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Katey
@katekate4
Oh so they are both obsessed with each other, good to know.
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
Us: Ilya ‘My husband, Shane Hollander’ Rozanov easily wins most whipped man of the decade.
Shane Hollander who has never in his life let Roz have an easy win: hold my beer.
Shaney😍😍
@Shanegirlie24
[Replying to @Centaursfansince1995] *Ginger Ale
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
When I’m in a loving Ilya Rozanov competition, but my opponent is Shane Hollander 😔😔😔
JayJason
@Youdon’tknowme
His face when he realized that the reporters did not, in fact, remember a game that took place 7 years ago beat by beat.
Mark
@NotThatMarkNo
[Replying to @Youdon’tknowme] It was a playoff game!
Celine
@CelineFromWorkMaybe
[Replying to @NotThatMarkNo] It was an Ilya Rozanov’s game!!!
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
[Replying to @CelineFromWorkMaybe] It is literally their job to know these things?
JayJason
@Youdon’tknowme
[Replying to @Ann10426] You know what? You are right. Jail for the reporters. Jail for the reporters for a thousand years.
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
It’s kind of sweet how much he likes Roz, though, isn’t it?
Shaney😍😍
@Shanegirlie24
[Replying to @GoCentaursIGuess] Girl, they are married, what did you expect?
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
[Replying to @Shanegirlie24] Girl, my parents are married too and believe me when I tell you that that does not mean that they have to like each other.
Celine
@CelineFromWorkMaybe
Imagine you are Kjell Ekeberg and The Shane Hollander just casually drags up your embarrassing past because he thinks people are not properly appreciating his husband.
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
[Replying to @CelineFromWorkMaybe] Imagine you are Kjell Ekeberg and The Shane Hollander makes your career all about your former Captain (who left you for fucking Ottawa).
Mark
@NotThatMarkNo
[Replying to @Ann10426] Look, if I’m Kjell Ekeberg and The Shane Hollander mentions me unprompted during an interview, I say ‘thank you, universe’ regardless of the context.
JayJason
@Youdon’tknowme
[Replying to @NotThatMarkNo] Especially if he says I’m ‘very good’ (though not as good as him or his husband, of course).
Mark
@NotThatMarkNo
[Replying to @Youdon’tknowme] THIS! Kjelly must be kicking his feet and giggling while playing this interview in a loop right now.
JayJason
@Youdon’tknowme
[Replying to @NotThatMarkNo] I’d make it my ringtone, not going to lie.
I don’t get it
@OldAndTired
Look, I like Roz, but let’s not pretend that he would have prioritized a fucking rookie’s feelings over the scoring race. If he did not take that shot, it’s because he thought he could not score with it.
John
@IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov
[Replying to @OldAndTired] Imagine thinking you know Rozanov better than his husband
Katey
@katekate4
[Replying to @IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov] Imagine thinking you know Rozanov better than his rival
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
[Replying to @katekate4] Imagine thinking you know Rozanov better than Shane fucking Hollander.
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@ShaneHollanbabe
I’m sorry did the Most Media Trained Man In The History Of Hockey (TM) just hijack a post-game presser to brag about his husband?
Shaney😍😍
@Shanegirlie24
[Replying to @ShaneHollanbabe] He did and good for him.
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
[Replying to @Shanegirlie24] If I’d managed to domesticate Ilya Rozanov I would literally never talk about anything else again.
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
Love Roz entering the room like ‘I’m here to give you interesting answers’ meanwhile all the reporters want to shove him out that door because Shane Hollander is, for once, actually emoting.
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
[Replying to @ShaneHollanbabe] For real, they are going to demand they do separate interviews from now on.
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTruerSince2017
[Replying to @Ann10426] But then how will we get more moments with them bantering and forgetting the press is even there?
81Girlie
@HollanderSharingIsCaring
So Roz took one look at his husband and immediately clocked that he was smug about something to do with him in particular. Maybe Hollzy is onto something when he calls him perceptive.
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
[Replying to @HollanderSharingIsCaring] That or Roz is completely obsessed with his husband and has memorized all his micro-expressions.
