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Derapchu never really did anything other than playing games on his PC. He was a dropout anyway. No job or career other than streaming and YouTube.

He loves his freedom with his spare time that doesn't go into video-editing or stupid subathons. Though, recently his favorite hobby became annoying his roomate, Parrot, or rather known as ParrotX2 online, another youtuber. 

At noon, derapchu sneakily made his way over to Parrot's room, walking slowly on the floorboards that he'd known would creak. Pushing the door open carefully just incase the other was recording right now.

A creaking sound echoed through the room just as Derap reached Parrot's gaming chair, making Parrot flinch in surprise and turn around.

 "Bro! you scared the shit out of m-"

Before Parrot could finish his sentence, derapchu leaned down to kiss the other, just to shut him up, of course.

"Wanna do something fun, x2?" 

Derapchu had to stop himself from laughing or smirking... or both at the same time, I dunno.

"dude, I'm trying to get a new vid out as soon as possible, I have to record this." Parrot sighed in annoyance, turning back around to stop his video program.

Derapchu leaned down once more, this time to pick up Parrot from his gaming chair. He held him bridal-style for a few seconds before taking a seat on Parrot's chair, placing the other on his lap.

"seriously..?" Parrot muttered something under his breath before continuing to work on his new youtube video. His peace was soon disturbed once more when he felt hands slowly wrapping around his waist, then his hips, then his inner thigh. Eventually traveling towards the front of his pants.

Parrot almost instinctively squeezed his legs together. He about to yell but was quickly shut up when Derapchu's hands started to rub and palm him through his pants. The younger male let out a shakey exhale, allowing himself to lean back against Derapchu's chest and shoulder, taking a deep breath.

"see? Just a fun little game, x2. Don't get too relaxed, go and finish you'd recording"

"Ho- How am I supposed to finish a recording when you're trying to finish me!" 

"figure it out~"

It wasn't long till Parrot was grinding back and forth on derapchu's lap. Blaming him everytime he made a mistake or had to retake a scene. His boxers were uncomfortable and sticky by now, precum leaking from his sensitive length.

 Derapchu didn't stop, keeping the same pace of strokes though sometimes whispering praise into Parrot's ear or kissing his neck oh so sweetly, as if this wasn't torture.

A ringtone echoed through the speakers on his PC, someone was calling him on discord. Parrot tabbed out of minecraft to check what was going on. The little discord icon on the task part just showed 9+. Alright. 9 new messages, probably from some servers? 

No. Over 20 messages of Wifies spamming Parrot's dms, trying to get him into a call.

 

"Yo Parrot"

"@ParrotX2"

"I see you're online"

"I need help"

"Can you voice act for an ARG that I'm making a video about right now?"

 

Parrot skipped through the messages, checking for keywords and anything interesting. 

"go on." You could hear the smirk in Derapchu's tone. You didn't need to look at him to notice how amused he was.

Two trembling hands reached out towards the keyboard to write a reply.

 

"sorry I was afk"

"Yea I can voice act, when?"

 

Wifies was quick to reply once more

 

"Like rn?"

 

Wifies replied as quickly as expected, earning a sigh from Parrot who leaned back against Derapchu for a second, this wasn't a good idea at all.

 

"Alr, can you send me the lines or do you wanna vc and you just record it there?"

 

Derapchu gave Parrot's dick a firm squeeze at the tip, just to keep him in check.

 

"vc is fine, let me send you the file of the lines"

 

Parrot reacted with a thumbs up emoji to the message, Waiting for the word pdf to load so he can check out the lines he'll be needing to voice act.

A few minutes later, Wifies called Parrot on discord once more. 

"Hey.." Parrot cleared his throat. That sounded way too shakey. He shifted on derapchu's lap to get closer to his mic

"Good morning, dear parrotx2" 

Wifies chuckled into his mic. It was well in the afternoon for both of them by now, this didn't make sense. 

Derapchu's hand stopped stroking Parrot for a second, instead wandering to his waistband and swiftly slipping it beneath both the sweatpants and the boxers that Parrot wore. 

Fingers playing with the tip of Parrot's dick. Rubbing some of the precum between his fingers before stroking Parrot's entire length. 

"stop-" Parrot muttered in a hushed tone, though his microphone still picked up some of it. 

"Huh? You good?" 

Wifies' voice echoed through Parrot's speakers. He was fucked now, metaphorically and literally.

"turn on the Webcam." Derapchu whispered into Parrot's ear. Parrot shook his head, letting it hang low to avoid seeing his monitor and the ongoing call with Wifies.

"Parrot?"

Wifies asked, concern lingering in his tone.

Derapchu gave Parrot's dick a firm squeeze, earning a pathetic whine from Parrot as he buckled his hips up against the touch.

"Do it." Derapchu ordered. This time, Parrot obliged, reaching out with his hand to turn on the Webcam he had at the top of his main monitor.

He only used it once or twice while on call with spoke, so he had to adjust the angle every so slightly. Turning it further down to show his tugged down pants and underwear for Wifies to see.

"Is your input or output not working? I know you've had some issues with your headphones recently-"

"oh... good morning to you too, Derapchu"

Wifies just stared at his screen, taking in the sight on his screen. He knew what Parrot looked like, but seeing him with derapchu? And that guy's stupid grin aswell? Fuck no.

"well-" 

Wifies chuckled awkwardly, not knowing how to react, though the desperation on Parrot's face was worth seeing. 

"it seems you're a bit busy right now, eh?"

"I'll leave you to it, you can send me the recordings of the lines later, have fun"

And with that Wifies left the call, though not before taking a screenshot of Parrot in that state, making sure to crop out Derapchu

Chapter Text

Parrot hasn't fully learned to trust Theo yet.

After being prettymuch just adopted from spawn by Theo and becoming his "friend", things were weird. Parrot wasn't done reflecting and healing from the whole situation he had going on with Wifies.

Though, Wifies wasn't the only person he had lost. It seemed like everyone he'd met and became close with died or left him.

It was pointless? No?

Why make new friends, in the end you only have yourself. There's no need to let anyone get close, they're going to betray you in the end, willingly or not.

That all changed after Theo saved Parrot from Boosfer with their pet happy-ghast "sky".

