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Stridercest Week 2024 Day 4 - AU (I chose Alpha/Beta/Omega.)
Dave comes home for summer break and immediately goes into an unexpected omega heat. A few days after that, Bro goes into alpha heat/rut. After a few days, Dave goes into another heat. And then Bro again. And then Dave.
It keeps happening.
Bro comes up with a plan to break the cycle.
[Two rounds of sex with an intermission for Dave to ramble. Also featuring minor relationships Bro/Lil Cal, and mentioned Karkat/Terezi and Dave/Karkat/Terezi.]
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A big, fat line of D’s ran down his screen—honestly, not that different from normal, all things considered.
But at the bottom, written in bright red letters, all caps, bolded for stupid emphasis as if he couldn’t tell something really fucking bad from something really fucking maybe okay actually, spelled his inescapable doom: MINIMUM GPA REQUIREMENT NOT MET, STUDENT ON ACADEMIC PROBATION UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. SEE ADVISOR IMMEDIATELY.
Fuck.
Dave Strider is a junior in college and nearing the end of his rope. After two years of fumbling his way through his computer science and engineering classes, the other shoe has finally dropped: he's fucked it up. Coping comes in the form of a loud-mouthed barista that Dave can't seem to do anything except enrage, while Karkat seems incapable of getting Dave to fuck off for good, for better or for worse. With a month-long winter break looming, loneliness begins to set in. Shit gets dire, bro.
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I SAW YAOI ON TWITTER
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Fantastic Davekat fic that's ongoing :3
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Canon divergent post-game AU focused on Strilonde family fun times.
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The Best Antidote To A Bad Guy With A Sword Is A Chaotic Good Guy With Two Swords by Corvid_Knight
Fandoms: Homestuck, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
06 Mar 2019
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The last thing Dave Strider expected was for one of the more famous mutants in the world to show up at his Bro's apartment. Or maybe the last thing he expected was that the guy was here because he was hired to assassinate Bro. Or maybe it's that fucking Deadpool's packed him up to drag him halfway across the country.
This is all very fucking unexpected, honestly.
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- Part 8 of Mutantstuck
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ch 20
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Everyone is trolls, and Bro has trouble sleeping. An early Christmas gift to Arathe, and a highly speculative sequel to her Walk Before You Run.
In the non-canon domesticity of the far future, there is only porn.
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- Part 1 of Sex Before You Sleep
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Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...
"Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”
Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.
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An incredible fan work with a fantastic sense of tension and a better grasp on what makes these characters tick than some of the official writers have.
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Bro brings in his omega little brother to get him fixed with the all-natural, organic, healthy alternative to castration.
Dick shrinking via worm. Don’t think too hard about it!
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- Part 2 of Dystopian Omegaverse Fics
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Say what you want about trailer trash, but growing up in this environment offers a unique perspective on life.
Or: Dirk Strider grows up in a trailer park, all the while acutely aware of his billionaire older brother that has no idea he exists living two states away.
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Amazing story. Another special one I recommend pretty often. This Dirk...♡♡
Gosh, this DAVE is so good and funny. I hate him so much, lovingly. Poor guy. -
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This still lives in my head rent free.
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“I know this is like, super fucking weird,” he says with a small southern accent, adjusting a bag over his shoulder. “Letting a dude you’ve never met before into your house and all. I swear I’m not like… the fucking Zodiac Killer or anythin’ like that.”
“I don’t really care,” you say honestly, overly tired. “Even if you are a murderer as long as you clean up all the blood you’re good in my book.”
Dave breathes out a small laugh, exhaling once through his nose. “The bar is too low, dude.”
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You're D. Strider, famed bossy beta director, and you're taking a mandatory vacation back to Texas after making some highly unprofessional comments on set. Who better to comfort you than your possibly psychotic alpha brother?
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Glub Productions presents Eridan Ampora in: March Eridan by Kitsune_Heart for NatsuArt
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Mar 2014
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Based upon the Ampora's Pornstar Family AU by NatsuArt.
“Hey, Dad,” Eridan says, smiling
“Oh my god,” Meulin whispers. “Yes.
“Oh my god,” you whisper. “No.”
The metal buckle on Eridan’s belt isn’t secured well, far more decorative than functional, and it clicks with every step, holding attention to him. Which he really doesn’t need help with. Not with how his twin ponytails angle just barely down, drawing eyes to his stark collarbones. And the expanse of flat, barely toned stomach beneath the knotted—not buttoned—front of his white shirt. And not with the swish left and right, step by step, of his blue and black pleated skirt.
"Guess what time it is?” Eridan says.
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fuck yes x5
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You find an unconscious Dave Strider in a desolate street and he crashes at your place. Turns out, he's come all the way from Texas to find his bro, Dirk Strider.
What seems like a simple task soon evolves into something much more complicated when you finally locate Dirk, and realize three things.
One, Dave is hot as fuck.
Two, Dirk is also hot as fuck.
Three, they have the same taste in girls.“i warned you about the striders, bro. i told you dog!”
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Dave can definitely survive three years on this rock with no one but his sister and a pack of aliens. Even if those aliens don't have Alphas and Omegas and don't smell like anything at all. It's cool. Dave's cool. He can do this. It's only three years. He's sure he can get through a few heats alone.
There might just be one little snag with that - y'see, he's still bonded to a dead man.
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- Part 5 of Smells Like Belonging
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Bro is the bodyguard (henchman) of the wealthy eccentric director (vampire) David.
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Doc Scratch's School for Supernaturally Gifted Adolescents by medical
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Jul 2019
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One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.
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Soulmarks were supposed to be simple. Instead, Dave got two aliens. Karkat and Sollux got one human. And everyone? They got more than they bargained for.
As Earth falls and a rebellion crumbles, unlikely soulmates navigate trauma, tyranny, and the complexities of cross-species romance.
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dave couldn't stand that he saw his brother in that way.
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alternate title: timeline shenanigans: the fic
what happens when pieces are placed on the board that aren't supposed to be there?
Current Act: Act 3
Illustrations in chp.: 2, 6, 8, 14, 19, 28, 31, 46-
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Don't Point That Finger at Me Unless You Intend To Use It by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Sep 2013
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From the kink meme:
"so my idea, it's years after the game john can be anywhere from oh 17-23. for some odd reason he needs will be in texas for an undetermined amount of time and can't afford a hotel or renting his own place so dave suggests he stays at bro/daves apartment.
no instant 'in lust' sex(fantasizing or UST is fine), must be built up as they actually learn about each other instead of what they know from dave. feel free to put in random 'odd couple' shenanigans as they get use to living together."- Language:
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Very good, good story and OH MY GOD ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY rancid shit trash terrible ending tho
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GOD. WHAT A JOURNEY. This is considerably crack treated seriously, and I'm all for it. Terrible jokes, ill timed boners and ALL the awkward moments. Fuck. This shit is SO great. A bit sad the author gotta orphan this, but it's their decision and I wish the best for them.
SHIT I gotta bookmark which chapter got smut in it >:O
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Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.
Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.
And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.
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Chap 76
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