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTruerSince2017
[Replying to @GoCentaursIGuess] Both? Both. Both is good.
Mark
@NotThatMarkNo
Love how casually both Hollander and Roz drag Toronto.
PAAAAAIN
@SufferingInToronto
[Replying to @NotThatMarkNo] We traded Wyatt and Barrett and kept fucking Kent. We deserve all the shade.
Shane Come Back
@Step9MakeAmmends
[Replying to @SufferingInToronto] At least *you* didn’t fumble Shane Fucking Hollander.
PAAAAAIN
@SufferingInToronto
[Replying to @Step9MakeAmmends] There is that, at least, yes.
Hockey and Stuff
@SadlyFromTampa
Okay but I’m kind of sorry for Johansson, or as Ilya calls him ‘that kid from Tampa’.
Luca’s Canadian Mom
@ProtectThatBoyAtAllCost
[Replying to @SadlyFromTampa] People that steal trophies from our precious Luca, don’t deserve to have their names remembered.
L Fucking A Baby
@We’veGotBeachesANDHockey
Guys, GUYS, Kjelly just tweeted about the interview!!
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
You know what, fair, if Ilya Rozanov told me I could fly I’d jump from a skyscraper, no questions asked.
81Girlie
@HollanderSharingIsCaring
[Replying to @GoCentaursIGuess] And you would fly because who are we to disobey the best player of the league?
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@ShaneHollanbabe
[Replying to @HollanderSharingIsCaring] Second best, first by marriage.
I don’t get it
@OldAndTired
LA, how does it feel to know that your captain can’t even properly conjugate verbs? #ItsBuildNotBuilt
L Fucking A Baby
@We’veGotBeachesANDHockey
[Replying to @OldAndTired] English is not his first language, back off
Dash
@ImHereForFootballAndHockey
[Replying to @OldAndTired] Would love to see your attempts at conjugating in Swedish.
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
So how closely was Hollander watching that game’s tape to figure out basically to the word what Rozanov told Ekeberg?
I don’t get it
@OldAndTired
[Replying to @Ann10426] I mean, watching tape is kind of his job and Roz has always been his biggest rival.
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTrutherSince2017
[Replying to @OldAndTired] Oh yeah, I’m sure Roz blowing a kiss to the camera 5min before this exchange had nothing to do with how many times Hollander re-watched this particular game.
Dash
@ImHereForFootballAndHockey
As a long time fan of LA who's thrilled that we are back to making the playoffs regularly: Thank you Rozanov.
Okay but you can’t deny it would be hot
@MarnovLastDefender
Of course Marly has tweeted too.
Okay but you can’t deny it would be hot
@MarnovLastDefender
[Replying to @MarnovLastDefender] And of course he’s still as down bad for Roz as always.
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
[Replying to @MarnovLastDefender] I miss their friendship!
Mark
@NotThatMarkNo
[Replying to @GoCentaursIGuess] I miss winning Cups (we could have had it all!!!!)
The People you Love The Most Can Hurt You The Worst
@ProudBostonian
[Replying to @NotThatMarkNo] Marly was right to start a fistfight with the Centaurs at the Hollanov wedding and I will die on this hill.
Celine
@CelineFromWorkMaybe
He clocked Barett? Best friends with Dallas homophobe Kent Barett? His closet was made of concrete!
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
‘Council of Queer Elders’ lol
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
[Replying to @Ann10426] Thank you Toronto for finally giving Ilya someone he can chirp with (and a decent wing too, I guess)
Scott Hunter Defense Squad
@AdmiralsGirlie
No but the idea that Roz saw Troy was struggling and dragged him to the Kingfisher 😭😭😭
JayJason
@Youdon’tknowme
[Replying to @AdmiralsGirlie] And told him to get laid too.
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
[Replying to @Youdon’tknowme] I mean, was he wrong?
PAAAAAIN
@SufferingInToronto
Wait Barrett is dating the social media guy from the Centaurs?
Dash
@ImHereForFootballAndHockey
[Replying to @SufferingInToronto] Dude, did the fact that he started smiling in promotional pictures not tip you off?
