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In a remote village all seemed peaceful this dark foggy night with most citizens either enjoying a round at the local tavern, resting in their beds for work on the morrow, or in the case of the city guard night shift patrolling and making their rounds
"Aaaa ah..another night..another boring shift." A bulky guard possessing grey skin complained to their skinnier companion who appeared to be a anthropomorphic lizard do to belonging to the beast kin specifically the reptilian tribes rolling their eyes, "and another night of no trouble and easy pay."
The skinnier guard retorted as he and his companion were currently patrolling the outer perimeter of the local governor and nobleman's estate, "Urg where's your love for adventure and action Eldric." The bulky grey skinned guard complained to their companion with the lizard rolling their eyes, "I prefer my action in the bed room rather than the battlefield."
They said with a slight hiss, "I got enough of that nonsense when I was serving under Slythe.' They intone with a slight bitterness in their voice causing the grey skinned guard to wince, "Ah right...my apologies."
he said with a cough knowing he had unintentionally stepped on a touch subject, "It's just.." The guard sighed taking a stop by a alleyway as they looked up into the cloudy sky just barely able to make out the moon behind the clouds, "I signed up for the guards to make a difference to get my blood pumping you know."
He said banging his halberd end against the ground, "Not to serve as glorified guard dogs for a nobleman and his spoiled daughter." He said with a pout with Eldric giving a groan, "you should be grateful for this position Grayven."
The lizard said with a slight annoyed hiss, "the lord doesn't just trust anyone with his family's safety or allow just any guard close to his daughter."
The lizard said before glancing around nervously, "Especially with the rumors going around that he's been investigating." Causing Grayven to give a snort, "please you mean the rumors of that little rebellion hiring assassins to make a example out of him."
He said with obvious disbelief, "No one would dare considering who's favor and protection he has." The guard said with a scoff looking down at his shorter friend, "probably just rebel trouble makers trying to get inside his head."
The guard said with a eye roll leaning against the wall on the alley way entrance, "I mean who'd be dumb enough to risk getting on the bad side of.." He began to say before pausing as the two heard the loud sound of what sounded like a wooden barrel falling and breaking inside the alley way, "Who's there!"
Grayven demanded whirling around with Eldric both of them pointing their halberds inside the alleyway, "Show yourself by order of the city guard!" Eldric added with a tone of authority both of them posed for battle but froze when they saw a small figure trotting forward from the shadows before it looked up at them
"Meow.." Went a brown furred white with white tufts around it's head and bright green eyes staring up at them innocently, "Hehhahah..just a cat~" Grayven said after a pause as Eldric let out a relieved groan
"Don't suppose you're the scary assassin are you kitty~" Grayven asked in a mocking cooing tone as they got down on their knees to stare at the cat with Eldric rolling their eyes, "I do wish you would take this..GLRT!"
The lizard began to say not noticing a shadowy figure landing softly behind them hidden by the fog a figure which than thrust it's way forward at surprising speed with a long blade that they thrust into Eldric throat from behind
Causing Grayven to whirl around with his eyes widening at the sight of his friend situation and the perpetrator a figure wearing a full body black colored suit with lines of red here and there along with a red sash around their waist and a long red scarf with the only thing that could be seen of their identity were their ice cold sapphire blue eyes
"You YOU"RE!" Grayven began to say missing a flash of green fire from behind him before, "GALRT!" He yelled out feeling pain and looked down in shock at what appeared to be a long clawed hang sticking out of his stomach "Gah.."
he coughed out blood as the figure behind him drew his hand out of his stomach causing him to fall to his knees and to the ground choking on his own blood while the other figure let Eldric body fall to the ground as well
"You know it's still a surprise that the whole fantasy world element let you figure out that whole transforming into cats trick." The dark clothed figure said to the Grayven murderer with crossed arms after their blade disappeared in a slight puff of red smoke, "I mean the original El Tigre certainly couldn't do that~"
They said with a undertone of amusement
from behind the now death guard a figure dressed in a brown mask that has white furry sideburns, tiger-like ears and a letter "T" on the forehead. His suit is completely black with red stars on his gloves, brown boots, a red bandanna on his neck and gray metallic claws.
"maybe...but I would prefer to be able to transform into an actual tiger" said the other figure with his green eyes narrowing "although being a cat do has its advantages like able to sneak into homes easily"
"hehe yeah but nothing beats the ninja man when it comes to stealth." the first figure said pointing their thumbs up at them, "Besides once you master more of that whole ancient tiger spirit thing you probably might be able to turn into a tiger."