Flying through the clouds on their way back to capital city to their little potion shop. Once returned, Parrot decided to close the shop for the day. They've saved enough players from spawn to make up the amount of diamonds they would've gotten from selling potions that day anyway.

"Theo..?"

Parrot's voice quivered slightly as he closed the doors to their shop, locking it. 

"yea? What's up?" Theo was sorting through their chests and shulkers, checking the resources and what they might need to buy or farm.

"I.. I just wanted to say thank you. For today, you know?" 

Parrot sighed, looking down at the floor in embarrassment.

"bro, it's whatever. Genuinely." 

The other bird-hybrid replied, closing the last chest and writing a little checkmark on the notebook he held in his left hand.

"We need more golden carrots and glowstone-dust..." 

Theo sighed, shoving the chest back into its place. That's when he heard the sound of armor clanking, falling to the ground.

"I'm serious, Theo. I want to thank you."

Parrot spoke again, this time a bit more stern yet flirty as he took off his armor. He took a deep breath before taking a few steps towards Theo.

"You know you could've just killed me? At spawn? You could've left me to die, even today. You had no reason to save me, yet you did... I want to thank you." 

Parrot pouted his lips after speaking. His cyan wings fluttering behind his back, puffing up ever so slightly.

"Bro, Parrot. We're friends. Also, what's with your armor? You need a new set? I mean, we are kinda tight on money right now, but I can make it wor-"

Theo was quickly shut up by Parrot's lips meeting his. 

Theo pushed Parrot away from him, eyes wide staring at the other. His surprise didn't mean disapproval though, just confusion.

"Woah there." 

He cleared his throat awkwardly. Analyzing Parrot's desperate look, God, was he usually this pent-up with his friends? Was he like this with wifies aswell? Stupid bird. This just proves that he's better. He's the biggest bird afterall. 

Theo didn't want to think about Parrot's previous sex life though, he's got a different problems on his hands that he'll need to deal with now. 

"up- let's go upstairs" Theo had to stop himself from saying anything stupid.

Parrot picked up his disgathered set of diamond armor. Placing it mindlessly on the armorstand in their potion-shop. 

Theo had already climbed up the ladder by now, waiting impatiently on the bed, sitting at the edge while trying to undo his pants.

Once Parrot finally made his was up the ladder, he took quick notice of Theo on the bed, immediately going to sit between his spread legs. Cyan wings fluttering while Theo's grey ones stayed almost still, folded neatly behind his back. 

"I knew you were a big helper guy, I mean... you really do enjoy helping others? The people at spawn? Your old team?... damn." 

Theo teased while playing with Parrot's hair who was desperately trying to tug down Theo's pants and underwear.

"Do you like feeling useful? Or is it in the hopes that someone might notice your good deeds and reward you? You want a reward, Parrot? Mhm..?" 

Theo let out a soft groan as Parrot took the tip into his mouth, sucking for a second or two before licking up the entire length instead. 

Theo wasn't much bigger or smaller than Wifies. God, how he missed him. Parrot closed his eyes, letting himself imagine that this was Wifies for a bit before Theo spoke again.

"god, Parrot... eager to please... as always" 

Theo had to hold back a chirp that turned into a whimper instead. Fingers finding their hold on Parrot's brown hair, trying his best not to scratch the other's scalp or pull too hard.

"Just a bit more..."

Theo moaned softly, letting his eyes close and head fall limp backwards. That sweet, familiar pressure building in his lower stomachstomach

Parrot pulled away for a second with a pop sound. Theo's length twitched in his hand as he started to stroke him instead.

"I last longer, that means I'm the biggest bird" 

Before Theo could respond, Parrot was back to using his mouth, though both his hands joined to stroke the rest of Theo's dick that he couldn't fit into his mouth. 

"fuuuckk..." 

Theo tugged on Parrot's hair to try and get him to pull away. Though maybe a second too late as the orgasm washed over Theo. Half of his cum landed in Parrot's mouth, the other either on his face or hair.

Parrot would kill him if it landed on his feathers. Both of them knew that, but Theo's eyes were still closed, letting the waves of pleasure wash over him.

When Theo finally opened his eyes, he looked down at Parrot's messed up face and how silly he looked trying to lick any leftover release from his face.

"You're so stupid.."

Theo chuckled softly, standing up to pull his boxers and pants up again. Walking over to a chest to grab a towel so Parrot could clean his face.

"I wouldn't have minded swallowing.."

Parrot sighed, taking the towel from Theo to wipe away the white strands of cum on his cheeks.

"I'll keep that in mind for next time... there will be a next time... right?" 

Theo looked at Parrot like a deer in front of a car, hoping he'd say yes.

"Only of you admit I'm the biggest bird." 

Parrot smirked.

"We both know I'm the biggest bird."

Theo walked back over to Parrot who sat on the bed by now, rolling his neck to loosen some of the tensed up muscles.

"doubt that."

Parrot chuckled softly. Theo pulled Parrot into a hug.

"Thank you, Parrot"

A few moments of silence passed.

"you did well for me, go rest now, we'll need that energy tomorrow if we want to rescue more players"

Chapter Text

After his adventure in the great sea, Wemmbu traveled to merchant city to stock up on invisibility potions.

Wemmbu was dead, well, that's what everyone thought... except for like three people. He sighed as he splashed himself with a new invisibility potion before heading out again.

He had enough potions to last him for a few weeks for now, he'll have time to stock up before coming dangerously close to revealing his identity.

Wemmbu searched for the nearest end-portal. Meeting his old comrade from capital city, salvationism. A man he's fought so many battles with, together, as a force against Boosfer and his team of bandits.

Salvationism and Wemmbu searched through the base in the end. It seemed mostly broken and run down. There's definitely been some fights. Eggchan wasn't there, but neither was Minutetech.

After taking down three bandits who said they were "reclaiming" the base or something like that, they searched further through the dark halls. Cobwebs and broken or misplaced blocks scattered across the floor and walls. 

Blood and left-over player corpses, left to rot in the halls. Minute would usually take care of those- God, where was he?

"So..?"

Salvationism spoke, turning to face Wemmbu who was now just known as an invisible player, a guard of capital city.

"wait." 

God, that stupid voicechanger.