PAAAAAIN
@SufferingInToronto
[Replying to @ImHereForFootballAndHockey] I mean, I thought it was because he was out of the notoriously toxic Toronto's locker room. Isn’t that why Wyatt started smiling?
Dash
@ImHereForFootballAndHockey
[Replying to @SufferingInToronto] You know what? Fair, you win this one.
Celine
@CelineFromWorkMaybe
Okay, he clocked married for a thousand years to a woman Benett too?
Ali-most there
@ImTryingOkay
[Replying to @CelineFromWorkMaybe] At this point, I’m seriously starting to suspect Roz has superpower levels of gaydar.
81Girlie
@HollanderSharingIsCaring
[Replying to @ImTryingOkay] I mean, with how hot he is, he probably only has to take his shirt off and see who’s looking.
Not a Horse
@MaxingMax
[Replying to @HollanderSharingIsCaring] Hmmm, no. I’m straight, and if that Greek god of a man takes his shirt off in front of me, I’m going to stare.
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
[Replying to @MaxingMax] Maybe he doesn’t clock them, maybe he turns them.
Dash
@ImHereForFootballAndHockey
[Replying to @GoCentaursIGuess] Would work on me, not going to lie
Sailing to Another Cup
@Admiralfan2341
Not Scotty being jealous Benny came out to Rozanov before him.
My kingdom for some coffee
@JohnnyShallow
[Replying to @Admiralfan2341] ‘Came out’ implies he had a choice, it looks like Roz just started chirping him about his crush and said crush just happened to be a (very young) man
Good for Scott Hunter
@footballsupremacy
[Replying to @Admiralfan2341] I mean, if I found out that my best friend had trusted a guy that’s made it his career to annoy me and call me old before he trusted me, I’d be pissed.
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTrutherSince2017
[Replying to @footballsupremacy] 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Please, Roz has made a career out of flirting with his husband. Annoying Old Man Hunter is a hobby at most.
81Girlie
@HollanderSharingIsCaring
[Replying to @HollanovTrutherSince2017] Trust a Scott Hunter fan to make it all about his fave.
I’m Not A Famous Hockey Player
@TotallynotCarterVaugnht
[Replying to @HollanovTrutherSince2017] Carter is Scott’s best friend, not Eric…
Celine
@CelineFromWorkMaybe
HE PREDICTED THE RETIREMENT?
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
[Replying to @CelineFromWorkMaybe] Not that hard, Bennet is even older than Hunter.
Sailing to Another Cup
@Admiralfan2341
[Replying to @GoCentaursIGuess] Shut up. Benny could have played 5 more seasons. Your boy is just a witch.
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
[Replying to @Admiralfan2341] Serious question, should I start betting based on Roz vagueposting?
Katey
@katekate4
[Replying to @Centaursfansince1995] You remember that this is the Troll Supreme, don’t you?
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
[Replying to @katekate4] So is that a no?
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
Does Hunter enjoy giving Roz chirping material?
Ali-most there
@ImTryingOkay
[Replying to @GoCentaursIGuess] He must, it’s the only possible explanation for how he keeps setting him up.
JayJason
@Youdon’tknowme
Awww LeClaire retweeted Weibe’s tweet.
John
@IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov
[Replying to @Youdon’tknowme] Love to see those two coaches getting along for once.
The People you Love The Most Can Hurt You The Worst
@ProudBostonian
[Replying to @Youdon’tknowme] Fuck that, Ottawa STOLE Roz from us, like Boston, LeClaire won’t forgive, won’t forget.
John
@IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov
[Replying to @ProudBostonian] Wiebe became Ottawa’s coach years after Roz left you?
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
[Replying to @IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov] Doesn’t mean we cannot hold a grudge against anyone related to the Centaurs.
Mark
@NotThatMarkNo
[Replying to @Ann10426] Or anyone related to Canada, just to be safe.
The People you Love The Most Can Hurt You The Worst
@ProudBostonian
[Replying to @NotThatMarkNo] Actually yeah, after all the main culprit was laying low in Montreal. So fuck the whole of Canada and give us our Captain back!!!
