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Weighed down by a lack of prey, a crushing quota, and unbearable overheating, N's day is only made worse when J arrives to beat and insult him as usual. He takes it-until he doesn't.
All it takes is one brief fit of uncontrollable rage to end his torment-and unleash the consequences. Good or bad, he'll have to live with them now-and that includes his newly resurrected leader.
Hopefully he won't lose his mind in the process.
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tdlr; N finally grows a spine in the most traumatic way possible and tries to remedy it N style. Results may vary ;)Series
- Part 1 of Radical AUs
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Lizzy and Thad take Uzi out to a club for her 21st birthday. Uzi, being an anti-social misfit, is sure she’ll hate it. But when she meets the staff she thinks that maybe…it might not be as bad as she thought.
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Miles Elliot, a human from 2132, finds himself on Copper-9 and must survive in the harsh conditions.
After Uzi ate Cyn's core, she found her powers were stronger. However. Just because she is weakened, doesn't mean Cyn won't find other ways to meddle with the real world.
And a small fleet of ships finds a new home. Though, that home may need some remodeling.
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- Part 2 of A Series of Desperate Attempts.
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Однажды, в класс Узи переводится сразу три ученика. И ей было бы плевать на это, если бы не пара моментов, например: мало того что они кажутся ей знакомыми, так они ещё и ведут себя слишком навязчиво по отношению к ней.
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One day, three students are transferred to Uzi's class at once. And she wouldn’t care about it if it weren’t for a couple of things, for example: not only do they seem familiar to her, but they also behave too intrusively towards her.
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J has been stuck trying to fix the landing pod. Uzi, after being convinced by N, decides to reach out to her.
She succeeds in a way she never expected.
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The Maid, The Solver, and the Aussie by CaptainGalileo for Bluejayzz
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
20 Sep 2025
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To say that Tessa had an interesting life would be an understatement, watching her parents die would suck for most but eh Tessa never got close with them, losing her drones however that sucked, now she's joining Jc Jenson to get them back starting with J.
(please note this is a Jessa fic, it starts in the gala and it might be awhile til we get to copper 9 which should stay the same until ep 6)
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They Were Connected At The Back Of The Head by KingGunshot
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
20 Sep 2025
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2 years had passed since Uzi had saved Copper-9 from destruction, and despite the shocking changes she's undergone since eating the Solver's core, the insufferable demon living in her tail, and the fact that one of her closest friends refuses to stop brutally maiming people, her life had finally began settling down into some form of normalcy....
...So of course, it was only a matter of time before a squad of drones claiming to represent a newly revived JCJenson showed up on the planet asking to resume mining operations, among them being some familiar faces from the past....
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- Part 1 of Substitute
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J never got her happy ending, hell her entire story hasn't been happy. But her story isn't over yet, we still have a few chapters to go, characters to meet, twists to reveal. J deserves to get to the end of her story, to discover what a happy ending looks like.
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One month ago, a certain landing pod lifted off, veering into the horizon, and with it went J into the unknown. N is worried. Can his former leader make it out there all by herself? V is uncertain. What will become of J when left to her own devices? Uzi is relieved. For now, that is one less problem for the colony to worry about.
A thousand miles away, an isolated disassembly drone prepares to make her triumphant return to Outpost-3. However, a month of isolation has certainly done a number on her, both physically and mentally. Oh well, one problem at a time, as Tessa would say...
(My interpretation of how to kick off a Season 2 of Murder Drones. Dedicated to user JuliusAstrea.)
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- Part 1 of Stout's Murder Drones Collection
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J, N, and V have long been known for their violent behavior, gleefully feasting on thousands of workers without any remorse. So caught up in their work that they do not think about what they once were, regardless if they remember or not.
An errant lightning strike changes that, and resets them to a simpler, more innocent time. Waking up, they quickly realize that they are no longer in the manor they once worked in, nor are they in their original bodies anymore.
One question rings through their heads; What happened to them?
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- Part 2 of Radical AUs
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Otherworldly Exterminators (BOOK 1) by Pl4gueMaster
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), Original Work
14 Sep 2025
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A group of strange destruction machines from a world that only know war fall on a cold planet, Now in a strange and unknown world, they will try to find a way to return their home but first saving this new universe!. Meeting new friends and enemies and a dark past lurking in search of revenge against them...