Wemmbu stepped into a corridor, looking at a bush on the floor near the wall before spotting something behind the leafy-mess... someone needs to trim that thing.

Wemmbu reached out to move the plant pot away, only to find a hole in the wall, small enough to fit a player, but that's about it. 

Wait- is that eggchan?

"Yoo, bro" 

Eggchan chuckled awkwardly.

"Nice seeing you again"

He uncrouched, stepping out of that stupid cubby in the wall.

"is that the legendary hero eggchan?"

Salvationism stepped closer to analyze the player.

"shut up for a second, egg, what are you doing here?" 

Wemmbu raised his eyebrow, not that it mattered, he was invisible. Though his tone was more than enough to show his confusion.

Eggchan explained what happened in the end dimension. Almost referring to Wemmbu as "wemmbu" before being reminded that Salvationism doesn't know of his identity.

"Yo, Salvationism. Can you check if there are any more players hiding somewhere?"

Eggchan was standing awfully close to Wemmbu by now.

Salvationism nodded and left the corridor, leaving Wemmbu and Eggchan alone.

"I've missed you, Wemmbu"

Eggchan hugged Wemmbu, taking in his scent. Wemmbu scoffed in reply, not wanting to turn away but also not wanting to admit that he liked this closeness... that would hurt his ego, afterall.

"you smell a bit different... have you been around that Jaden man guy again?"

"Yea, about that- we kinda became teammates for a bit and traveled the great sea together and met Parrot, Theo, and boomie... uhh... fought a guy called 'TheLobsterMan'.. Jaden also knows of my identity- I don't even know"

Eggchan replied with a soft hum. Wemmbu hasn't realized how heavy his body started to feel by now, how every touch that eggchan made felt numbing, how his diamond leggings fell to the floor.

Wemmbu kept on talking and explaining things. Just finally taking notice of majority of his vision going dark, like a thick black cloud of smoke or fog covering his surroundings. 

Eggchan still held Wemmbu close, by now standing behind him, hugging him from behind. Wemmbu allowed himself to let his body go limp and head hang forward.

 It was nice to have someone hold you like this. It was nice not being on-guard 24/7. Eggchan couldn't protect them if there was a fight... but Wemmbu didn't think about that for now.

Wemmbu let out a yelp of sorts when he felt something slippery between his ass cheeks.

"Stay still... just for a bit longer.."

Wemmbu knew what Egg was doing. Did he stop him? No, his body felt way too weak to do anything. Does he want to stop him? Fuck no.

Eggchan's slippery tentacle-like dick slowly slithered inside of wemmbu, no prep needed. 

The natural aphrodisiac that the tentacle secreted helped alot. It wasn't sticky, just slimy. Like freshly made jell-o that hasn't set yet.

The aphrodisiac felt like it was getting absorbed into his skin. His face felt warm and his entire body was sweaty. It didn't feel bad, quite pleasant, actually. Wemmbu wiggled his hips backwards towards Egg, hoping he'd continue faster, they'll never know when Salvationism would return.

Wemmbu let out a loud exhale as the tentacle slowly slithered inside like it's done at least a dozen times before.

"you feel so good around me, Wemmbu"

Eggchan whispered as he put one hand on Wemmbu's lower abdomen, feeling the others stomach bulge out from the tentacle.

"just hold still for a bit longer.."

Wemmbu nodded pathetically. The blindness effect was slowly fading away, though the weakness was still there.

The tentacle moved and bulged around inside of Wemmbu, trying to reach all the spots that made him feel good while still reaching as far as possible inside.

"mhm.. egg. bro... just do it already... I don't have time for this.."

Wemmbu slurred his words, grumbling a bit.

"Hold still now..."

Eggchan whispered, letting out a soft groan as the tentacle-dick started to slowly pump in and out. Wemmbu swore he felt the first egg come through, though that might've been imaginary, given how badly he wanted this.

That's when Wemmbu was sure Egg was finally laying the eggs inside of him though. Egg let out a muffled hiss. It's usually 3-4 months before he has to do this with someone. Based on hos long he waits, the eggs get bigger and harder to pass through.

One

Two

Three

Then it paused, more natural lubricant came out of the tip of the tentacle. And then another egg, and one more.

Wemmbu sighed in relaxation. He usually didn't like doing this process with Eggchan. But he's not going to let the possibility slide of Eggchan doing this to Minute if he gets too desperate.

"So good for me.." 

Wemmbu let out a sound that could only be described as a purr. It was weird at first when Egg mentioned having to lay eggs inside someone to help with his natural instincts. If he doesn't do it in-time, he gets desperate and out of control, forcing himself onto anyone that's close enough... poor manepear.

Five eggs, around the same size as duck eggs, though with no hard shell. From what Wemmbu knows, they're more like tadpole eggs.

Eggchan gave Wemmbu a glass of milk to get rid of the remaining weakness and blindness.

"You good?"

Eggchan asked as he watched Wemmbu become visible for a few seconds before splashing him with invisibility again.

"I'm... alright. They're bigger than last time. I guess I have to visit you more often then. Might make it easier on you aswell to pass them."

Wemmbu's stomach was slightly bulging out, even after Eggchan pulled out.

Eggchan chuckled in reply. Grabbing Wemmbu's armor from the ground and helping him put it back on. He also removed the arrow that had a mixed tincture of blindness, weakness, and regeneration on it from Wemmbu's arm.

"Fuck you." 

Wemmbu chuckled softly as Eggchan threw away the used arrow, watching as the wound regrew quickly from the regeneration effect. 

Just then, footsteps echoed through the corridor.

"I checked, there's no more players here"

Salvationism spoke, eyeing both of them up and down.

"Did you fight? You're all sweaty?"

"Huh- uh, yea. We were just comparing combat skills"

Wemmbu chuckled awkwardly, his voicechanger made the laugh sound almost creep.

"So who won?"

"ended on a draw, we'll have to repeat this again in a few months."

Eggchan chimed in, clearly hinting at something else.

"Well, nice meeting you, Eggchan. We have a mission to accomplish."

Wemmbu smirked, that didn't matter, bro is invisible. Wemmbu and Salvationism said their goodbyes and left the end again, watching Egg wave them goodbye as they step into the end-portal to return to the overworld.