We can still make the playoff
@TorontoIsTheRealCapital
Oh so not only did Ottawa take Hayes and Barrett from us, they also convinced Price to quit mid season. Good to know.
PAAAAAIN
@SufferingInToronto
[Replying to @TorontoIsTheRealCapital] “Take”? Dude we basically gift-wrapped them.
Katey
@katekate4
Imagine if your job was to defend Dallas Kent 🤮🤮🤮 I would need to quit to protect my mental health too.
We can still make the playoff
@TorontoIsTheRealCapital
Where would they have had that talk though? They didn’t have any games against each other around the time Price decided to quit.
L Fucking A Baby
@We’veGotBeachesANDHockey
[Replying to @TorontoIsTheRealCapital] You know hockey players can meet without having to play a game, don’t you? Sometimes they even exchange phone numbers.
JayJason
@Youdon’tknowme
It’s sweet that Pricey liked protecting Roz.
Celine
@CelineFromWorkMaybe
[Replying to @Youdon’tknowme] “Protecting” Roz like the man doesn’t love dropping gloves.
Ali-most there
@ImTryingOkay
[Replying to @CelineFromWorkMaybe] Right? Remember that time when Kent punched Roz, Price went to intervene, Roz grabbed Price by the jersey, pushed him back and then punched Kent himself?
Mark
@NotThatMarkNo
[Replying to @ImTryingOkay] I mean, it was downright rude of Price to try to steal Roz’s change to feed Kent his teeth.
Ali-most there
@ImTryingOkay
[Replying to @NotThatMarkNo] Absolutely. But I’m happy they managed to get past that and become friends.
Oh Captain My Captain
@Rozysbiceps
Did Hunter just post something nice about Rozanov? Unprompted?
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
[Replying to @Rozysbiceps] You just know someone has a gun to that man’s head.
81Girlie
@HollanderSharingIsCaring
[Replying to @GoCentaursIGuess] That or Kip is threatening to withhold sex.
Good for Scott Hunter
@footballsupremacy
Ottawa and Boston confirmed as NOT shitty by the gay hockey jesus.
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTrutherSince2017
[Replying to @footballsupremacy] I’m sorry, the gay hockey Jesus will be the biological baby that Hollanov will miraculously give birth to because those genes need to mix and be passed down regardless of what science says.
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTrutherSince2017
[Replying to @HollanovTrutherSince2017] Hunter is at most a Noah.
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTrutherSince2017
[Replying to @HollanovTrutherSince2017] Maybe, maybe, a David
Oh Captain My Captain
@Rozysbiceps
[Replying to @HollanovTrutherSince2017] I’d go with Methuselah actually 👴👴👴
Goalies Are Just Hotter Sorry
@Claratotallynotthirststweets
Oh my god.
John
@IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov
[Replying to @Claratotallynotthirststweets] I’m wheezing.
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
[Replying to @IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov] Wyatt, the man you are.
Celine
@CelineFromWorkMaybe
Should we start a GoFundMe to pay for Wyatt’s therapy?
PAAAAAIN
@SufferingInToronto
[Replying to @CelineFromWorkMaybe] Did Toronto really mess him up that bad?
Celine
@CelineFromWorkMaybe
[Replying to @SufferingInToronto] I mean, probably, but I’m talking about his last tweets.
PAAAAAIN
@SufferingInToronto
[Replying to @CelineFromWorkMaybe] I’ve just read them LMAO
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTrutherSince2017
I mean, are any of us surprised that that’s how Hollanov solves their arguments?
Hockey and Stuff
@SadlyFromTampa
Wait, is that what that fucking 10-1 was for? Did they butcher us because they need to pick which fucking towels to buy?
Shaney😍😍
@Shanegirlie24
[Replying to @SadlyFromTampa] Shane: polite Canadian boy until Rozanov so much as looks at him in challenge, then he forgets about sportsmanship and the fact that his opponents have feelings and maybe there’s no need to humiliate them by both him and his husband getting hat tricks in the same game.
