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    Kon is trying to seduce someone – he won’t tell Tim who – and he enlists Tim’s help to try to hone his flirtation skills. This surely won’t end in disaster for Tim, who’s had a thing for Kon practically since they met.

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    Ocean snoops on Misha's phone and thinks he has a secret trans girlfriend. Because being bisexual and dating Noel is impossible, right? Humor.

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  3. 14

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    When the war ended, and all was said and done - Draco Malfoy was finished with the Wizarding World. Assuming a new name, estranged from his family, friends and every ally he’s ever had, he set off into the world to make his own way… and ended up one of the most popular rockstars of the Muggle World.
    When Harry Potter finds himself listening to the radio on his way to work, he can’t help but identify with the lyrics being sung - and his suspicion raises when the band is identified as “Scorpius”.
    Who is Drake Hale? How can he so intimately relate to Harry?
    Harry Potter plans on finding out.

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    “Um,” Hayden started, and his whole face was flushed red. Shane couldn’t remember the last time he’d seen Hayden look so flustered. “Lily sent you a dick pic.”

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    Hayden sees a dick pic from “Lily” and comes to exactly the wrong conclusion.

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    Everyone is always saying Jesse is so nice. He's not very nice to her.

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  6. 98

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    Enji does not understand the appeal of apps like "instagram" and is no where near fluent in the language of Emojis. Luckily for him, Fuyumi is here to educate him in the ways of flirting via DM's.

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    What happens when Lucia and Trevor match on Tinder? Hilarity ensues, as expected.

    I highly advise you imagine Trevor as Steven Ogg, the voice actor.

    If there’s popular demand, this one-shot may evolve into something bigger and more serious.

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    Momo reached into the canvas bag and pulled out a pink binder and two books. Katsuki glanced at the spines of the books and saw the titles “The New Kama Sutra,” and “Becoming Cliterate.” He had been blushing before but now he felt his whole body start to blanch, and he felt light-headed.

    “I’ve already read these and found them quite informative,” Momo said as she placed the books on his desk. She then turned her attention to the pink binder in her hands. It had a printed title on the front that said “Sex Planner.” Katsuki’s brain stopped working at that point.

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    After inadvertently hearing some gossip about their lack of having love lives, Momo Yaoyorozu propositions Katsuki Bakugou to embark on a quest to gain carnal knowledge. For science!

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  9. 5

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    hard core gay sex, cheating, 007n7 bottoming yeah

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    It’s the quality that gets him first. The profile photo looks like it's been taken with a semi-professional camera: it's sharp and remarkably unposed compared to most people on Tinder. The guy in the photo is the size of a fucking fridge but with Marilyn Monroe’s waistline, accentuated by the way he’s standing half-twisted towards the camera.

    He’s also in the process of getting arrested.

    Steve, 28, it says under the photo. New York City. Some say I have an arresting personality. This photo is from my good side. The other has a shiner.

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    Ilya is giving Cliff a ride to the club. Should be fine right until an overly horny Shane Hollander starts texting his husband. But Ilya can’t be on his phone and drive that would be dangerous. So he has his best friend Cliff Marlow answer for him. It gets steamy.

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    “What are you looking at, Eddie?” As soon as the words leave his mouth he realizes just how flirty he sounds, but he can’t stop himself from continuing on, “Oh sorry none of my business, privacy of your own home and I, I respect that, but–”

    Eddie realizes what he’s doing a second too late, leaping forward to try and stop him. Buck reaches down to grab the ipad, flips it over, and then nearly drops it to the floor. It feels like slow motion the way his hands have started to tremble and he struggles for a second to lock it—his own startled reflection staring back at him from the black screen once he finally does.

    Eddie’s there seconds later, jerking the tablet out of his grip. He clutches it to his chest. They both stare at one another, for the first time in their friendship at a complete and total loss for words.

    It’s silent, just the sound of the fridge humming in the background. Buck’s own heartbeat thunders loudly in his ears. Eddie’s gaze has dropped down to the floor and he’s refusing to meet Buck’s eye anymore.

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    Buck flips the ipad and finds it open to Grindr—specifically, to the dick pic he'd sent to a headless torso with great abs an hour ago.

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    [He finally pauses the TV on Hollander’s taunting, gloating face, a tight, heavy kind of heat throbbing in him. Then he glances down to his dick. He’s been palming it through his sweatpants, not fully committed yet, and the press of it against the gray fabric…

    He grabs up his phone and takes a picture, thumbing down through his texts.

    Ilya: You should fight more often [Image attached]
    Jane: Jesus christ

    Ilya grins. Faster than he expected]

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    Ilya watches the Hunter-Hollander fight.

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    Hayden crosses the room and grabs his phone off the bed. “Why did you just text me, weirdo?”

    Shane frowns. “What, I didnt–”

    Wait.

    “Oh god.” Shane scrambles off his bed. “Hayden, please don’t open that.”

    Hayden looks up from his phone. “What? Why?”

    “Uh–” Shane looks down. His face is burning, he’s sure of it. “I… I think I accidentally sent you something that was supposed to be for… someone else.”
     


    Or, Shane accidentally sends a dick pic to his best friend Hayden Pike.

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  15. 85

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    Xie Lian has been sexually repressed all his life, but everything changed when the artist and entrepreneur Hua Cheng became his boyfriend. Now he’s desperate to overcome his fear, and thankfully Hua Cheng is more than happy to help him through it, one step at a time.

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  16. 75

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    Let me lay it out for you, so there’s no misunderstanding. If you can stop pretending for five seconds that you don’t want me the way I want you, you can have me tonight.

    Or, Hyunjin fucks you stupid.

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    Jesse learns the hard way that sending dick pics is often not the smartest choice. Or is it?

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  18. 49

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    Utahime just wanted a little girl time. She didn’t expect a group project. Turns out, relaxation has some very complicated implications.

    Lesson learned: When you ask a friend for "stress relief," you should probably specify the number of participants beforehand.

    Originally meant to be a one-shot. Oops. Now it's 16k words of filthy fun, pervy humor, everyone in-character (despite their best efforts) and no degrading language.

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    “So, Dr. Robby, have you ever heard of the term 'sugar dating?'”

    Robby chokes on air and feels a familiar heat of embarrassment traveling up his neck toward his ears. Yeah, this is definitely a discussion he shouldn't be having with an intern.

    Or, Santos has a friend and Robby finds out there are some perks to having money. Those two facts may just be connected.

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  20. 17

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    the kinktober fics (and one whumptober fic) that i wrote for what i have dubbed pittober 2025!!

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