They remarked leaning casually against the alleyway, "Personally i'm hoping i'll be able to turn into giant bird demon after I fully master the power of the tengu spirit." They remarked ideally looking over the governor mansion perimeter
It was a big stone wall; beyond it there were gardens with guards patrolling around all the way to the rich mansion of the governor.
"yeah because giant flaming bird is so great for stealth" said the tiger theme boy using his claws to climb up the wall "lets just end this job after expending all day exploring the house to find the easier way in I feel I need a break"
"Hey some situaton require more raw power than stealth." The ninja themed boy said easing off the wall, "But yeah.." He looked over at the house and cracked his neck a bit, "let's kill the greedy bastard, do some looting, grab your bonus and head back."
He said stretching before shooting the boy what seemed like a saucy smirk under his mask, 'I'm sure Heidi lonely without me warming her bed~" He said before adding with a chuckle, 'plus I want to talk with our client about my own little...bonus~"
He remarked adding a purr at the end
"I will admit..Im not fan of the lion but im quite surprised he got someone like Bluff on his side" added the tiger
"Eh well this is a fantasy world filled with fictional characters we should probably expect surprising connections or rivalries." The ninja said with a shrug before adding with a smirk, "i'm certainly surprised at our latest client or how sexy Vitani looks as a anthro~"
He said with a laugh as the two thought back to how they had received their latest job
(Flashback)
In a stingy dark bar filled with many criminals of all sorts a young lioness of about 15 years old wearing a black top with a crimson loin cloth with some gold jewlery here or there was looking at the table of the two across from her, "So you two are the infamous mercenary brothers."
She remarked in a cold tone with her icy blue eyes examining them, "I still don't know why they call us that." The fully black suited figure said to the cat faunus beside him, "I mean we're close buds but we aren't actually related."
He said tapping his chin, "Heck we haven't done any ritual where we've declared each other sworn brothers."
"same" said the other boy tapping his claws on the table "I blame your girlfriend for giving us the name"
"Hey I recall a certain blue haired bard making a song about us using that name." the black clothed boy said pointing at the tiger boy, "oh watch yourself in the shadows lest you run into the demon brothers who will take your life and your woman~"
He said in a slight sing song tone before adding with a shrug, "though will admit the girls have helped us get more clients lately."
"huff I knew we should have come out with a name before they did" said the tiger Faunus rubbing his forehead.
"ehem!!" the lioness in front of them called their attention "if you are finish!"
"yeah yeah dont get your panties in a twist" the tiger said before blinking "you do wear panties right? I have meet some beast men and Faunus that are quite sensible about everything even what clothes they wear"
The lioness let out a slight warning growl before the ninja spoke up from the side, "hey don't insult the lady's choice in fashion." He said wagging his finger at the tiger faunus, "I mean look at her she's sexy, badass, and screams ruthless killer~"
He said chuckling, "in other words my kinda girl~" He said with a slight purr sending her a wink, 'you doing anything later after this because i'd love to make some poor saps scream for mercy with you before making you moan and purr sexy kitty~"
He had to duck as a spear passed over his head.
"huff...as if you could even satisfy me little boy" huffed the lioness
"Ohh a challenge~" The ninja said with a wiggle of his brows, "Just tell us the job, and I promise after we're done you'll be screaming my name~"
He said leaning forward with a smirk, "After all i've made girls go from swearing to kill me to begging for my cock before~"
the lioness growled.
"oh thats right? maybe I will take the challenge if you are able to pull the job" she said with narrowed eyes.
"right..." the tiger said "Flirting aside...so mentioned you wanted some rich dude death and his daughter to disappear...any details you want to share?"
"Yes.." The lioness said and pulled two painted pictures depicting a purple skinned man with white hair and a purple skinned girl with red hair, "Bill Bluff is the governor for a valuable part of territory in the pride lands."
She explained with narrowed eyes, "He's also a pathetic sycophant to that bastard Mufasa." She said with a slight growl staring at the two, "point is he's become a thorn in our side that we want removed while we continue to strike at Mufasa forces till we're ready to avenge the one true king Scar."
She told them with a hiss, "we don't care what you do with the two just as long as you bring back Bills head.." She told them with narrowed eyes, "my mother wants to use it to send a message~" she intoned with a dark laugh
"Umm ok seems quite direct and anything to give that imbecile of mustard-sa a headache is good in my books" said the tiger eying the picture of the girl "what about her?"
