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In order to celebrate your new job your friend Sam decided a girls night is in order . Too bad you guys start the night a little too early and now none of the clubs want to let you in. Never one to give up , you guys find a bar that is a lot more lenient when it comes to clientele. Sam takes no time in seducing the bouncer and while you think you've found a partner for the night in the baritone voiced Johnny Splash it seems he has other ideas for the pacing for this relationship.
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Hooked on a Feeling by ellunelol
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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"We're The Hanks!"
Through your many years of watching and managing performances at The Breaker Box, not a single one of them captured you the way this band of himbos did. Though this could also be taken literally, considering the fact that when Red Bowl took these guys, they whisked you away too, thinking you were their sole manager. But hey, what could go wrong? -
Coffee Shop Cutie by DragonflyOverWater
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Dec 2025
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You're an anxious fan fiction writer who just moved to a new city. One fateful day you decide to try a coffee shop close to your apartment.
Featuring the Hanks born as humans, a classic meet cute, and everything that happens after.
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- Part 3 of Objects Born Human
- Part 3 of Hankering for Himbos
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“The Nutcracker’s True Love”- A Holiday Hank 5 x Hector Tale by GreenMagicalGuy
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Dec 2025
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Little Heloisa learns the story of how her parents came together during one magical Blissmas season. With some creative liberties taken by Hank 2, of course, who narrates the tale. And by some creative liberties taken, that means many were taken. Eventually, however, it becomes more than a child’s Blissmas story when uninvited guests want to hear it, too.
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call it love or black magic by kit_kat_katie07
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Dec 2025
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our life is forever changed after two brief encounters with the Crown Prince of Eros, Volt, and his betrothed, Eddie. you slowly fall in love with them, despite the loss of one of your parents, but your happy ending is threatened by an old debt to the witch that terrorizes your small village.
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DATE EVERYTHING TIME by Jupiter_Crawford
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Dec 2025
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DUDE I FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE WIP OF THIS BEFORE ITS MY 2ND ATTEMPT GAH.
anyways hi guys this like i guess a you choose what i write thing (along with me writing my own stuff) cause i'm very much a silly little fella.
THIS WILL CONTAIN SMUT AND VERY INTENSE KINKS AND FETISHES (most likely) SO THIS IS A HEAD WARNING NOW! I will have chapters labeled with if its angst, wholesome or smut along with possible tws. If this isn't something you seem like reading though i have another fanfic thats based off Kevin Spencer!
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Date Everything: Deleted Scenes by FulmenUrbosae
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
21 Dec 2025
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Each chapter is a one-off sex scene between the reader and one of the Date Everything objects. Choose your dialogue to determine how the scene progresses!
Chapter 1: Timothy Timepiece
Chapter 2: Duncan "Dunk" Shuttlecock
Chapter 3: Regina "Reggie" Rejection
Chapter 4: The Hanks
Chapter 5: Wallace
Chapter 6: Tyrell
Chapter 7: Captain Jacques Pierrot
Chapter 8: Henry Hoove
Chapter 9: Tony
Chapter 10: Telly
Chapter 11: Timmy
Chapter 12: Abel
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What Are you Wearing? by a99jazzybean
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
21 Dec 2025
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Requested on tumblr: Eddie and volt getting jealous cause reader is wearing a scandalous outfit at a party and reader is getting a lot of attention from others.
You trusted Mac to order you a holiday outfit for a party, turns out that was a mistake. Now you are stuck wearing a scandalous outfit that has you turning heads. Volt and Eddie can't have that, so they decide to show you who you belong to.
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- Part 8 of 12 Days of Ficmas
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Extended isolation on a cold tile floor would drive any man crazy after long enough. Jean Loo, at one point, thought he was stronger, that he could patiently wait for the player to come earn his love.
After months and months of daily visits without a single conversation, he regrets everything, realizing he'd been entirely forgotten about.
Too devastated to continue holding out hope, Jean Loo risks being unable to be realized at all. It's up to his old friends in their new human forms to show him that life is still worth living, even if they don't really understand just how horrible it is to live the life of a neglected toilet.
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The Hanks’ Greatest Adventure Yet: Fatherhood by cheeseyblue
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
19 Dec 2025
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Since they had become humans, the Hanks knew that their little home of five would never stay as-is.
