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Quigley's Quagmire by OutlawVolunteer
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
02 Mar 2025
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When a family reunion turns into a talk about figurative fires, Quigley is intrigued. He tries to find out more, but a literal fire thwarts him, and his mother helps him down a ladder through a trap door. After a long, tense wait, he decides to investigate, but the trap door won't budge. All alone, there's only one thing he can do: find a way out and reunite with his family.
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Twisted Temptations by mad4marvelxdisney
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
19 Feb 2025
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Elliot’s lost a lot because of the schism: his job, his family… all because of VFD. Who wouldn’t jump at the chance for vengeance?
Even if it comes at a cost… something the Baudelaire orphans are about to discover.
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the porch light's on (come on in if you wanna) by plantparent404
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
05 Jan 2025
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"This is ridiculous. There can't be no one out here.
Can there?"
In which Klaus is forced to spend the summer before college with Monty and his distressingly handsome farmhand, Duncan. Maybe... it won't be all bad?
(title from Meanwhile Back at Mama's by Tim McGraw)
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- Part 7 of dunklaus babey!
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Why is this book different from all other books? by sianitha
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
14 Nov 2024
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Sunny discovers something she can never share.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 509
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 114
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Unfortunate by Slimy_Vidiot
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
24 Jul 2024
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Years after the Baudelaire mansion burns down, The Quagmire triplets discover that their father has been murdered, with the help of Violet and Klaus Baudelaire they try and solve their fathers murder and all the others that have polluted the town of Boston, Massachusetts.
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- Part 1 of Unfortunate (Asoue Horror AU)
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Your Chariot Awaits by OutlawVolunteer
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
17 Dec 2023
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Klaus take Isadora on a date? Not if her family has anything to say about it. (AU)
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The Quagmire Sextuplets AU by Theweirdslingshot
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
01 Aug 2023
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It's not often you see an asoue AU in the perspective of the Quagmires story. It's not often either you see the Quagmires as sextuplets. This, my friends, is going to be very fucking chaotic.
Note: Here’s an edit from some years later. Sometimes I will spell sextuplets as ”sixtuplets”. This is because English is not my first language and no one told me I had misspelled it this whole time.
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Watching the Story of the Baudelaire Orphans (Season 1) by PadawanofObiWanKenobi
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
05 Apr 2023
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I suppose you've heard the unfortunate story of the Baudelaire orphans? Well, if you have, I'm here to show you a different way of what happened. Because, in the future, anything is possible. And, what if, one day, a girl decided to travel back in time to give these four children, who have a very unfortunate life, a chance at a better life. Who knows? Maybe now, everything will change.
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- Part 1 of Watching A Series of Unfortunate Events
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In Which the Baudelaires and Quagmires Get An Actual Competent Guardian by Lupin_and_Tonks_Forever
Fandoms: Iron Fist (TV), Daredevil (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Sherlock (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), Kingsman (Movies), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Alex Rider (TV 2020)
13 Sep 2022
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Just like the title says, the Baudelaires and Quagmires get an actual competent guardian. As anyone familiar with my work could tell you this fic is a wild ride. This fic is a mix of the books and the tv shows for both A Series of Unfortunate Events and Alex Rider.
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a madness most discreet, a choking gall and a preserving sweet by eponnia
Fandoms: HANDLER Daniel - Works, A Series of Unfortunate Events - All Media Types, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
19 Apr 2022
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At the VFD Headquarters' grand opening, Kit considers her future between Dewey and Olaf.
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Insistent by Lesbian_in_Leather
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
14 Dec 2021
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A look at Esmé and Georgina's relationship, mostly from the point of view of the other Volunteers. Set pre-schism, and pre-Esmé's marriage (I've decided that her maiden name was Squalor, since of course Jerome wouldn't argue about taking her name)
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Sing Your Song Sweet Music Man by ShirubiSweetie
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
29 Oct 2021
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"You could always ask to be relocated," Jacquelyn suggested, not looking up from her handbook and notes. "I'm sure you could be placed with a different mentor."
"And end up with who? No way, I could get stuck with the sad Snicket, no one wants that," Gustav said, scrunching up his face.
"Lemony isn't that bad," The woman said, finally setting her pen down and raising a perfect brow at her partner.
"You say that because you get Kit," Gustav rolled his eyes, flopping into the chair beside her. "You get to spend time with the Snickets."