The lioness gave a scoff, "The spoiled brat.." She asked with a eye roll, "Kill her, sell her, make her your pet we really don't care." She said in a even tone, "just as long as she disappears like her daddy."
She told them in a dark tone promising violence
"Ah make the whole line disappear got it" said the tiger "well what you think my friend? seems an easy job for us"
"Yep consider these two out of your hair gorgeous~" He said with a wink, "just tell us when you want us to strike and how you're paying us."
He said leaning back in his seat, "though i'm willing to take just half of the payment if I get a chance to show a sexy lioness a good time after a job well done~" He said with some flirting
"tch oh yeah..well i will make you one better...if you can pull this in the next 3 days starting now I will not only throw full payment but I also will give you one full night with me" challenged the lioness
"DONE!" The ninja exclaimed banging his fist on the table, "Come on Tigre lets go kill a bastard so I can make a sexy kitty purr~" He said before rushing off while grabbing the faunus boy by the collar of his shirt
"wait!!! we haven't sign the contract yet!!!!" cried the Faunus wondering again how someone could be so horny basically all the time.
"Ah right.." The other boy said stopping before rushing and grabbing a feather pin he signed in a rush The Ninja before leaning into the surprised Lioness face as he pulled the mask up enough to expose his lips to give her a surprise kiss before winking as he jumped back while throwing a smoke bomb to the ground, "Ninja vanish after kissing sexy lion!"
I...would apology for him but I know he wont feel sorry" said Tigre picking up the contract also signing it up "we will contact you in three days" he said with a sight before walking towards the entrance leaving behind a shocked lioness
Who gave a angry huff a few moments later sending some of the other patrons a warning growl honestly unsure how to feel about that humans strong interest in her...though she had to admit he wasn't a bad kisser.
(End flashback)
"Ah Vitani lips tasted so sweet~' The ninja said with a sigh, "She'll be great as harem member number 7~" he said with a chuckle, "i'm sure the other girls will love her~"
"calm down lover boy...lets concentrate in the mission" said Tigre guiding the ninja across the wall to behind the big mansion "now..for what I heard I think the main chef and one of the maids had some...naughty plans for tonight...so the backdoor of the kitchen should be open"
"Ah than allow me to check if the coast is clear and open it for you~" He said taking several kung fu poses, "I am ninja, I am one with shadows~" He said in a obvious joking accent before he closed his eyes pressing his hand against a shadow on the wall seemingly sinking into it disappearing from sight
Tigre simply sighed.
"sometimes I wonder why I got reincarnated in this body yet I dont act all canon like he does" he said shaking his head.
Waking one day in a fantasy world that was a mixture of cartoons, anime, video games and movies but in a medieval-like-setting was already wild...do so with someone he knew was quite lucky..but waking up in the body of El Tigre of all the characters he knew...well..that certainly took the cake of the bizarre
Never mind finding someone who shared his situation that turned out to be his old online writing buddy of all people only with them as Randy Cunningham aka the Ninja of Norrissville or just the ninja here (among other monikers)
Or the fact they ended up becoming mercenary's for hire making quite a name for themselves while killing quite a few unfortunate targets or bedding some sexy ladies.
Though as Tigre was lost in his thoughts inside the mansion in the kitchen area some of the shadows shifted before Randy walked out of them casually, "Man i'll never get over how cool that is~"
He said with a low laugh, "Hehe though still wonder if Randy would have learned that trick that let's him travel like a shadowkhan if the show had gotten another season." He said in a low whisper as he made his way to the back door to let his bro in
Noticing that it was quite unlock...alongside a trail of clothes (notable some black heels, a cleft hat, a white pinafore, grey male shoes...a black maid dress on some bushes..) going outside and towards one hidden part of the garden
"Sheesh i'm all about having fun but cover your trail people~" Randy said with a shake of his head adding with a snort, "honestly it's a good thing we're dealing with ol Billy tonight because those two would be getting fired anyway~"
He said with obvious amusement as he arrived at the back entrance of the garden and cheerily opened it, "Here kitty, kitty, kitty~" He called out jokingly
Tigre leaped down.
