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    ‘Thank you, boy,’ Draco whispered very quietly, so Hermione couldn’t hear. ‘It’s been an absolute privilege loving her with you.’

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    Hermione is having the worst Christmas of her life - until fate intervenes.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    Ben takes a deep breath. “It’s—it’s a project. Conceptual art. You wouldn’t get it.”

    Rey presses her lips together to keep from laughing. She plans her next words quickly and carefully, determining what will get her the best reaction. “Really? Looks like you ruined a bedsheet to me.”

    His reaction does not disappoint. “Get out.”

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    Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive.

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    13 Dec 2025

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    When Professors Hermione and Draco are trapped in a Hogwarts escape room in the name of unity, they quickly realise the only way out is to solve each other's desires. Hermione just wants an orgasm or two—maybe whilst feeling powerless and dominated, perhaps while stuck in a wall—but understanding what Draco wants is the final key to their freedom.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    A journalist sits down with Draco Malfoy, who vanished eight years ago, for his story on why he disappeared and what happened.

    Told from the perspective of Hermione, the journalist follows the story of Draco and Hermione on an expedition to look for a mythical cave and the aftermath of returning home.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Hermione is a practical, sensible, introverted, thirty-nine-year-old woman that has no business being at a music festival, let alone the largest one in the U.K. She certainly has no business accidentally meeting Draco Malfoy, the hottest member of the world’s hottest boy band, and she positively has no business sparking his interest. Above all, she has no business whatsoever, in any degree and under any circumstances, falling in love with him.

    Guess what happens.

    (Heavily inspired by the film (and book) The Idea of You.)

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    03 Aug 2025