A massive AU, where we will explore not only this group of strange machines if not also the characters of the OG series, there will be a lot of changes compared to the OG series and they are very interesting.
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- Part 1 of OE au series.
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In the original universe, Uzi ventured outside the doors and encountered N. In an unexpected turn, she used her railgun to blow off his head. Mistaking Uzi for a disassembly drone, N revealed details about the disassembly drone squad, which soon returned. Uzi managed to escape while N began to recover his lost memories—and the rest is history.
In other universes, a similar sequence of events unfolds, but instead of N, it's V or even J who faces off against Uzi. However, this universe tells a different story.
One year ago, Uzi Doorman secretly struck a deal with the disassembly drones. She offered them food and assistance in repairing their broken ship so they could leave Copper-9. But a year later, the situation has evolved. What began as a clandestine agreement has now blossomed into genuine friendship—a stark contrast to the tense negotiations of the past. Yet, their alliance remains a well-kept secret, one that the inhabitants of Copper-9 remain completely unaware of. -
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When Uzi's solver abilities activate earlier than in canon, she and Doll wind up working together to take their revenge on the murder drones. But when it actually comes down to the wire, they learn that the reality of their plot is much more complicated than it seemed.
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Or in other words, a Murder Drones AU where Uzi has her solver from the start and she and Doll work together. Also I changed some other stuff because I felt like it. I'm aiming for weekly updates but... writer's block sucks y'all.Series
- Part 2 of A Tale of Two Solvers
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It Was All Yellow... (CYNORI: Phase One) by Doodle_Dood02
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
27 Aug 2025
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What If:
While Nori was being possessed by the solver, something else happened? What if Cyn (who is not the same entity as the solver) had communicated with Nori through the void of eternal darkness while she was being possessed? What if these two women, somehow, someway, merged into one? (Basically, what if Cyn was Uzi's mom lol)
What If:
Yeva was a simp (lmao), and Mitchell WAS actually Doll's father? And Thad was her twin brother? Solver Doll/Thad duo?
Khan did something far worse than in canon?
And if Uzi had yellow eyes and sliver hair just like her mother, as well as those murder drones... and despite all Uzi's time and effort to try to prove she wasn't a bootleg killer robot, wanting to save everyone in the bunker who hated her... ended up becoming one out of spite?
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All of these questions, and more will be answered!
This is my first ever fanfic, and I hope you all enjoy the overarching story of 'CYNORI!'There will be three phases in total, split into six acts (and a fourth phase with a ton of one-shots eventually), IWAY is only the first!
Future phases will have their own pages!I also made tons of art for this, featured in every chapter!
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- Part 1 of CYNORI
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Trials and tribulations of cross species relationships by Demondogweed
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
24 Aug 2025
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J and Tessa are finally together. No masters to discard them, no parents to control them and nothing but time to get comfortable with each other.
But J has her issues with her body and Tessa likes to test her limits.
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Tessa and J have sex and everything around that.
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A Toast to the Past, Present, and Future by StoutShako42Refined
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
22 Aug 2025
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Alcohol, or gasoline, loosens lips. After a night of drinking, N has a few things to share.
(Note: Author does not endorse the consumption of alcohol. Drinking is written for the sake of story-telling only. Please be responsible!)
One-Shot, part 9 (Penultimate Part) of my Murder Drones Angst One-Shot series. You do not need to read the other parts to enjoy this one, but I sincerely hope you do!
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- Part 9 of Murder Drones Angst One Shots
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J and V... They have sex, I guess.
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Darling It's Better, Down Where It's Wetter by Huge_Lesbian_Yuri_Fans
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
15 Aug 2025
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Uzma Nicole Doorman is a sickly child
Uzma is also willing to fight tooth and nail to live her life to the fullest
She's...normal. As normal as an angsty emo teen can be, atleast
That is, until one day, she spots teens playing in the water
She asks to join them
...They're fucking mermaids
Or:
I have lost all sanity and decided to make a mermaid AU
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Prettiest girl in the world (REUPLOAD) by Notadreamurr
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
13 Aug 2025
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As the title says this is a re upload of my trans j fic. I headcannon her as trans because of her original design. She was originally supposed to be a boy and this is just my take on how she realized she's was trans and came out.