"the first 5 times you made that Joke were somehow amusing...now its annoying" he said walking in and into the house "ok Bill have his room on the third floor west wing...little security inside but will have at least a couple of guards once you reach the hallway to his room...Beebe´s room is the opposite direction in the east wing" he pulled out a sack from his belt "how about I go to loot while you take care of the man..once you finish meet me in the east wing to take the girl...then we get out of here?"
"You got it~" Randy said with pistol fingers toward Tigre before asking with a raised brow, "So you taking the girl to keep or we just going to sell her or kill her instead?" He asked nonchalantly in curiosity
"eh..to be honest I think we need someone to keep the house clean when we are not around so..I think I will keep her" said Tigre
"Point.." Randy said with a nod, "Just remember you'll be in charge of training her properly and keeping her secured till she either breaks or loves you."
He said with a shrug after all couldn't afford for her to escape and start blabbing about who El Tigre and the Ninja really were could day he thought turning away, "If nothing else breaking her in should be a fun activity for you and your girls~" He said over his shoulder as he headed off to find their target
"tch..my girls are travelers or royalty having to remain in their castles...not much of visits for me" Tigre said in angry tone "sigh I hope Robyn can convince her dad to set shop at the spider bite territory..that at least would allow her to visit me more often"
with that he took the sack and moved to find some valuables to take in
Meanwhile in another part of the mansion their target one Bill Bluff was wearing a night robe looking over some reports with a mutter, "Hmm interesting..' He muttered in a low tone rubbing his chin, "perhaps those rumors aren't merely rumors after all.."
He said with a frown looking at reports of figures raiding the edges of their territory hardly a strange occurrence things like this happen all over Vesper after all but what was strange and concerning was the reports of all the supplies or merchandise any of the raided parties carried were left behind while all the people disappeared into the wind, "Perhaps should hire a adventure party or something to look into this."
He muttered with a frown, "maybe Vox Machina they're apparently good at killing...and desperate for work so they might come cheep~" He said with a smirking chuckle, "it wouldn't do to bother King Mufasa with some small annoyances."
he said before giving a eye roll, "probably just some slavers who don't recognize quality goods."
Getting goods and "goods" from the souther islands were quite hard and he made sure to check the merchandise himself to make sure the buyers dont try to cheap their way into obtaining them.
That was his whole deal anyways
And it was a deal that had made his family very wealth especially with the patronige of Mufasa, "The old lion might have a superiority complex but he's certainly a better ruler to serve compared to those like Phobos or Ozai."
Bluff said writing down a report before freezing at the sound of a unknown voice, "Oh I don't know I found Ozai quite a alright guy."
Before Bluff could do anything a sound of metal flying through the air sounded
Zing!
"GLRT!"
And he found himself gasping at his throat which now had a knife stabbed straight through it as a form revealed themselves from the shadows of his office, "Of course he didn't know about me banging his daughter like a drum so he might be less friendly toward me after that little fact despite my good work."
Randy said rubbing at his chin thoughtfully
"agg aggg arggggg" Bill tried to call for help...only to not word to come out as air left it and he fell on his desk...a pool of blood already growing
All while Randy looked boredly at him, "well that was easy.." He said with a slight sigh, "Honestly if it wasn't for the fact that i might be getting some hot nookie soon with a new girl i might be annoyed."
He said aloud to himself going over toward Bill table intending to collect his head before his eye fell on his report, "hello..what's this.."
he said picking up the reports reading them with narrowed eyes, "O-kay...this has bad juju written all over it." Randy said with a sigh because yeah people disappearing but valuable goods left alone he was genre savvy enough to know this kinda situation especially in a fantasy world usually meant large trouble
"Question is if it's the kinda trouble we can profit from or we can avoid without worry of world ending." He muttered taking out a blade after pocketing some of the reports to show Tigre and Heidi later before he started to get to work on collecting the head
Meanwhile the tiger of the group was busy picking out some jewels from a cabinet.
"ok I get you are rich and like to brag about it" said the boy as he picked some emeralds...and sapphires...and diamonds "but why the heck you have jewels of this side in a glass cabinet in the middle of your living room?!" he cried in exasperation as he put a dozen of precious jewels in the sack"I mean look at this one!" he said grabbing an emerald as big as his hand "what do you even..." he stoped as the emerald let out a glow and he felt power from it "wait...no...it cant be...I mean we heard about a kingdom with...but this cant be a..." raising the jewel to his eyes...he could feel it.