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
[Replying to @Shanegirlie24] It wasn’t hat tricks, it was 4 and 5 goals, Hollzy’s victory, for what it’s worth.
I don’t get it
@OldAndTired
[Replying to @Centaursfansince1995] May be worth a lot depending on Roz’s taste in towels. My wife wants to buy ones with holes in them and I’d also happily slaughter Tampa if that’s what it took to win this argument.
The Secret Good Fourth Episode Could Still Drop
@SuperwholcokerAndProud
[Replying to @OldAndTired] They are doilies!!! And they are going to stay in the house for as long as your stupid armchair does.
Goalies Are Just Hotter Sorry
@Claratotallynotthirststweets
Ok but I’ve been tracking Hazy’s stats and it’s unbelievable how much he’s improving. Like keep letting the two menaces go at him and in two years we will have a perfect shutout season.
L Fucking A Baby
@We’veGotBeachesANDHockey
[Replying to @Claratotallynotthirststweets] Because that’s what we need, for Ottawa to have another hockey god.
Goalies Are Just Hotter Sorry
@Claratotallynotthirststweets
[Replying to @We’veGotBeachesANDHockey] Ok, but this one has been forged in hell, you cannot resent the man for evolving in order to survive.
L Fucking A Baby
@We’veGotBeachesANDHockey
[Replying to @Claratotallynotthirststweets] What about the other two?
Goalies Are Just Hotter Sorry
@Claratotallynotthirststweets
[Replying to @We’veGotBeachesANDHockey] You mean the two generational talents that look hot enough to have a side gig as models (a career that thee Yuna Hollander manages!!!) and that got married to the one person at their level in the whole League? Yeah, those you can hate. Fuck those guys, honestly.
Shane Come Back
@Step9MakeAmmends
Lol Hayden Pike continues to prove that he’s the funniest Metro.
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
[Replying to @Step9MakeAmmends] Not that much of an achievement.
Ali-most there
@ImTryingOkay
Love Pike and Roz’s friendship
81Girlie
@HollanderSharingIsCaring
[Replying to @ImTryingOkay]
Love that they would both drink acid before calling it that.
I know I know BUT…
@AloneInThePikanovTrenches
Sorry to do this but Pikanov stays winning.
JayJason
@Youdon’tknowme
[Replying to @AloneInThePikanovTrenches] I was going to call you deranged but to be honest, I could see them having hate sex and ragebaiting each other by mentioning Hollander during. Or Roz using Pike to get revenge on Hollzy during the Rose Landry Era without Pike knowing that’s what was happening.
I know I know BUT…
@AloneInThePikanovTrenches
[Replying to @Youdon’tknowme] … Man, have you ever heard of ao3? Because I would read both these fics. The angst in the second one would be particularly delicious.
JayJason
@Youdon’tknowme
[Replying to @AloneInThePikanovTrenches] ao3? fics? Angst? Are you speaking English?
I know I know BUT…
@AloneInThePikanovTrenches
[Replying to @Youdon’tknowme] I’ll drop you some links.
Alice
@pucksandjaws
Awwwww Jackie said he’s her kids' uncle.
Katey
@katekate4
[Replying to @pucksandjaws] Love the Jackie Roz friendship. #LetRozJoinTheWAGs
Alice
@pucksandjaws
[Replying to @katekate4] I’ll eat my hat if Roz doesn’t already have a WAGs jacket.
I don’t get it
@OldAndTired
Anyone gives my kids a drum set and my return gift to them is going to be a fucking bullet.
Celine
@CelineFromWorkMaybe
[Replying to @OldAndTired] Yeah, this goes further than psychological warfare. This violates the Geneva Conventions.
Luca’s Canadian Mom
@ProtectThatBoyAtAllCost
My baby Luca is so wholesome 💖💖💖
Ali-most there
@ImTryingOkay
Okay, ‘we learned it from our moms’? Why is Roz attacking me personally?
Katey
@katekate4
[Replying to @ImTryingOkay] Shut up, we are all pretending we aren’t crying right now.
Oh Captain My Captain
@Rozysbiceps
[Replying to @katekate4] Oh yeah, we all feel nothing about that tweet, that’s right.