Chapter Text

Written after flamefrags newest episode "SOLO player VS minecraft's deadliest Fraction" right at the end where Flame and Parrot speak in his potion shop

 

 

"You know I was a diamond player, right?"

"Yeah" Parrot raised an eyebrow, tilting his head to the side in confusion while Theo was off yapping about going on another treasure hunt or something.

"I have information regarding this tomb and I could give it to you, but you need to do something for me"

"What do I have to do?"

"I think you know what I mean"

Flamefrags smirked. Parrot immediately understood what he meant while Theo stared blankly at them.

"Huh?" Theo raised an eyebrow staring at the both of them.

"I know you're slow, Theo, but how can you not understand this?" Parrot muttered before turning back to Flame.

 "Here or your base?" 

"My base. I don't want to disturb Theo or scare of any of your customers" Flame chuckled.

Parrot told Theo to just run the shop as usual while they were gone, He'd message him later.

 

It took them a while to get to Flame's base, green banners decorating the exterior and interior.

"Didn't think you'd agree this quickly."

Flame snickered as he burned the green banners that Boosfer placed around the place, aswell as blocking off the secret-not-so-secret escape tunnel and Boosfer's stupid green room, though the color also fits Parrot.

"If I didn't agree, you'd probably just threaten to kill me... probably would've went through with it and fucked my dead body if Theo wasn't there."

Parrot muttered as he started to take off his armor. 

"Ew. I'm not Clown." 

Flame felt himself cringe at the thought of that, almost all pent up sexual frustration he's carried around with him over the past few months went away.

"you never know."

 

Parrot sighed. His diamond armor hit the floor, making flame look up. That wasn't the only thing that went up, holy shit. Flame never thought he'd get turned on by seeing his enemy, prettymuch a fucking bird-human, half naked would turn him on.

I mean, he's admired Wemmbu before and his horns, his purple skin, the demon-like tail... but Parrot's a fucking bird!

Doesn't matter now.

"Uhh... my room." 

Flame quickly turned away to hide his probably red cheeks, creaking open the wooden door to let Parrot inside. His cyan wings brushing against him. Yeah, that could be enough to get him to come, because dear God. 

Have his wings gotten softer lately? Was it because he had Theo taking care and preening his wings? That's what birds do... right? Uhh Isn't that some kind of courtship thing birds do.

 

Does that mean that Parrot and Theo are a thing..?

 

Flame's mind was racing, he felt like a virgin 15 year old boy again who just got his first kiss. His cheeks have definitely gotten a slight red-ish tone to them now, probably also his nose and ears.

He's supposed to be strong, intimidating, and more or less collected. 

Flame took a deep breath, closing his eyes for a second before looking over at Parrot who was just spread out, laying on his bead by now. Wings spread on the bed beneath him, arms besides his head, looking at Flame through half-lidded eyelashes.

"Do you have lube or oil? Also, what position?" 

Parrot asked, tilting his head to the side, eyebrows furrowed every so slightly.

"Do you want it now or not? I don't have all day. I have a shop to run and players to take care of."

 

Yeah, Flame was definitely overwhelmed. He was blankly staring at Parrot now, taking in the other's form, mind running through so many thoughts at light speed.

"I.." Flame stuttered. 

"I have coconut oil... if that works..."

Flame felt somewhat self-conscious now. Wemmbu always carried around lube, that fucking whore. He didn't think of this before hand.

"Yeah, should be alright, go fetch it, pretty boy."

Parrot taunted. Flame would've killed any other player for saying this to him, though right now, that's a different scenario. He could feel his dick twitch when Parrot called him a pretty boy. He might just come untouched... and Parrot would never live that down.

 

Flame soon returned with a glass container of what seemed to be coconut oil.

He sat down on the bed between Parrot's spread legs and half-hard length. He poured quite a generous amount onto his hand to test the temperature before slowly rubbing it over Parrot's hole. 

"it's alright, it's not my first time, Flame." Parrot sighed. Flame finally pressed in a finger, then another. Still taking his time with prepping Parrot.

"I'm seri- hahh~" Parrot leaned his head back against Flame's pillow.

"Right there..." He let out another whine, his hole twitching around Flame's fingers as he curled them upwards against his prostate.

Flame's eyes widened slightly before trying to repeat the same motion again and again. He knew he'd probably come from just seeing and hearing Parrot like this, so this was his chance to get the other off before him.

 

Parrot closed his eyes, the muscles in his thighs twitched from time to time. His breathing got louder and faster as the minutes passed by.

"Fuck... careful with your nails"

Parrot muttered, his face was all scrunched up by now, trying to hold back most noise.

 

"sorry.."

God, why did he sound so... shy? He was supposed to be confident not... this.

Flame added a third finger just to pull them all out after a few moments.

"Is-... is that alright?"

 

"Yea, just do what you must... damn. Never thought I'd whore myself out like this for some information."

Parrot sighed, turning his head to the side, taking a deep breath, trying to stop the tears from rolling down his face.

Flame acted like he didn't notice as he used the oil to lube up his length. No need to stroke himself to full hardness. He swears that his dick could actually explode if he touched it more.

 

"I'm gonna... do it.. now"

Why did it sound like Flame was giving himself a pep-talk instead of talking to Parrot who still wouldn't look at him.

Flame slowly pushed inside. Gentle. Way too fucking Gentle. Way too much like Wifies used to do. That's when the tears just came flooding out of Parrot's eyes.

"sorry... I'm sorry" 

Parrot tried to stop himself from sobbing. The memories of his first, his bestfriend, just came flooding in.

"Hey- hey, it's alright, I'm here- I didn't hurt you, did I?" Flame had to stop himself from just fucking Parrot like an animal right there. Why are his tears so attractive? Why is that genuinely a turn on to see him cry.

It's not like it's the first time Flame saw someone cry. Though usually it was because they were scared that he's gonna kill him... not because of sex.

Flame was unsure if he should pull out, instead he stopped moving and leaned down to give Parrot a hug... well, as best as he could.

 

Parrot immediately wrapped his arms around Flame's torso.

"it's alright... keep moving.. I need the information"

Parrot mumbled in a shakey voice, trying to wiggle his hips a bit to get Flame to continue moving.