It really was one...A chaos emerald
The very mystic gems from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise 7 all together not counting the master emerald the Chaos Emeralds were practical the shows macguffin just one of them were a source of a great power never mind if you brought all seven of them together
"How the hell this guy got one of those?" asked Tigre "I mean I know the pride lands and Mobius are basically neighbors but still I dont see any of the Mobian noble families gave their emeralds that easily"
7 families ruled Mobius...each had in their power one emerald...so how is that one ended all the way to the Bluff state?
To say this was suspicious was a serious understatement..however before Tigre could think further a familiar voice spoke up arriving in the room, "Hey man got the head and found something a wee bit concer...is that a chaos emerald?!"
Randy arrived carrying the bag holding Buffs head and began to tell his buddy the job was done and that he found some shall we say interesting reports before spotting what Tigre was holding causing him to exclaim out in a slight harsh whisper
"Indeed it is" said Tigre pocketing the gem "it seems Bluff either had bigger connections of what we think...or something really fishy is going on in the kingdoms"
"Buddy you don't know the half of it." Randy said pulling out the reports he took from Bluff office and handing them over to Tigre, "look at this.." He said as Tigre took the reports, "Apparently a number of caravans in Bluffs employ and even some of the villages in the territory he's suppose to govern have been raided."
He said with narrowed eyes, "But the twist is it's only the people getting taken every thing else any speck of loot or merchandise always get left behind." He told Tigre as his eye went to the Chaos Emerald, "and i've seen enough tv to know that whenever something like this happening it's usually connected to some major bad news."
Tigre raised an eyebrow.
"you think Bluff is actually selling his own people?" he asked in a wondering tone
However Randy shook his head, "nuh uh while could see the guy doing it.." He said raising up the bag holding Bluffs head, "in the case of these disappearances this is something else.." He said shaking his head with a frown under his mask, "Heard the guy talking to himself before offing him and apparently best guess he had was slavers who didn't recognize good merchandise."
He said with a eye roll, "But this.." He looked over at the report Tigre was holding, "feels a bit more serious than that."
"Ummm slavers..quite surprise Mufasa have those on his shores but considering he think anything beyond the pride lands is not his problem I can see him accepting them as long they dont target his people" Tigre said "I think we will need your girlfriend to take a look at this" he added
"Agreed.." Randy said with a nod and frown taking back the reports and pocketing them, "still surprised that Heidi had created such a good information network before I even hooped up with her."
He said with a smirk before adding with a pause, "Oh and by any chance you wouldn't have happen to find any good diamond rings or anything have you?" He asked looking over at Tigre, "Because Heidi's been hinting at wanting to take next step.."
He said rubbing the back of his neck, "And honestly think the only reason Pacifica hasn't done the same is because of her own engagement she still has to handle where she wants to play black widow." He said with a eye roll and tinge of annoyance entering his voice
"oh? you mean that blonde prince from the Galia kingdom?" asked Tigre "cant said I blame you...im not fan of Agreste neither...both father and son"
"The very same.." Randy said with a eye roll, "I mean miraculous went down hill years before we got here but the fact that Adrien turned out to be amok did make sense considering how flat his personality was thoughout the entire show."
He said with a grumble, "he's nothing but my wannabe when it comes to Cat Noir." He said with a slight low growl before taking a breath, 'but yeah those two.." He said staring over at Manny, "And while furious at the idea of any other guy touching my girls this deal was made by her folks."
He explained voice filled with annoyance, "And once deals with nobility or royalty go through kinda hard to break without repercussions." He said rubbing his face, "never mind the fact that Agreste probably has some miraculous."
"well have some good news...or at least I think they are good" said Tigre as he looked into the sack looking for rings "I dont think Miraculous are a thing..or at least not for what Heidi was able to report to me...in fact it seems Gabriel is starting to adopt an anti magic policy for the rumors coming from Galia"
Randy gave a blink, "O-kay that's something i'd expect more from Amon's crazy cult." He said looking over at Tigre, "I mean we leave in a magical world filled with monsters both sapient or blood thirsty beasts!"
He exclaimed out a in a low hiss, "Magic's pretty much part of this world nature." He said with a eye roll, "and lunatics wants to destroy it without considering the long term consequences."
He groused before looking over at his friend, " but we sure this isn't to throw off suspicion or anything?" He asked curious fishing for information, " because with Sartana being a thing from some of the stories going around i've been worried about having to deal with the sorcerer and with our own mystic items I could see the Miraculous existing."