Luca’s Canadian Mom
@ProtectThatBoyAtAllCost
[Replying to @Rozysbiceps] What tweet? I have definitely not read any tweets today. Just been over here, cutting some onions.
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
‘Best regards’ lol
My kingdom for some coffee
@JohnnyShallow
[Replying to @Ann10426] That’s how you end a tweet. Best regards, John.
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
[Replying to @JohnnyShallow] Since when?
Goalies Are Just Hotter Sorry
@Claratotallynotthirststweets
[Replying to @Ann10426] Since Mr Hollander asked if he’d done it right and Roz told him he’d done it perfectly. Best regards, Clara.
Not a Horse
@MaxingMax
[Replying to @Ann10426] Will you be the one to tell the most wholesome man in Canada he’s tweeting wrong? Best regards, Max
Ali-most there
@ImTryingOkay
[Replying to @Ann10426] Will you be the one to upset Roz’s father in law and deal with the consequences of that? Best regards, Ali.
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
[Replying to @ImTryingOkay] You know what? No, I will not. Best regards, Ann.
John
@IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov
Oh, the speech. *Nods wisely*
Not a Horse
@MaxingMax
[Replying to @IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov] I’m sorry what speech?
John
@IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov
[Replying to @MaxingMax] The mythical ‘ok, we almost died so it’s time to go from losing to fucking Tampa to beating the motherfucking Admirals’ speech.
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@ShaneHollanbabe
[Replying to @IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov] No, no, it was the ‘okay so I just put a ring on the best player in the league so we have to stop sucking and make the playoffs so I don’t embarrass him when the news of our wedding breaks out’ speech.
Luca’s Canadian Mom
@ProtectThatBoyAtAllCost
[Replying to @ShaneHollanbabe] I thought it was the ‘we are officially the queerest team in the league, for optical reasons we cannot keep being the last ones in the ranking so it’s time to start trying’ speech.
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
[Replying to @ProtectThatBoyAtAllCost] Wasn’t it the Cabbage Wagon hate speech?
Sailing to Another Cup
@Admiralfan2341
[Replying to @Centaursfansince1995] You mean our Cale Wagner? What did he do?
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
[Replying to @Admiralfan2341] No clue, but no one from Ottawa has gotten his name right since that game.
Not a Horse
@MaxingMax
Okay but what did Roz say in the speech?
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
[Replying to @MaxingMax] He promised to ensure the next plane actually crashed if they didn’t shape up.
Luca’s Canadian Mom
@ProtectThatBoyAtAllCost
[Replying to @Centaursfansince1995] He said he wasn’t mad, just disappointed that they kept losing.
John
@IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov
[Replying to @ProtectThatBoyAtAllCost] Promised to take them to Disneyworld if they won.
I don’t get it
@OldAndTired
[Replying to @IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov] Threatened to give their kids a drum set too if they let the Admirals beat them.
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
[Replying to @OldAndTired] Said only winners get invited to the Hollanov wedding.
The People you Love The Most Can Hurt You The Worst
@ProudBostonian
[Replying to @GoCentaursIGuess] That cannot be it, both Hayden and JJ attended.
Oh Captain My Captain
@Rozysbiceps
Not the Centaurs and Raiders fighting over Roz on main lol.
Celine
@CelineFromWorkMaybe
[Replying to @Rozysbiceps] They are messy af.
My kingdom for some coffee
@JohnnyShallow
[Replying to @CelineFromWorkMaybe] Lol the official accounts getting dragged into it.
The People you Love The Most Can Hurt You The Worst
@ProudBostonian
No, we totally are not planning on kidnapping Roz next time he’s in Boston, I promise (hides the chloroform).
Shane Come Back
@Step9MakeAmmends
[Replying to @ProudBostonian] Your funeral. I personally would not try to steal Shane Hollander’s man, but you do you.
The People you Love The Most Can Hurt You The Worst
@ProudBostonian
[Replying to @Step9MakeAmmends] We are getting the full set, don’t worry. There’s room in my basement for two burly hockey players if they don’t mind a bit of a squeeze.
