to budge.
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Bookmarked by rnhoney
03 Oct 2025