It all began with a dream-Five's dream-and from there it snowballed from a "what if" to a "when and how". Of course, the Hanks were nowhere near prepared to raise a child, had no idea honestly where to get one (long gone was the weird genderfuckery of being a multi-dimensional object/being) so that dream ended up…well, a little bit on the back burner while they secured jobs and a stability they needed in their new human lives.
They never stopped thinking about it, though. Never stopped dreaming.
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OrThe Hanks become Dads
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Swept Off Your Feet by violetvulpine
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
19 Dec 2025
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After an unfortunate slip on the stairs and a twisted ankle, Farya orders you to a week off your feet.
The dateables take this as a challenge to carry you everywhere.
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Honeybee December Request by HiddenSloths
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
18 Dec 2025
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Though you really love your five himbo boyfriends, something has been plaguing your mind for a long time.
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BCat-23 December Request by HiddenSloths
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
18 Dec 2025
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Time alone with Hanks 1 and 4 get hot and steamy
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24 Hours of Night by WAMF_Official
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
18 Dec 2025
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In 48 hours, hot new TTRPG Bladelung will kick off with the sexiest launch party Brazil has ever seen.
Which is unfortunate, because a freak radio storm has paused travel over Nevada airspace. Stuck in Sin City Parker, Chance, and Wren could sit in the airport and wait for the all-clear on air traffic... but there's so many dang games in those casinos... and they're stuck here for at LEAST 24 hours so... what the hell, right?
After all, everybody ever gets lucky in Vegas!
(Updates every Wednesday! Follow me on Tumblr @WAMF_Unofficial!)
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Hank 3's Triumphant Return to Topping by cheeseyblue
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
17 Dec 2025
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"You got work today?" He asked between kisses, letting his tongue slowly drag over the curve of H1nk's Adam's apple.
"Nope," H1nk replied, popping the "p", "Got the day off…so it's just you and me, baby~"
H3nk grinned, biting down on a particularly soft patch of skin under H1nk's ear, his hands slowly creeping up the front of H1nk's sweater to trace underneath his pecs. He could feel the soft metal of H1nk's nipple piercings brushing at his knuckles, begging to be played with.
"Yeah?" The redhead breathed, hot and low in H1nk's ear, "Got a few ideas on how to pass the time-"
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After his grand, soul-searching endeavor of taking it up the ass for all his boyfriends, Hank 3 is ready to get back into the saddle and provide his now husbands some good old fashioned redheaded loving!!!
Part 2 (kinda) to Hank 3's Adventures in Bottoming, ft. our Switch King Hank 3 loving up on all his boys and absolutely wrecking their shit
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The Hanks and The Heartstring! by UnknownArtist27
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Dec 2025
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(Y/N) never planned on joining a band again—until she collides with 'The Hanks!', a chaotic, rising rock group with a once-in-a-lifetime chance to win the contest that could put them at the top of the charts. The prize? A record deal with one of the largest labels in the world, Red Bowl!
With The Hanks at her side, (Y/N) will have to find her rhythm again, crank up the volume, and play louder than the past that tried to keep her quiet. -
Falling Apart at the Seams by LostSoulRedemption
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Dec 2025
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Honestly, you should have known something like this was going to happen. The universe seemed to pendulum swing between smiling upon you and being your absolute reckoning.
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You were a baby witch just starting to learn your craft when the Dateviators crashed through your window, so - of course - having your own brand of magic combine with 'magic furniture fuck glasses' was bound to cause problems. A simmer pot you were making spilled all over your clothes, leading to Dirk turning into a human for a day. What could possibly go wrong?
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Date Everything Short Stories by m_zne
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Dec 2025
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A series of short stories taking place in the world of Date Everything!
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You are like breathing freedom by acutekidney
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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You're a newly folded paper airplane that gets caught up in Hector's grate. He's a little surprised with the sudden encounter but does his best to help, and you seem very trusting and sweet... Though he insists you're impressive (and pretty), you're rather clumsy, and keep getting stuck with him. A friendship blooms, and you're the first to show him love, and that his efforts are highly appreciated even by other objects.
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Mixtapes and Extreme Sports by HiddenSloths
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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You have finally finished Realizing all your Dateables, with The Hanks and Bodhi lingering with you in your home. But, as everyone becomes comfortable with each other, romance begins to bloom between everyone.