He explained crossing his arms he didn't doubt Heidi work but with the topic he wanted to be cautious and consider all angles
"if they do they haven't been found" said Tigre "I did asked Heidi to see if she could find Marinette" he admitted "you know try to see if the ladybug was around...and she is...but not in a miraculous way"
"actually half seamstress...half good witch using her magic to help others" answered the tiger
Randy gave a blink at that image before shaking it off, "huh weirdly enough I can see that so easily.." He said leaning back into the seat, "but yeah no Miraculous so one less problem to deal with in this crazy magical world.."
He said with a frown, "though the fact Agreste is pushing anti magic might mean this little marriage he arranged for his dull brat and my pretty Pacifica could be more trouble than expected."
He told Tigre, "Gravity Falls is on the border of mewni and spiderbite territory and while not exactly the friendliest toward monster races and even few other species.." He remarked adding with a mutter, "the legal slavery is proof of that."
He said before shaking his head, "it's still territory that not only makes use of magic but is recognized as part of the territory of Mewni a magic ruling monarchy." Randy said tapping at his legs, "So this whole deal just stinks and means trouble."
"feeling Agreste is trying to gain a foothold to attack one of the most magic worshiping nations...either to take it out or take it into him is the question" said Tigre
Randy gave off a bitter snort, "Well if he think he can use Pacifica as a pawn or take my sexy butterfly kingdom he's got another thing coming." He said with a annoyed growl, "I like magic and i've got no intention of seeing that prick get his way by wiping it out."
He said standing up with a clenched fist, "i'll take his head and shove it down his baby boy's Adrien throat after making Pacifica scream for my cock on their honey moon." He said with a dark tone promising violence, "bad enough I got that prick Pines eying my woman like piece of meat."
He said and raised a finger to Tigre, "And yes I know that's hypocritical of me considering been flirting with his sister and i'm planning on fucking her brains out when time is right but honestly don't give a fuck."
Tigre sighed at that.
"seems we will need to keep an eye on what's happening there and see how we can help Pacifica" he added for now lets go get Beebe and get out of here"
"Agreed.." Randy said with a stretch, "I'll talk with Pacifica later about her upcoming marriage again."
He said as they started to make their way through the house, "And we can have Heidi look into the abductions and any rumors about the mobian royals to see which of the seven are missing their emerald."
He said to Tigre before sighing, "this was just suppose to be a simple assassination/kidnapping why do things always have to get complicated?"
He asked Tigre as they sneaked through the halls, "I mean I know this is basically a mass crossover dungeons and dragons world but still!"
"huff well with so many egomaniacs with god/superiority complex exists im NOT surprised" said Tigre walking to the stairs to go to the east wing "in fact im surprised so Manny kingdoms exists today with guys like Mufasa, Gabriel Agreste, Horde prime and others as their leaders"
"You really don't like Mufasa huh.." Randy asked with a arched brow before shrugging, "but yeah with rulers and warlords like that around it's amazing this isn't a full blown war world yet with the egomaniacs trying to conquer everything."
He said with a shrug before looking carefully around the corner spotting a guard he raised a hand and sunk into the shadows before "GLRT!"
And pop out from the ceiling stabblng a sword straight down at the head before allowing them to fall, "but hey as long as we get paid, get to fuck, and my girls are kept safe and happy who cares."
He said casually while pulling out his blade, "we just got to stay on top of things and make sure any of the adventurers or so called heroes around handle the world ending threats or if need be handle them ourselves."
Randy stated to Tigre before adding with a mutter, "Honestly part of me stills hopes I get to meet Vox Machina someday I loved that show~"
"well if anime and cartoons have teach anything" said Tigre walking to a door "its that things in words like this will always complicate whatever we wanted or not so we cant only prepare" he said before slowly opening it.
Inside was a rich decorated girl room with a big bed close a window...on it he could notice the figure of a sleeping Beebe Bluff
she was wearing what appeared to be a light green silk night gown with a sleep mask over her mask, "Ah there she is Tigre your sleeping beauty~"
Randy said cooing coming over to his, "you want to wake her up with a kiss or should I take out her dad's head and give her a wake up call to remember~" He said with a slight cackle
before they could answer a close by door opened (revealing a bathroom) from where a chubby girl with purple short hair and light green skin tone walked out.
she was wearing a thin light pink nightgown that showed very nicely her big breasts and hips.
