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What if there was another Dochas Sidhe around who could break October out of the koi pond much, much earlier? In this timeline, Toby found herself freed from the pond in a year and a day by a strange, secretive young man with an unmistakable family resemblance.
Everything unfolded from there.
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Dutch opens Mike’s comm line on the way back, says, “Look, no one thinks you’re useless, okay? I don’t know where you got that from, but it’s totally not true. I mean, we’re all worried about you right now, but we just— we want you to get better— look, nobody would be in top form having nightmares all the time, okay? That’s nothin’ about you.” God, why can’t he find the right words? He means everything he’s saying, but even to him it doesn’t sound persuasive.
“Sure,” Mike says, low and defeated. “Nothing about me that I can’t keep it together for the simplest things anymore,” and he closes the line.
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“Hey, dude, language,” Mike says.
“Fuck you!” Chuck snaps. “Alex, you wanna go catch the next showing of this thing I was gonna take my asshole best friend to because for some crazy reason I used to like hanging out with him?”
“Yes,” Alex says.
“Oh,” Chuck says. “Okay, cool. The next performance is in two hours, though.”
“I’ll take you to dinner?” Alex says. “My night’s free.”
Mike is making a really weird face right now: not the usual defensive annoyance with Chuck trying to take him away from work, but a startled, unsettled look, like he just missed something important and can’t figure out how. -
Contents Under Pressure by LaughingStones, roachpatrol
Fandoms: Motorcity (Cartoon), After the Storm - Hannah Birchwood & Key Dyson & Raymond Roach
29 Feb 2020
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Rich has been living in this body for three months now, and he hates it. The people around him like it plenty, which isn't so great when they're gross old men. When Julie Kane and her two newest directors show up, though, Rich encounters allies in unexpected quarters and the possibility of escape from the nightmare he's been living. Of course, that’s before the aphrodisiac spell backfires...
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- Part 6 of Rich Merrill, Deluxe edition
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“Oh my god,” Julie says again, and paces in a little circle. Then she paces in a bigger circle, trips over a wrench, falls over, and lies on the floor in total defeat. It’s been an hour since she and Chuck got their brains or minds or souls or whatever put in each other’s bodies by a crazy old machine in some buried ruins and things haven’t improved from the initial, disastrous explosion.
“Maybe we should have lunch,” Mike suggests. “And like, think about this.”
“I am really tired of thinking about this already,” Chuck says grimly.
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Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
—Troll Nicole Blackman- Words:
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Love, love, love (is all you need) by roachpatrol
Fandom: Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005)
01 Sep 2010
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Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.
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˃Connect by biichama (biichan), biichan, inverts, renachan, roachpatrol
Fandom: Homestuck
13 Apr 2016
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Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session,
onetwothreeone teams.One more chance to win.
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Motorcity SciFi AU based on Birchbow's Raza AU (though obviously some time after those events). Thanks to Birch for letting us play with her AU! Her fic is so real in the dark.
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the firebender’s guide to living life after destiny by volkswagonblues
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
01 Oct 2020
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Sokka looked around the throne room with interest. “I always wondered what the world was like from up here - must be nice looking out at your adoring subjects.”
“Being the Fire Lord is pretty dull,” Zuko said glumly, "unless you enjoy hearing people bicker about taxes. After a while, thwarting the occasional assassination is basically a form of stress relief."
In which Fire Lord Zuko and Ambassador Sokka get drunk, go fishing, watch theatre, uncover a conspiracy, visit a teahouse, destroy a historical monument, and reckon with the painful legacy of the past – but not necessarily in that order. [PODFIC AVAILABLE]
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15 Dec 2025
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Borrowed Strength by BATTLEFAIRIES
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
27 May 2025
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Chilchuck has a very formative, very intense couple of days when he first becomes a Dungeon picklock.
Inspired by, and basically a fanfic for: sousverre's work "A Weasel Heart In Defiance" (https://ao3-rd-3.onrender.com/works/60074548/chapters/153284221)
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- Part 3 of His Delicious Materials
Bookmarked by roachpatrol
13 Nov 2025
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Chuck isn't cut out for this.
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09 Nov 2025
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Because some trolls consider the initial stages of nookworm infestation to be pleasurable, there is considerable trade in nookworms as self-pailing aids. Commercially sold nookworms are typically modified to render them incapable of parasitizing trolls. However, unmodified or improperly modified nookworms retain the ability to infest a troll's gene bladder and hijack their reproductive system. Because of this, recreational nookworm usage is the leading cause of nookworm infestations among trolls.
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Sollux acquires a reproductive parasite.
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29 Oct 2025
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You’re a Sunflower (I Think Your Love Would Be Too Much) by Writer_Lethogica
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
17 Dec 2021
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Inspired by this Tumblr post, a what-if about Aaron Davis and Peter B. Parker being fake married.
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“Uh,” said Miles, and Peter knew he was usually pretty okay (like, a B- at the very least) at keeping up a cover story, so the kid was bound to have some level of ability to lie too, right, “This is my Uncle Peter.”
Miles said.
To his own parents.
Was Peter inwardly screaming?
Sure.
Out of all the cover stories with all the people, how?
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20 Sep 2025
