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You come home after a grueling work day expecting to sink headfirst into bed, but your little chef of a boyfriend has cooked up a perfect storm in the kitchen. Just let him treat you nice, get some food in ya, maybe even kiss the tension out of you... after a smoke, of course.
for anon, for requested: "can we get maybe something fluffy and romantic with him. love you mrs. columbo but we can share 🫶🏼 just play in the space with meee"
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Salt in The Wound by knives4cash
Fandoms: Carol (2015), The Price of Salt - Patricia Highsmith, Columbo
19 Dec 2025
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“You met Harge. And you're surprised someone would try to kill him?” Therese asked, watching the police officer through her sunglasses.
He glared out at a boat sailing on the lake, his arms crossed. “...I’m surprised it was you,” he explained.
After several moments of silence, Therese sipped her lemonade, the ice clinking in her crystal glass.
He turned his glare on her. “Don’t you have anything to say?” he demanded as he pulled out his handcuffs.
Therese considered it for a few moments, eyes darting between him, his handcuffs, and his holster. She raised her glass and toasted, “Happy Fourth of July.”
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White Christmas by fangirl_squee
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Columbo
19 Dec 2025
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Miles meets Phoenix's grandfather.
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Imperial Handler Jacquline Cassidy has found herself in a surprisingly tenuous position. After a botched operation against the rebel menace, her guilt-ridden superior had tried to pin the blame on her and her "Pilot Rehabilitation Program", threatening to shut it down for good, and forcing the handler to take drastic, bloody actions. Unfortunately for Cassidy, this is only the start of her problems. Pursued by a strange detective, Cassidy races to cover up her crimes before the consequences of her actions can finally catch up with her.
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"Oh, pictures. I love pictures! I'm in lots of pictures. Every time my wife and I, we go to the beach, she's always pulling a cameras out - one of those newfangled ones, the little handhelds, I bought her one and she went crazy about it, absolutely crazy - and after we get them developed she puts them up everywhere. I'm everywhere. You've got me sitting, me standing, me playing with Dog here -"
"They weren't those type of pictures, Lieutenant. If you know what I mean."
"Oh? Oh, silly me! You mean sexy pictures! I don't mind that at all. I was in a few myself, once upon a time - very tasteful, stylized sort of business -"
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L.A. summer swept through the room, with all its thick air and its fan-surpassing heat and its mosquitoes and all its flies-
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Columbo tries to teach Dog some nose work, just in case it helps with his current case. It doesn't exactly work, but he rolls with the punches like he always does.
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You are Dog, and you’ve just woken up hungry in your car and Columbo isn’t there. Can you track Columbo down, help catch the murderer, and earn yourself a doggy treat? And, more importantly to a basset hound, how many naps will you take along the way? No matter what you do, though, you know that you’re a good Dog and that Columbo will always love you.
A Choose Your Own Adventure story.
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After the bodies of the killer's he's slain are discovered by divers, Dexter Morgan fears the worst. He is then pleasantly surprised to discover that the lead investigator on the case is a clunky and goofy LAPD lieutenant named Columbo. Dexter now thinks he is free, or is he? As Columbo proves to be more of a challenge for the crafty blood splatter analyst than he originally thought.
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adventures of mini dino by Cat_Party, It_was_the_coffee, mondaddy
Fandoms: Original Work, House M.D., Old Hollywood, Columbo, The X-Files
23 Nov 2025
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you know you wanna click it 😏
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click for 3 inch tall dino 😏
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Twenty years apart, Columbo and Colter Shaw investigate the same crime, trying to find a stolen painting that tells a century old story in an investigation spanning four generations of a family. But only after they figure out the real worth of the painting, they find the key to unlock the lies and betrayal, connecting the past to the present.
A late treat for Crossworks 2025
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They will never see Mrs. Columbo and it’s just a little forfeit for the quiet and happy family life of their lieutenant.
And it was true that Columbo never took his wife out, to keep his life calm.
And at the same, time it was a lie.
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Nikdy neuvidí paní Columbovou a je to jen malá daň za klidný a šťastný rodinný život jejich poručíka.
A byla to pravda, že Columbo nikdy nevyvedl svoji manželku, aby měl klidný život.
A zároveň to byla lež.
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My attempt to answer the question of how would Lieutenant Columbo handle the Chesapeake Ripper case from the TV series "Hannibal". An analysis will be included in the final chapter, i intend for this work to be a sort of "intelligence based death battle".
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[ART] A buncha Bois by SuperElephant
Fandoms: Amadeus (1984), A Nightmare on Elm Street (Movies 1984-1994), Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Columbo, Jönssonligan (Movies), Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, 101 Dalmatians (Disney Animated Movies)
07 Nov 2025
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Drawings of characters in fandoms I like. Some are going to simple sketches some are fully rendered. Most of them are old men who takes 90% of my thinking space.
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Detective Columbo is an omega police detective in an alpha’s world. He’s no stranger to using society’s underestimation of him to his advantage. But when an unexpected pregnancy upends his quiet home life with his alpha wife, Columbo must balance instinct, family, and the demands of a job that can’t wait.
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The door opened, before he could decide whether to be graciously accommodating, or brusquely dismissive. A smallish figure shambled in, more raincoat than man, with a mess of curls - mess being the operative word - and a sheepish expression. He looked to be somewhere between his late thirties and early fifties, but where, precisely, was unclear.
“Ah, so sorry to bother you, I can see you’re busy, but, if I might just have a word with a Mr …” - the man surreptitiously checked a notebook, as if his failure of memory might somehow be hidden from plain sight - “Elias Bowtchard?”
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Midnight Blue - An Alan Pardew Investigation | Part I by dweeb3000
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, L.A. Noire, Midsomer Murders - All Media Types, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - All Media Types, Columbo
15 Sep 2025
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Former professional football player and manager, Alan Pardew, has left the game behind him to take up a long held dream career as a private detective. His dreams are answered fully when a blonde bombshell straight out of a noire novella comes to him seeking help, setting in motion the game of a lifetime.
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Too Early to be Morning but Here We Are by borzoieyes for AnxiousLittleBird
Fandoms: Columbo
26 Aug 2025
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Dog and Columbo have a little argument on a bench.
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Columbo gets exactly what he seems to ask for when Paul Hanlon loses his cool.