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Rhys and Haylen made a mistake, and Rhys is bad at dealing with things. Danse gives Haylen advice, but Rhys will always be an idiot.
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- Part 2 of Cowboys & Soldiers
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Rhys and Haylen have a super secret plan to get Paladin Danse and Knight Cash together.
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- Part 1 of Cowboys & Soldiers
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Liam and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Desert Festival. by the_real_sheogorath
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
23 Feb 2025
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Liam gets very frustrated and Harvey is always there to make it better.
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Ryder has been in love with Liam for eight years, and he's gotten tired of waiting.
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"The prospect of my boss thinking I sent him a random porn link is only slightly better than him thinking I send him my porn," he practically whines, his own words exposing the reality of the situation, "Jesus Christ, I sent Dr. Robby my porn."
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An e-mail mishap leads to Dennis accidently providing his attending with great jerk off material.- Language:
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12 Oct 2025
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It's the plot of the BoS play through as a rom com starring Nate and Danse.
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19 Aug 2025
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Sea Glass (And the surf's rough tongue) by mr_mandelbr0t
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
19 Sep 2025
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They had been friends, once. Attached at the hip.
Harvey Elwood, the doctor's son with the stutter and the soft heart.
Ellis Bell, the aspiring poet, all snaggle teeth and spite.War tore them apart. Ellis was drafted the summer he turned 17. Harvey, disqualified from service, was forced to stay in Pelican Town. So he took up his father's trade and busied himself. He worked. He grew up. He made himself a life, a simple one, and he forgot all about that dark-haired boy and their days on the beach.
But Ellis Bell has come home.
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07 Aug 2025
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They’re so wrapped up in each other that neither of them hears the front door open.
“Whoa! What the fuck is this?” Mickey’s voice cuts through the room like a bucket of ice water.
Lip jolts back, nearly falling off the couch in his scramble to sit upright.
Michael’s cheeks are flushed, but he looks more amused than embarrassed as he adjusts his jeans.
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14 Aug 2025
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Of course one of the few times Alex is allowed to go to a party, he ends up with an identity crisis.
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- Part 1 of Alex comes out AU.
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06 Aug 2025