"You sure..?" Flame asked with real concern in his voice. Parrot nodded against the other's neck, letting out a soft "mhm" sound.

Flame slowly pulled out before thrusting back in. Taking his time to at least try and analyze Parrot's sounds and body language.

 

Soon the first few moans fell from Parrot. He had mostly calmed down by now, simply enjoying the moment. 

Parrot's wings began fluttering again, same with that twitch in his legs. Flame started allowing himself to be more vocal aswell.

Pants, groans, and moans falling from both of them. Parrot clung to Flame's torso for dear life, nails scratching the other's back. That's when he started to suck a hickey onto Flame's neck.

Flame started to slowly speed up.

"I heard about what happened to your friend... Wifies... I'm sorry"

"It's alright... I'm over it."

Tears started to swell up in Parrot's eyes again. Flame felt a rather sick feeling of arousal in his gut from seeing this. Whenever he was with Wemmbu, neither of them cried. They'd argue before, during, and afterwards. Nothing this emotional.

 

"You can cry... you can tell me about him if you want to... I don't judge. I won't feel jealous, I have no reason to... you're in good hands with Theo"

Parrot let out a broken sob. Flame couldn't tell if it was because Parrot was emotional or just feeling really good. Maybe both?

"Wifies was my everything... his death wasn't sudden... I've already lost him once before that. I mentally prepared myself that either I was going to die or he would in that prison"

Parrot mumbled invetween pants or moans. Flame leaned his head down to kiss Parrot's cheeks and jaw, then his neck.

"I was prepared... mentally, but it still shocked me... I didn't know if I should've moved on or take my life right then and there aswell.."

Flame let out a sound of acknowledgement, using one hand to caress Parrot's scalp.

 

"I'm not going to touch your wings... that's a thing reserved for Theo, yea..?"

Parrot chuckled softly through his tears. 

"not quite, but thank you."

Flame had to stop himself from crying aswell. He never knew he could be sweet like this.

 

A few minutes later, Parrot tapped Flame on the shoulder. Flame lifted his head which was buried in the other's neck right below his ear.

"Mhm?"

"close.." 

Parrot mumbled, a soft blush on his cheeks and beads of sweat running down his temples and forehead mixed with dried tear stains.

Flame smiled as Parrot before speeding up again. His Rhythm soon became unstable aswell. Parrot kept clenching around him, his moans and chirps got louder and echoed through the room.

Parrot climaxed soon after, wings fluttering against the mattress, hands finding a grip on Flame's back and head, trying their best not to break the skin with his nails.

 

The orgasm washed over him much harder than he expected. Maybe it was because of how emotional this whole thing was or because of how much Flame reminded him of Wifies even though they were nothing alike. Yet Flame did prettymuch sacrifice himself aswell to save Parrot.

Flame wasn't far behind, he slowed down a bit to give Parrot some time to come back down to earth

"In or out...?"

Flame panted, trying to hold back. He knew he couldn't hold on for much longer and he needed an answer.

"in... in is fine"

Parrot let out a shakey exhale as Flame came inside of him. The warm spreading inside his guts. Flame didn't pull out. He stayed like this for at least 10 minutes, just holding Parrot and enjoying the moment.

 

It's been a long time for both of them since they last allowed themselves to be this vulnerable.

About two hours later, Flame sent Theo a message.

 

"Come pick up Parrot, bring that happy ghast for the journey back, I don't think Parrot's gonna be able to walk."

 

While Parrot was asleep on Flame's bed, Flame started cleaning up the bird hybrid as well as his base and bed. Writing the coordinates of that old mafia base in the end into a book and putting it into Parrot's bag.

When Theo arrived, he was prepared to fight Flame, bringing a full PVP-kit as well as his elytra.

Though when he knocked on the door of the base and Flame opened it in just a pair of sweatpants, Theo immediately understood what was going on.

 

"oh."

 

Theo cleared his throat.

"Where's Parrot?"

 

"Asleep in my bed, I can carry him over to the ghast, but you're gonna need to collect his armor and stuff"

Flame let out a soft sigh as he let Theo inside and into his bedroom, slowly leaning down next to Parrot, picking him up bridal-style before making his way outside to the happy ghast.

Theo returned outside after a few minutes only to see the half-awake Parrot giving Flame an oh-so-sweet kiss.

 

"Ahem."

Theo stared at the both of them awkwardly. Flame then hugged Parrot goodbye before lifting him up onto the happy ghast. 

"safe travels." Flame smiled as Parrot sat down on Sky, his pet ghast.

"Yea, yea, we're off now." 

Theo chimed in as he climed up onto the ghast aswell. He wouldn't admit it, but he was a bit jealous. That doesn't matter as long as Parrot got what he wanted and is happy though. 

Chapter Text

It wasn't long till Wemmbu returned to the end once again.

Though this time rather to inform Eggchan of something than to get fucked by him, though Egg definitely had other plans.

Wemmbu was dragged into a secret room Egg build, presumably Egg's bedroom. He rather forcefully pushed Wemmbu to the "nest" in the corner... if you can even call it that. 

Multiple blankets on the floor and at least a dozen pillows below or ontop of the blankets. Calling the placement strategic is a lie and we all know it. 

Wemmbu was hitting and pushing Egg away as he did all this. He didn't want to hurt him, just so he could snap out of it.

"Bro what the fucks going on-?" Wemmbu yelled as Eggchan blocked off the door with two obsidian blocks. Wemmbu could just dig through the wall next to it, but that didn't matter now.

 

"the eggs. Birth them" Eggchan spoke in a rather monotone voice as he sat down next to Wemmbu.

"Bro. Are you serious? It's way too early for that." 

Both of them knew that, hopefully. The eggs weren't fertile, yet they usually stay in Wemmbu's stomach for longer than two weeks or so. 

 

Eggchan sighed as he moved his hands towards Wemmbu's lower abdomen, pressing down on the somewhat bulged out area.

"you sure?" Egg chuckled as Wemmbu winced from the pressure. It didn't feel bad, just not good either. Almost sent him into fight or flight mode. It couldn't be described as nothing but vulnerability.

"Whatever bro. Let's just get this done with."