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTruerSince2017
[Replying to @ProudBostonian] And we all know they don’t.
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
Doesn’t anyone lowkey feel a bit bad for Marly? He’s been the Raiders Captain for years and we are all still pinning for Roz.
Okay but you can’t deny it would be hot
@MarnovLastDefender
[Replying to @Ann10426] You say that like Marly isn’t the main yearner.
Ann watches Hockey
@Ann10426
Ok, nevermind, apparently Roz agrees with me and is laying down the law.
The People you Love The Most Can Hurt You The Worst
@ProudBostonian
[Replying to @Ann10426] I’ll never forgive Hollander for separating these two. Best brotp in hockey no contest.
Still A Shaden
@WEUSEDTORULETHEWORLD
[Replying to @ProudBostonian] Some contest. I mean, Shayden is there.
The People you Love The Most Can Hurt You The Worst
@ProudBostonian
[Replying to @WEUSEDTORULETHEWORLD] And Pike's got more chemistry with Roz than with Hollander.
81Girlie
@HollanderSharingIsCaring
[Replying to @ProudBostonian] I mean to be fair, Roz got chemistry with everyone.
Goalies Are Just Hotter Sorry
@Claratotallynotthirststweets
[Replying to @HollanderSharingIsCaring] Troy? ✅ Hayes, Bood, Haazy? ✅ ✅ ✅ Hunter? ✅ if you like the vitriolic best buds trope. Same for Hayden. Price and him apparently get on well enough that Roz convinced him to dump Toronto like a bad habit. Hell, the man even has chemistry with his parents in law!
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
[Replying to @Claratotallynotthirststweets] Poor Hollzy is fighting for his life! And here I thought the whole ‘I get to keep Roz’ bit was kind of funny lol
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@ShaneHollanbabe
[Replying to @Centaursfansince1995] To be fair, so is Roz. Check any ‘fuck marry kill’ videos players have done and you’ll see that they all mention Shane, and not precisely because they want to kill him.
Alice
@pucksandjaws
Not Roz exposing Marly lol
Mark
@NotThatMarkNo
No, but did Marly really tell Roz he loved him as a rookie?
Okay but you can’t deny it would be hot
@MarnovLastDefender
[Replying to @NotThatMarkNo] YES! Wait a minute!
Okay but you can’t deny it would be hot
@MarnovLastDefender
My time has come! See this video where in minute 8:02 you can kind of lipread Marly telling Roz he loves him after Roz first hattrick in Boston. https://www.youtube.com/RozanovScoresHa…
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
[Replying to @MarnovLastDefender] Awww, Roz looks like a baby.
Alice
@pucksandjaws
[Replying to @GoCentaursIGuess] He was a baby. And look how stunned he looks at Marly’s words and hug.
Oh Captain My Captain
@Rozysbiceps
[Replying to @pucksandjaws] Oh, is baby!Roz blushing?
81Girlie
@HollanderSharingIsCaring
[Replying to @Rozysbiceps] Russians do not blush but you wouldn’t know it looking at this.
Luca’s Canadian Mom
@ProtectThatBoyAtAllCost
[Replying to @HollanderSharingIsCaring] I mean, this is lowkey really sweet? Roz was what 18? 19? And living on a different continent from his family?
The People you Love The Most Can Hurt You The Worst
@ProudBostonian
[Replying to @ProtectThatBoyAtAllCost] Also rumor is that his dad was an asshole, so there’s that too.
Mark
@NotThatMarkNo
[Replying to @ProudBostonian] So Roz received positive affirmation from his teammate and was like ‘this is the good shit, 10/10, better than cocaine. Going to have to do this when I’m captain to hype up my guys!!!’
JayJason
@Youdon’tknowme
[Replying to @NotThatMarkNo] And it worked!
Mark
@NotThatMarkNo
[Replying to @ProudBostonian] I mean, I’d personally walk over coals barefoot to get an ily from Roz, wouldn’t you? Obviously it worked.
JayJason
@Youdon’tknowme
[Replying to @NotThatMarkNo] Oh no, you are right. The Raiders are so valid for this.
