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Local Preteens Entrap Murderous Wraith (You Won’t Believe What Happens Next) by asterismal (asterisms)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Apr 2021
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“It was you, wasn’t it? The snake…”
“And that pathetic wretch of a man who visited you at your family’s home.” He forces Harry to turn his head, to meet his gleeful gaze. “And the shadow out of the corner of your eye when you thought yourself alone. Yes, Harry, I was there.”
“How?” he demands, bravado not quite masking fear.
And Voldemort laughs again, an edge of madness to the sound. “Oh, you lucky little idiot. You have no idea what you’ve done.”
Harry, Ron, and Hermione discover a spell. They decide to perform it, and no one is pleased with the result.
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Harry is cursed by a magical cock sleeve, able to feel the sensations of anything that happens to the toy. He approaches Dumbledore for help, who summons a few of his old friends to cure the curse.
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The one where Harry fucks his cheating boyfriend's boss by Eris_Eveningstar for jjaegerbomb
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jan 2026
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"Wouldn't your...husband have anything to say about you acting like this?" Tom raised an eyebrow.
A scowl appeared on Harry's face. "Husband," he scoffed, and his dark tone said it all. "As if. Blaise doesn't care to marry me. He doesn't care about me at all. If he did, he wouldn't have just left like that."
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The one where the title is very, very accurate.
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Omegaverse AU: Where it’s common for alphas in the military to regularly engage the services of omegas, in order to prevent ruts interfering with their work.
When alpha Ghost invites alpha Soap to share an omega for that very reason, Soap expects a night of awkward, one-sided sex that he’ll inevitably regret. Because even alphas as close as they are can become dangerously territorial, when omegas are involved.
Maybe it’s a good thing, then, that the omega never shows up at all.
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In the aftermath of Makarov’s attack, a forcibly retired Soap is left alone and bored in the Scottish Highlands with nothing to do but secretly paint portraits of the man he misses the most.
When an idle wish brings one of his paintings to life, Soap does very little to discourage this miraculous new clone of his former Lieutenant from sneaking into his bed. It’s not like anyone - let alone Ghost - will ever find out, after all.
He should’ve known a copy of Ghost would be just as persistent and cunning as the real man himself.