 

Wemmbu muttered while tuning his head away to hide his blush. Unequipping his diamond armor with those carefully picked out netherite trims. The blankets shuffled underneath him as he moved, waiting a minute of so for his invisibility to wear off.

Eggchan kept his hands on Wemmbu's hips till he was visible again, he couldn't let the host to his precious eggs secretly crawl away or something. Though, Wemmbu definitely could escape if he wanted to, it's just not worth the hassle and wasted materials. He didn't want this... well, that's what he told himself as he spread his legs.

 

His dick hanging limp between his legs. He leaned back against a pillow in that stupid nest Eggchan made. It was embarrassing, yes. It wasn't the first time he "birthed" Eggchan's weird alien eggs, nor that they had sex, but Egg never build them a nest like this.

Egg slowly pressed one finger against Wemmbu's hole, easily slipping it inside to stretch him out a bit. He did want to make this easier for the mother of his children.

 

Wemmbu took a few deep breaths to relax himself as Eggchan pulled his fingers out.

"I hate you." He muttered.

"Water? Snacks? Is it too cold? Too warm?" 

 

Eggchan asked as pointed to the food and water on the small desk in the room. Since when was Egg this... nice? This was usually just a once every quarter of the year thing. Eggchan lays his eggs inside of him, Wemmbu battles someone or does some weird fucking adventure, then he messages Egg before he lays the eggs, collects them and waits for Egg to tell him if he should get rid of them of bring them back to him.

"I'm alright... maybe some water."

 

Wemmbu sighed as he slowly started to try and push the eggs out. Eggchan stood up and gathered the water bottle, opening the cork before holding it infront of Wemmbu's mouth.

"I'm not a vegetable, I can hold the bottle myself." Wemmbu muttered as he snatched the bottle from Eggchan.

 

He's definitely a bit too harsh with him, Egg can't help it, that's just his hybrid DNA. Eggchan let out a soft whine like a dog or so, sitting next to Wemmbu before cuddling up to him. Petting his thighs, his hips, his waist, feeling up and down his stomach.

"I'm sorry.."

Egg let's his hands rest on Wemmbu's hipbone. 

"It's alright..." He sighed as he pulled Egg into a soft yet intimate kiss to cheer him up.

Eggchan was the first to pull away to catch his breath. "You need to eat more" He stated bluntly as he pressed down on Wemmbu's hipbone.

 

"Your stomach is fine... you're missing some chub on your hips though"

"Did you just call me fat?"

"No- not what I meant- your hipbone was never this visible before... just take care of yourself, for me." 

If Eggchan was a dog, he'd curl up on Wemmbu's lap, though that's not possible, since he isn't a dog and Wemmbu's legs are spread open, so instead he opted for kissing down his stomach instead.

 

Egg pressed kisses down Wemmbu's stomach till he reached the other's untrimmed pubes, skipping over those before going lower. Taking the other's length into his hands, stroking it a bit before also kissing it. 

Kisses turned into licks, which turned into Egg sucking Wemmbu off.

Wemmbu had to stay calm as he continued trying to push those alien eggs out.

 

Eggchan slowly bobbed his head, not enough to edge Wemmbu, but enough to keep him feeling good.

One Egg slowly started to crown, slipping out soon after.

"Hahh... fuck this... fertilize them next time so it's at least worth the effort."

 

That definitely didn't help this situation at all. Eggchan stopped for a moment before letting go of Wemmbu's dick with a pop sound.

"I could do that right now... you'd just come back in a month or so and actually lay our kids."

"Seriously? You want a kid... with me?" 

"Why wouldn't I?"

"I mean, you're trapped in the end, I can't be there for you or the kids. I might die out there. You can't leave the end-"

 

"Wemmbu."

 

Eggchan stopped Wemmbu from talking.

"You'd spend the first few months here, I'm sure Minute will help me raise them when you're going on your adventure again. I will make sure you always have Totems with you- and I will personally make sure the end gets safer and anyone who enters that we done like will be killed before they can walk 5 blocks."

 

"we both know that's impossible."

Wemmbu sighed, he already felt the second egg starting to crown. Though after alot of begging and the second and third Egg slowly getting pushed out, Wemmbu agreed.

Eggchan immediately took off his pants when he got the "yes" from his friend...? Teammate? Mother to his children? lover? Husband? What's the correct term in this situation- doesn't matter.

Egg made quick work of his clothes, tossing them to the other side of the nest as he slowly slipped his tentacle inside Wemmbu like so many times before.

 

He felt the tip of his dick push against an egg halfway through but just pushed it back inside again.

Wemmbu wrapped his legs around Egg's waist as the other speeded up his thrusts. The tentacle slithering in and out of Wemmbu while moving like it has a mind of its own.

The natural lubricant of sorts that Egg's tentacle secreted eased the movement and make it more enjoyable for both parties.

Wemmbu let out soft grunts and moans, trying to hold back while the tentacle brushed over his prostate over and over again. 

Wemmbu's nails bore into Egg's back, this time breaking skin. He really needed to trim them, but given his late adventures in the nether, there's no time for that.

 

Egg winced at the pain but accepted it, the other immediately apologized when he felt the droplets of blood dripping down the other's back.

Eggchan reassured him with a few firm thrusts. His Rhythm got shakey quickly afterwards.

 

"fuck... ah-Hah... Good boy, Egg. Come for me"

Wemmbu panted, closing his eyes and letting his body go limp against the blankets of the nest, accepting the pleasure of the moment.

 

Egg soon climaxed. Vision going blurry at the praise as he trusted into his friend a few times afterwards. Both of their breaths were shakey, Egg was panting. 

Egg's cum was thicker than anything he's ever felt before, it didn't shoot out like his own when he came, rather slowly leaked out.

Wemmbu's stomach felt like it was burning inside, he could feel Egg's cum coat the two or so eggs left inside of him. 

 

God, this was a bad idea.

Eggchan didn't pull out, he leaned down to hug Wemmbu... was he seriously tired?

"We have to stay like this for a bit... can't have my seed drip out of you... have to get you pregnant"

Eggchan mumbled, already half-asleep.

Wemmbu just accepted his fate as he hugged Egg back, closing his eyes to sleep aswell, not like he could do anything else.