The girl yawned...and then stopped once she saw the two men in the room
"Uh...this is all dream.." Randy said with a slight silly spooky voice while gesturing with his fingers, "yes a dream...when you wake up...you shall be surrounded by a harem of handsome boys.."
He said before adding with a slight pause, "or sexy girls...I don't judge."
Tigre facepalmed.
and the girl did the only one logical thing.
"MISS BLUFF INTRUDERS!!!!"
screaming as hard as she could
"Urg..WHAT!" Beebe yelled out startling and jerking straight up awake, "Connie what are you screaming...about?" She started to rant as she ripped off her sleep mask before freezing at the sight of Randy and El Tigre, "Uh you're having a wet dream.."
Randy said in a slight joking tone, "And Tigre here to make all your dirtiest fantasies come true!" He declared grandly gesturing over to El Tigre
Of coarse Beebe did the one reasonable thing
"GUARDS!!!!!"
Scream.
"we will talk later about your this is a dream plans" said Tigre "grab the other we take her with us" he added jumping at the bed and putting a hand on the girls mouth "as for you little lady you better not give us troubles or this claws will meet your neck!"
This caused Beebee to freeze in fright while Connie found herself with a bladed knife at her own throat, "same to you." Randy said with a soft threatening tone, "i've already taken daddy Bluff's head don't make us add to more heads to the count."
He said holding up the bag causing both Connie and Beebee eyes to go wide in shock and fear with Beebee eyes starting to water, "daddy.." She croaked out, "Now lets move people!" Randy said grabbing Connie roughly while heading over to the room balcony
"sorry..nothing personal..only business" said Tigre grabbing the girl and thawing her on his shoulder like a sack before following the ninja
"Okay we got the heads, we got the loot surprise chaos emerald included, and we got the girls.." Randy said kicking open the balcony doors, "think we got everything.." He said looking over at Tigre, "we bringing this girl along too for you or should I just drop the dead weight?"
He asked with a arched brow making Connie whimper, "No offense of course you've got a lovely body." Randy said off the side not wanting his comment to be mistaken as a crack at her weight
"she does have a lovely body" said Tigre looking at Connie up and down "both have" he added not residing the temptation of feeling Beebe´s ass a bit "lets take her too"
Both girls let out fearful whimpers at this with tears falling down their eyes, "you got it.." Randy said before hitting the back of Connie neck with a karate chop knocking her out into his arms before heaving her up with a grunt, "URg.."Okay.."
He leaped up onto the balcony, "grab the girl and the loot and let's go." He said before adding nonchalantly over his shoulder, "preferably before the boom shrom bombs I set up go off." True that wasn't part of the plan but who could resist a good explosion~
"wait what?!!!" cried Tigre before the first boom was heard "WE REALLY ARE GOING TO TALK LATER!!" threaten the boy before leaping out the balcony
"Chaotic evil ninja for the win baby!" Randy yelled out as he jumped off the balcony managing to land onto a tree branch before giving another leap straight over the walls surrounding the mansion...
BOOM!
Which had now started to explode into flames, "Oh yeah another job well done by the silencing assassin and beast of the frontier baby!" Randy exclaimed with a fist pump before adding with a blink, "though admittedly not much silence on my end but..eh~"
"yeah how you got that title is beyond me" said Tigre landing next to him while Beebe only looked in terror and shock before fainting. "well mission accomplished with...minimum collateral damage...I suppose you will win the bet"
"Hehe excellent ~" Randy said with a eager tone, "I can't wait to knock me up a sexy lion bitch ~" he said as they started to flee the scene of the crime, "say how much do you think they'll increase our bounty if they connect this to us?"
"umm that will depend on how close this guy was to Mufasa...but I can bet it will put us in the 6 digits already" said Tigre running next to the ninja
"Hehe nice!" The ninja exclaimed with a laugh, "I might have trouble keeping track of where in vesper we aren't wanted criminals but I'm loving how our rep continues to grow baby!"
"Lets keep our celebration until we return to the tavern" said the Tiger "I want to be paid and start our break breaking other things" he said with a lust expression looking at the two girls they were carrying
And at those words Beebee could do nothing but cry silently envying Connie for being knocked out wondering how the hell her entire life could fall apart in mere moments, "This..is..a nightmare..you got to wake up soon Beebee.."
She said to herself but as the two infamous mercenaries known as the Chaotic Killers rushed off into the night carrying her and her maid/friend away from her family's burning mansion and even the town proper she realized with all too cold clarity this was anything but a dream...