"They're all pretty odd too," she said, putting a hand on his shoulder. "If you're really unhappy, maybe they could switch you to the Beaudelaires. I've heard they're very nice."
"I can't do that," Gustav groaned.
"Why?"
"Because he's so handsome, Jackie!"
"Don't call me Jackie."
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Before the Fall by Thewriter680
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
05 Apr 2021
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-Set over a decade before the Unfortunate Events took place-
It is the downfall of VFD and members are being summoned to defend their positions. Mr. Quagmire is trying to leave without his wife noticing. Knowing she isn’t in the condition to fight.
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Tongue Tied by Rat_Calculus
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
28 Mar 2021
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A college AU with the sugar bowl gen.
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The sugar bowl generation hoes through the ups and downs of teenage years.(Shit gets sad)
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Misery Loves Company [A Violet Snicket AU] Part Two by VFDBaudelaireFile13
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) RPF, A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
23 Sep 2020
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...You shouldn't be here. None of us should have ever had the chance to be here...this tale could have been prevented but alas here we are.
I am sorry to say that it is my solemn duty to report the events of the lives of Violet Snicket and her two younger half-siblings, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire. The lives of these three very unfortunate orphans has just got a little bit crazier. When Count Olaf starts involving Violet in his fiendish plots, the three orphans have to battle him together and also try to solve the mysteries surrounding the deaths of their parents and why they have been targetted by an unhinged lunatic.
The stakes are higher, everything is much more dire.
If you are now joining us and have no idea how this story got to where it is now, I would advise you to look away but if you choose to ignore all my warnings: https://ao3-rd-3.onrender.com/works/20307649/chapters/48143287 (follow the link to part one)
Part two consists of The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital and The Carnivorous Carnival. Updates will be posted on a day to day basis.
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- Part 2 of Misery Loves Company
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The Woeful Wedding by Alice_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
25 Jun 2020
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It's the day of Kit Snicket and Dewey Denouement's wedding- but that doesn't mean the Baudelaire-Snicket-Markson family will manage to stay out of trouble. Between Beatrice's controversial wedding outfit, some literal musical bumps and an unfortunately timed argument, they manage to turn the event into a disaster.
And all of that is before Carmelita Spats accidentally unleashes a batch of scones upon a group of unsuspecting mourners- a batch of scones that contains a rather special ingredient...
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- Part 5 of Stain'd Girls (Derry Girls AU)
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Castle on a Cloud by midas_touch_of_angst
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
11 Apr 2020
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The Woman with Hair but No Beard nodded. “Infant servants are so troublesome,” she said. “I had an infant servant once — a long time ago, before the schism.”
“Before the schism?” Olaf said, and Sunny wished Klaus were with her, because the baby did not know what the word “schism” meant. “That is a long time ago. That infant must be all grown up by now.”
“Not necessarily,” the woman said, and laughed again.
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- Part 12 of A Series of Unfortunate Events - One Shots
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A series of unfortunate events - A murder mystery by Theweirdslingshot
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
15 Mar 2020
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The duchess of Winnipeg had invited a big deal of her friends and family to stay at her big mansion. Unfortunately, one after one mysteriously starts to die...
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The Dismal Detention by Alice_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
16 Feb 2020
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The first day of term can already be an unpleasant experience- but for Violet, Klaus, Isadora, Fiona and new girl Carmelita, it's about to get way worse, thanks to a stolen diary, a tough twelve-year-old and an unfortunate coincidence...
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- Part 1 of Stain'd Girls (Derry Girls AU)
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Together We Make a Family by TheWinterSldier
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
06 May 2019
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Uncle Monty knew exactly who 'Stephano' was, and when he confronted him in the parking lot Count Olaf threw away his plan to wait until they were in the privacy of Monty's home to get rid of him and make it look like an unfortunate accident.
Killing him in the parking lot, taking his truck containing the children, and driving off seemed good enough now.
Fortunately, some mysterious men came to their aid. The children were able to grow up with their Uncle Monty and learn more than they could have possibly imagined about the lives of their guardian and their parents.
(The Together We Make a Family series will be made up of this main story, and oneshots/short stories about different points in the Baudelaires' lives growing up with their Uncle Monty)
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- Part 1 of Together We Make a Family