 

 

 

 

|| Bonus scene ||

 

Minutetech returned to the main island after around half month. He was slightly surprised when he saw that it was cleaned up from his last battle with Flamefrags. Though what he didn't expect was the new base build inside his own.

The secret button next to a bookshelf wasn't hard to find at all. "What the..."

Minute raised an eyebrow, putting on his netherite armor and throwing a potion of strength onto himself just in case as he opened the piston door to the newly added base.

 

It was dark, matching the color palette of his base, though with hints of purples and blues.

He shifted through the corridors, checking the rooms. A bathroom, a kitchen... a bedroom that looked like a children's one..?

Minute continued his journey through the "secret" base. He creaked open another door, a main bedroom, presumably.

 

His eyes widened when he saw Wemmbu sleeping, sitting on a small couch in the corner of the room. Though his gaze returned back to normal when he saw Eggchan asleep ontop of the other's stomach. 

Minute almost let out a gasp when he saw Wemmbu's swelled up stomach, God, he could be a good 7 months pregnant... what the 

 

"Oh- my god."

He paused for a bit, unsure what to do. Does he wake them and congratulates them? Does he just leave and act like he saw nothing? Does he leave the end completely and search for a new dimension or something to rule?

 

"don't ask.." Wemmbu mumbled, looks like he wasn't sleeping. He opened one eye to look at Minute. "You're gonna be an uncle, beware."

Minute just stared at them.

 

Uncle?!

Chapter Text

After Parrot placed last in the vote for who's going to become the king of the unstable universe, Theo and Parrot thought it would be a good time to have a little party.

They returned back to their little potion shop, closing it for the day. Pulling down the blinds and locking the front door before climbing up the ladder to finally celebrate the day. Even though Parrot barely got last place in the vote after saving that pathetic tree civilization thousands of blocks away, that didn't matter now. It was time for celebration.

A bottle of champagne popped open with a soft chuckle from Parrot and a rather loud laugh from Theo as they sat on their shared bed.

The foam rolled up the bottle before shooting up and eventually dripping down, same with the cork that went flying to br found in a few weeks when they finally clean their room again.

Theo grimaced at the sticky champagne covering his fingers but quickly got over it as he poured them both a glass each.

 

"Cheers!" They said in unison followed by a few chuckles. Theo poured the rather sweet smelling alcohol into two slender glasses. It wasn't cooled like it was supposed to be, but who cares, alcohol is alcohol.

The glasses clinked agained eachother as both of the bird-hybrids took a sip. One sip turned into another, turned into another glass, then the next bottle.

Empty glasses and bottles discarded on the floor as Parrot laid down on the bed, cheeks flushed a rosy pink, feathers fluffed up with wings spread out below him, showing those beautiful cyan tones that seemed to sparkle in the setting sun, peaking through the window.

 

"You're beautiful." Theo spoke quietly, laying next to Parrot on the bed, not even looking at him.

"you can't even see me right now." Parrot chuckled softly, turning his head to face his bestfriend.

"I don't need to see you to know that you're beautiful." Theo chuckled with a soft smile tugging at his lips.

"Are you flirting with me..?" Parrot sat up to stare at the other, not in disbelief, but rather to analyze the other's reaction despite knowing he's far too dizzy and too wasted to actually get his brain to work.

"I don't think so... but even if, you deserve a compliment" Theo's chest rose and fell eith every breath. It's been a while since either of them felt so relaxed.

 

"Same goes for you, Theo." Parrot chuckled softly, covering his smile with a hand that quickly got pulled away by Theo.

"Let me see that smile" Theo sat up by now, holding Parrot's hands in his to just look at his expression.

"bro, you're weird.." Parrot let out an awkward chuckled that Theo knew oh so well. That little awkward chuckle Parrot let out after saying something stupid, or a joke, or simply when he didn't know how to react.

 

He turned his face to the side to hide how flushed his cheeks were, or maybe because it was embarrassing to look into the other's eyes.

Theo shifted slightly, one hand holding both of Parrot wrists in his lap, the other hand moving up to cup Parrot's face. His thumb slowly brushing over his bottom lip.

Parrot tried to hide a smile, his mouth turning more into a pout, feathers ruffling behind him as they folded neatly behind his back.

"just say you want to kiss me." Parrot teased.

"don't have to ask." Theo replied with a known smugness, leaning it to kiss the other, tongue brushing over his lips, asking for entrance.

The room was quickly filled with soft pants, the ruffling of feathers and fabrics, and a quiet yelp from Parrot when Theo bit down on his bottom lip.

Parrot's arms quickly found purchase at Theo's chest. Hands with sharp, strong nails digging into Theo's t-shirt before moving lower, tracing his stomach, his sides, his waist. Moving up to his neck again, one hand scratching below Theo's jaw.

 

Theo pulled away, his wings fluffing up before relaxing again.

"Don't do that..." Theo mumbled, now it's his time to be embarrassed?

"come on, we both know you like it." Parrot insisted, a smirk played at his lips before his hand went up towards the other's neck once again, which Theo quickly grabbed and held tight.

"Don't." He almost hissed.

"alright, alright." Parrot sighed, trying to withdraw his hand but Theo wouldn't let go, his grip on the other's wrist tightening.

"dude, chill out." Parrot pouted jokingly, this was ruining the mood.

"I-..." A pause "Sorry- I'm just not used to... well- forget it. You know what I mean" Theo let go of the other's wrist, keeping his hands to himself for now.

 

An awkward silence filled the room, the quiet buzz of electricity and their breaths seemed to be the only noise around.

Theo looked down, he hated how weird he got when anyone touched his neck. I mean, it's normal for birds to clean eachother and stuff, necks are an area you can't reach that well on your own, it all just felt a bit... off.

Both of them sat in silence for a few moments before Parrot leaned closer, the bed creaking below him as his weight shifted ontop of the mattress, pulling Theo back to reality.

 

"may I... make it up to you?" Parrot looked at the other bird hybrid with such a gentle smile, God, that could melt anything, even the ice-like walls Theo built around himself for comfort.

 

A shy nod.

A shy nod was all that Parrot needed to know what to do. He kissed Theo's cheek, cupping the other's face, small kisses plastered all over the other's face, just a reminder that sex can be gentle as well. It didn't need to be rough, it didn't need to be loud, it didn't need to be extreme.

