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Nearly three hundred years after the destruction of Earth at the hands of the Alternian Empire, Dave Strider enlists into the military in order to escape the colony work planet he was born on.
Karkat Vantas is masquerading as a rustblood on an Alternian imperial battleship, counting down the days until he is inevitably exposed as a mutant.
Dave and Karkat are pulled into one another's orbit by their respective societies' circumstances, then catapulted into something they could have never thought possible.
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Jake and John go to Grandpas.
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The Gods turn out to be a teensy wee bit more mortal than they initially expected.
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Welcome back - Bonus DirkJake for Chapter 15 of Sandwiches by Zuipperpipss
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jan 2026
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This slots into chapter 15 on Sandwiches, but can be read on its own as well.
Dirk has just arrived home after over a year's absence to find Jake squatting at his place. They uhhhhhh, are very happy to see each other :)))))) ...kind of.
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- Part 1 of Sandwiches Bonus Material
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John has made his choice. It was the only choice for him. Now nothing shall be the same...
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- Part 2 of Homestuck: Candied Meat
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Not a proper fic! Just me talking about my favorite thing for an extended period of time!
Also, to clarify, my name is Eridan, I have a serious Homestuck problem so yes I named myself after Eridan fucking Ampora.
Im going to show this to my psychiatrist so I can finally get my autism diagnosis
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Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.
He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.
He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.
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“Hmm, unaware? Well, nothing. I am just used to seeing you with the red shades and your trademark smile.” With that the robot floated to a different corridor for once not tied like a dog to its master.
The gates opened. Terezi saw the figure just a couple of steps away from her. The prince of heart attire, the spiky blond hair, the indifferent expression worn by him and of course the shades. Those shades that hid oneself and reflected the outer world, right now those shades were reflecting a teal blood troll, with red shirt with dark teal pants secured by suspenders, straight long hair, a pair of horns, the troll’s own pair of sharp red shades and bellow them a sharp smile.
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- Part 1 of Homestuck (Vriska/Terezi)
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She does not want the Royals there, almost as much as they do not want to be there. But there they are, standing tall in their best Dersite purples, vibrant eyes watching the Carapacian audience, their people as much as hers.
She out-ranks them all, on paper. In practice, however, it seems that her panel of eternal idiots do as they please.
When the Queen speaks, her words are direct and her message is clear: in one week, no sooner, no later, and for precisely twenty-four hours, Derse will play host to a small cadre of Prospitian dignitaries - the White Queen and her Royal court.
The Kingdom of Derse is isolated from the rest of the Incipisphere, or at least it is for those who can't find a way to make contact with the Kingdom of Prospit. But there are ways, and there are loopholes to every law. When the Prospitian delegates arrive a week after the Black Queen's announcement, as impossible as it seems, one of them is missing.
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Did you like the epilogues? Did you /read/ the epilogues? Oh, neither? Well, here's something else that could've happened instead.
I basically took the parts I liked from each timeline, added some of my own stuff, and here we are! Probably best read if you've read the epilogues, but you're not gonna be lost either way.
Most of it is fairly PG, but I will be adding content warnings to specific chapters as they come up!
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After years of being chained up, one day, Karkat wakes up in the streets of Houston, Texas. Home of one of the most famous movie directors of the late 21st century.
While on his way to work, Dave Strider finds inspiration for his next Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff movie.
One day on set, Karkat gets pulled into Dave's office. When an alien and a bi-curious (and just curious) human are in a room together...I think we all know what happens.(This fic is a davekat focus. Dirkjake is a side ship, and most tags do not apply to them)
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Dirk and Jake get new wrestling outfits and rile each other up on the set of Rumble In Da Pumpkin Patch.
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Do you ever find yourself stuck with two choices, and wonder how you wound up in this situation? How you just realized that you had wasted all the time that should've been yours to make something of yourself and reach out to the people who mattered most to you?
John Egbert faces this realization when confronted with a seemingly innocuous choice in the form of two meal options: Stay. Or Go. And he realizes just how bullshit it is; he wasted SEVEN YEARS OF HIS LIFE!! And no matter how much everyone tries to reassure him that people just drift apart, that this is just how things were going to turn out... he doesn't like what's happened to his friends.
But hey, what the fuck are Retcon powers for if not for having a Do-Over?
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- Part 1 of Homestuck: Candied Meat
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Karkat Vantas gets assigned to be the head of a charity program at the university he's attending. To his displeasure, this means he has to work with Dave Strider, another student at the university, who helps the school with media managment. Despite a rocky start, the two develop a friendship and stay in touch after the project, and something more blossoms between them.
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New chaptes every other week! (probably)
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So Jake kinda finds out Dirk is trans and instead of being a normal person he decides that it’ll be a good idea to tell Dirk he’s a faker
oh and for context Dirk has exercise induced asthma
inspired by the song “slur” by Jack Flowers & The Petal Tones go listen to it its tuff
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Jake works at a flower shop and Dirk is a tattoo artist at the tattoo parlor across the street... Need I say more?
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a dumb davekat college au I made and has worked into my brain
I update when I wantMet in highschool didn't really know each other slow burn in college oh yeah rosemary is there gotta have lesbians somehow yada yada they fake date as a joke to get back at someone and yeah
May be ooc for some parts because I suuuuuck at my job lmao
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CG: OH NO.
CG: ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO REPOPULATE THE EARTH?
AG: I call any8ody 8ut Eridan.
CA: hey rude
It is the last day of 2019. Nearly the entirety of the Earth’s population suddenly goes missing. All that’s left is a cabal of 20 teenagers with no clue what they’re doing.
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Much Ado About Bullshit by bye_bye_firefly, j4ckrabb1t, presidentkarkat
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Dec 2025
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After a messy breakup, Dave and Karkat struggle to avoid each other within the same friend group. It doesn't help that John is Dave's rebound. It doubly doesn't help that he's also Karkat's rebound.
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The Assassination of Gamzee Makara by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, Political RPF - Russian 20th c.
30 Dec 2025
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Queen Jane's beloved holy troll Gamzee Makara must die for the good of Prospit, and King Jake's friends think they can do it. How hard can it be to kill this love machine? Oh, that hard?
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