Okay but you can’t deny it would be hot
@MarnovLastDefender
Marly admitting he loves Roz the most lol
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
[Replying to @MarnovLastDefender] Hollzy replying lol
I know I know BUT…
@AloneInThePikanovTrenches
[Replying to @Centaursfansince1995] Roz getting Hayden involved too lol
Still A Shaden
@WEUSEDTORULETHEWORLD
So, shayden can still win?
I know I know BUT…
@AloneInThePikanovTrenches
[Replying to @WEUSEDTORULETHEWORLD] In your dreams and in ao3 it can, sister.
PAAAAAIN
@SufferingInToronto
Rip Wyatt.
John
@IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov
[Replying to @SufferingInToronto] Rip Wyatt
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
[Replying to @IWasACentaurFanBeforeWeGotRozanov] Rip Wyatt
Goalies Are Just Hotter Sorry
@Claratotallynotthirststweets
[Replying to @Centaursfansince1995] Rip Wyatt
Celine
@CelineFromWorkMaybe
[Replying to @Claratotallynotthirststweets] Rip Wyatt
Katey
@katekate4
No, but do you think hollanov are actually arguing over this?
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTruerSince2017
[Replying to @katekate4] You don’t have cats do you? Or dogs?
Katey
@katekate4
[Replying to @HollanovTruerSince2017] No?
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTruerSince2017
[Replying to @katekate4] That explains why you don’t recognize play-fighting.
Katey
@katekate4
[Replying to @HollanovTruerSince2017] So they aren’t breaking up?
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTruerSince2017
[Replying to @katekate4] Girl, the only thing they are breaking is the bed.
BSW
@Centaursfansince1995
What if I told Marly that Ottawa’s a good place to hide from Bostonians?
The People you Love The Most Can Hurt You The Worst
@ProudBostonian
[Replying to @Centaursfansince1995] DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE EVERYTHING FROM US???
My kingdom for some coffee
@JohnnyShallow
[Replying to @Centaursfansince1995] Wouldn’t work, the main threat is Ottawa’s people princess, they would all gladly build a pyre for Hollander to roast Marly at.
81Girlie
@HollanderSharingIsCaring
Going to need a compilation of players' reactions to being told ily by Roz for the first time.
Okay but you can’t deny it would be hot
@MarnovLastDefender
[Replying to @HollanderSharingIsCaring] Way ahead of you: https://www.youtube.com/RozanovFunnyPostG…
Ali-most there
@ImTryingOkay
Nice to have the confirmation that the rivalry was just those two idiots showing off for each other.
Not a Horse
@MaxingMax
[Replying to @ImTryingOkay] I’ve seen tropical birds with less complicated mating rituals.
Shaney😍😍
@Shanegirlie24
[Replying to @ImTryingOkay] I thought we all agreed that the rivalry was flirting
Wait it’s actually real?!?!?!?
@HollanovTruerSince2017
[Replying to @Shanegirlie24] You misspelled foreplay.
Goalies Are Just Hotter Sorry
@Claratotallynotthirststweets
So what I’m hearing is that we need to draft a russian rookie so he can translate what those two tell each other in their ‘secret’ language.
Luca’s Canadian Mom
@ProtectThatBoyAtAllCost
[Replying to @Claratotallynotthirststweets] As cute as it would be to see Roz with a russian duckling following him around, I’m afraid that hollanov would traumatize him for life.
RoRoRozanov
@GoCentaursIGuess
[Replying to @Claratotallynotthirststweets] Yeah, stop trying to involve kids and download translating apps like the rest of us.
Oh Captain My Captain
@Rozysbiceps
😂 😂 😂 Winning at husband
I don’t get it
@OldAndTired
[Replying to @Rozysbiceps] Good to see that the rivalry is stronger than ever
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@ShaneHollanbabe
[Replying to @OldAndTired] And some idiots dared to ask whether these two had ever thrown games for each other
Shane Come Back
@Step9MakeAmmends
[Replying to @ShaneHollanbabe] WE ARE SORRY