Sometimes the vulnerability of intimacy and allowing yourself to be seen undressed, to be heard and having your words respected is all you need.

Parrot whispered praise into Theo's ear, this was enough to get him going. Feathers ruffling and wings puffing up as Parrot pushed Theo back onto the bed.

Theo's head was spinning, the alcohol, this entire situation— overwhelming but just right.

The kind of overwhelming that's not pushing boundaries but limits.

 

Parrot traced down Theo's body with kisses. He took off his own shirt, almost needing to ask for help due to it getting stuck at the base of his wings but with a quick flutter it was sent across the room.

Swiftly getting rid of his pants and boxers, his dick hanging hard between his legs. Poor pent up bird.

Parrot moved up to Theo's ear to whisper "may I..?" Waiting for another of those shy nods, just a sign of approval.

Parrot soon moved down again, slowly pulling down the other's jeans and kicking them off the bed. Parrot chuckled at the wet spot on Theo's boxers.

"poor birdie..." He teased, earning a pout and a glare from Theo. Though, that glare had no real hate or anger behind it, more like embarrassment shielded as annoyance.

Parrot tugged at the other's boxers before also tugging them down.

 

"you're beautiful." He smiled as he moved his head lower, kissing Theo's stomach, his abs. Lips trailing down to the barely visible happy trail before kissing up the other's dick.

Soft little pecks till he was at the tip, licking over the slit, tasting the small bead of precum that formed.

Theo whined, but he wanted this and he knew he was in good hands with his bestfriend. Hand clenching the blanket below him before relaxing, letting go.

Parrot stroked the other's dick to full hardness.

"maybe you are the biggest bird... though, just in this category." Parrot giggled as he kept on stroking and kissing Theo's length.

he then moved off of Theo, crawling over the bed to open the top drawer in his nightstand to get a bottle of lube. pouring some into his hand to warm it up. We wouldn't want our poor Theo to feel uncomfortable, right?

Parrot lubed up Theo's dick like he's done a few times before. He straddled Theo's hips before aligning Theo's length with his entrance. It hurt, Parrot didn't prep himself, but the stretch and pain was welcome as long as it meant Theo felt good.

It wasn't long till Theo bottomed out.
"Look at you" Parrot chuckled as he rested a hand over his own stomach. "All inside of me"

Theo turned his face away in embarrassment.

"Yes... just- continue."

"As you wish."

 

Parrot started moving his hips, watching Theo's expression like he was documenting it— well, he probably was in his head.

Theo's wings fluttered beneath him, well, tried to. It's hard to move them when they're pressed between your body and the mattress.

Parrot stopped to exhale, the alcohol was definitely starting to take a toll on him, but then he kept going. Quiet whines and muffled moans fell from Theo's quivering lip, nodding and mumbling something inaudible like a mantra.

fuck, Theo was fucked stupid by now. A bit of softness and a shit ton of alcohol and this man was a mess. Well, let's ignore the alcohol part and just focus on Theo being a mess, because holy.
Parrot had to hold back a laugh at how silly Theo looked, barely even conscious, but definitely enjoying himself.

 

He had to make sure his bestfriend felt good, he's protected him so many times, ts is the least he could do.

Soft pants and groans fell from both of them. Theo looked so pathetic, he was really enjoying himself. Beads of sweat forming on his forehead, hair clinging to it.

"just... a bit more" Theo's voice was hoarse, probably from all those open-mouthed moans— dry, like he was going to die of thirst.

Parrot nodded, he knew Theo was just as close as he was. His dick twitching between his legs as he chased both his and Theo's orgasm.

"you're holding on so well... but it's okay, let lose. It's just us two" Parrot tried his best to look normal and smile once more but Theo's dick rubbing against his prostate wasn't helping.

 

Theo closed his eyes, everything fading into white with this familiar ringing in his ears for just a few moments.

When he opened his eyes again, Parrot was still in his lap, still hard, still slowly moving his hips. Cum dripping down Theo's length, sticking between both of their thighs.

 

"you good there, buddy?" Parrot chuckled awkwardly.

God, he was so hard it started to hurt, but he needed Theo to feel good.
A shy nod. Once again.

"more.."

A pause. More? Theo, who's barely clinging onto consciousness is asking for more?

 

Parrot nodded, taking a deep breath before continuing his movements. His rhythm was fucked up, but that didn't matter now— please Theo, that's the only thing he could think about right now.

It wasn't long till Parrot started whining from how uncomfortably hard he was. He wanted to get off aswell, but he needed to please.

One shakey hand wandered to his dick, Parrot almost spilled right then and there as he jerked himself off while riding Theo. A shakey hand moving up and down, fingers twitching. Parrot closed his eyes for a moment, just to enjoy himself a bit before tending back to his lov- bestfriend.

Theo's moans got louder. Moans turned into ragged whines. So lewd. So fucking lewd. Parrot could never look at Theo the same after this, but that didn't matter now.

Parrot chirped, thighs twitching, wings fluttering as he climaxed aswell. White ropes of cum shooting onto Theo's stomach.

 

Parrot felt like crying, his movements coming to a halt. It felt so good, Theo's length pushing against his prostate, finally climaxing after what felt like ages.

His expression looked just as pathetic as Theo's. After a good five minutes, he collected himself just enough to continue riding the other.

Everything felt like it was burning. His skin, every nerve, every touch, every sound. Theo was prettymuch fully passed out by now, the alcohol tired him out more than expected.

 

Neither of them were heavy drinkers, it wasn't like their tolerances were bad. They're no lightweights, but everything felt heavy and as if they were floating in space at the same time.

Parrot kept on moving his hips, his rhythm becoming uneven before stopping all together. Exhaustion and dizziness taking over. He tumbled forward, landing softly on Theo's chest with his own cum against both of their stomachs now, wow, gross.

"sorry.." Parrot mumbled as he closed his eyes, too tired to keep going. Theo weakly brought his arms around Parrot's torso, hugging him.

"thank you.." Theo exhaled loudly, not even bothering to pull out or open his eyes. They can deal with the mess between them and their hangover in a few hours.