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“Well… You know… Fuck it, I’ll take you camping then,” the smile slipped off of his stupid fucking face as he realized what the fuck he had just said. What he had just fucking offered.
By the stunned look on Chrissy’s face, he knew that his stupid fucking mouth went too far this time. What the fuck was he thinking!? Oh yeah, she’d definitely go along with this fucking plan. She had to have been itching for him, the fucking King of the Freaks, to take her, the gorgeous and popular head cheerleader and Queen of Hawkins High, on a fucking camping trip for a fucking week during fucking spring break—
“Okay…”
“Huh?”
Or... Maybe all it takes is one van and one big sleeping bag for two people escape the curse of Hawkins for a week.
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Eddie chuckled before he sat up and leaned forward, his elbows resting on his knees as he grinned, “Abso-fucking-lutely not.”
“What do you mean ‘absolutely not’, dork!?” Erica crossed her arms across her chest as she spat out, “You told me to get new players to join the cause. You said you’d help me teach them DnD so I could start my own club at my school.”
“Yeah, I said to get players, but I didn’t say to get…” he gestured dismissively with his hand and scoffed, “This…”
“Oh, are we doing this again?” Erica’s eyes went wide in a mockingly innocent expression, “Do I need to remind you about when you thought I couldn’t play? And do I need to remind you how I wiped the floor with your precious Vecna campaign? Peter has potential, just like me—”
“Relax Lady Applejack,” Eddie smirked then pointed at Peter, “I’ve got no problem with that one, but that one,” he pointed at Chrissy, “That’s the one that I’ve got a problem with.”
“Me!?”
Or the Queen of Hawkins High gets roped into playing DnD by her younger brother and it turns out that the King of Hellfire is the dungeon master. I think we all know where this is going...
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“Guess who’s got a date tonight!?” Steve sing-songed just as Chrissy stepped through their apartment’s front door.
She dropped her commuter bag onto the bench by the front door and stared at Steve and his stupid smile that grew into a muppet grin. A grin that she longed to punch off his face…
“You?” she deadpanned. Trying desperately to act nonchalant as she pulled off her sensible yet professional shoes and placed them beneath the bench, hoping that she wasn’t the one that was doomed in this narrative.
“No, I don’t have a date,” Steve laughed and pointed at Chrissy with both index fingers, “But you do.”
“What!?”
“You’ve got a blind date, baby!” Robin appeared out of nowhere with her mouth gaping open like Statler while she and Waldorf laughed maniacally.
...Or the wonder twins set Chrissy up on a blind date and she runs into Eddie instead.
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She needed a break from her hectic life and emotionally distant fiancé and so did he… A coffee break that is!
What happens when former high school sweethearts return to their small hometown in Indiana for Christmas and decide to stay and give love and the simple life a try? …Along with a cup of coffee and her grandmother’s famous muffin recipe…
We won't ever find out because this story is about Chrissy and Eddie and their journey back home to the big city after each gets dumped on Christmas Eve by their muffin-making fiancés. And somewhere along their trip, Chrissy and Eddie discover that even though this story isn’t the stuff of a Hallmark Christmas movie, they still might have a happy ending.
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No, she doesn’t want him. She’s too perfect for someone as fucked up as him, but… Eddie felt the smirk form on his face, and he just knew that he’d probably end up crumpled on the dirt road after getting a knee to the balls for saying this, but…
“If you wanted me to fuck you, all you had to do was ask, Cunningham,” His smirk turned into a lusty grin, and he tensed up waiting for her indignation to slam into his nuts.
Then he felt it, a knee against his junk and he might end up crumpled in the dirt, but not from pain. He felt himself stiffen as her knee rubbed back and forth against his dick and balls and…
“What are you doing, Chrissy?”
She blinked once as she worried that bottom lip and whispered, “Nothing...”
Or a horny/porny
one shottwo chaptermulti-chapter fic of these twohatefucking their way into feelings.
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It was just to fill a hole; feed a need for them both. A pretend (and secret) engagement to cauterize the loneliness in them both.
No feelings involved.
Yeah, right.
Meanwhile, Spike is intent on tracking down the soldiers that put a chip in his head and enacting some very much needed comeuppance, and as luck would have it he's not alone in that goal.
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19 Nov 2025
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While on a journey by sea to the new settlement called Hawkins, young Chrissy encounters sea creatures whose song causes others to go mad, but calls to her blood and makes her dance.
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21 Aug 2025
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“So, you’re not in love with him?”
“No, Dawn,” Buffy snapped, trying to find something to dry her pruned hands on and settling for the shirt she was wearing. It was dirty anyway.
“Prove it then.”
Buffy looked up at that, her brows furrowed.
“Huh?”
Dawn slid a piece of paper across the island, the edges slightly curled where it had been held in her hand. Written in Xander’s wide loopy capitals was RICHARD 555-6716.
“Prove it,” Dawn repeated.
Dawn has had enough of her sister slinking around behind everyone’s backs with Spike. No more hiding, it’s time to bring it all out into the… well, not quite “light”, but you get the idea.
What better way to do that, than by setting Buffy up on some truly disastrous dates until she cracks?
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30 Apr 2025
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When she was fifteen, she burned down the school gym and her life as an LA cheerleader. When she was seventeen, she sent her boyfriend and her life in Sunnydale to hell. Now she’s back in LA as no one. Because if she’s no one, she can’t get anyone hurt or killed.
So now she waits tables—and waits.
His life ended in tears, bloodshed, and shredded poetry. It ended again in ashes when Drusilla chose to face the sun rather than stay with him. He’s no one and nothing without her. Just an empty husk, waiting.
Until they find each other again. Beneath the blood and tears, can they rebuild themselves—together?
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06 Mar 2025
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When Chrissy Cunningham returns home after having been missing for a week, Phillip Cunningham cannot be more grateful that she’s safe and that life can go back to normal.
One problem: Chrissy has somehow fallen madly in love with Eddie Munson, the prime suspect for the recent killings of Hawkins students and kidnapping his daughter. Even worse, she plans on marrying him as soon as possible at the courthouse and Phil, despite his reservations, wants to give Chrissy the wedding she dreamed of.
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30 Jan 2025