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Please Mr. Postman, Look and See, is There a Letter in Your Bag for Me by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
23 Dec 2023
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Klaus gets a pen pal. The pen pal just happens to be on the moon.
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We may be on top of the universe, But there is a hero in my soul; Let it out, Let it out, Let it out by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
22 Apr 2021
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In a far away land, full of magic and mischief, there were seven bandits fighting an unjust ruler. One would think this was a story about how they took him down and saved the kingdom, but one would be wrong. For this is a love story about a guard who had been robbed one too many times by the bandits and the bandit who caught his eye.
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Is it Right to be Treated so Bad When You Give Everything You Had by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
25 Feb 2021
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Whenever someone came into The Rolling Stones Bakery, Klaus would hide behind the counter or duck into the backroom, not wanting to be seen. He knew how people would react to seeing a homeless junkie in the bakery, let alone behind the counter. So he knew it was better if he hid. He was sure of it.
Dave didn't agree.
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- Part 4 of The Rolling Scones Bakery
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for what it's worth, you are the closest thing to love; imagine how we collide in trouble but shine on for a thousand years by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
21 Jan 2021
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Dave hadn’t ever dated. Not properly. He’d thought some about girls and realized they weren’t for him, he’d thought about boys and hoped his soulmate was a boy. He didn’t know much about his soulmate, only the first name, written into his skin on his left thigh.
Number 00.04
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dig a little deeper and die young; become the dirt on my boots by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
18 Nov 2020
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He just wanted to make a connection, different than all the others he's made before. Something real. Something beyond sex.
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In which Dave runs a bakery and treats Klaus like a human being. Klaus is defenseless against such exotic and alluring traits.
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Klaus is a Ghost Empath. He doesn't like it very much. The Ghosts Do.
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For Bad Things Happen Bingo. I plan to blackout the card, babey.
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Baby (You've Got What It Takes) by CowgayKermit, LunaticLycan
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
16 Jul 2020
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Klaus finds the one person he's willing to get sober for: his baby boy, Jackson.
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five times fics (mostly about klaus if we're being honest about ourselves, which we are) by CowgayKermit
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
23 Jul 2020
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listen sometimes y'need some wholesome fluffly humor. so many angsty fics out there. we all need to smile from time to time and as one of those writers who writes those angstsy fics it is nice to write the wholesome fluffy humor so here y'go my friends
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Dick feels the stirrings of hope in his chest as he finally places the familiarity. Hesitantly, he holds out a hand and slowly says, “Tim…?”
That little face breaks out into a smile, revealing a gap between his front teeth, providing more proof to the insane theory in his head. The child says nothing as they crawl out of the bundle of clothes, and Dick quickly grabs Tim (right?) before he can put his hands on the dirty ground.
“Tim,” he whispers, daring to believe.
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Tim gets de-aged to two. Dick... tries his best.
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- Part 3 of better and better
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- English
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Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
29 Dec 2025
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Tim Drake’s Guide to Post-Mortem IVF and the Consequences of Teenage Parenthood by candlemouse
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics)
29 Sep 2025
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“So, where’s the evidence?” Tim asked.
“One moment,” Bruce said, still staring down at Lila like she was god’s greatest gift to earth. And she was the greatest gift to earth. But Tim’s greatest gift—not God’s—because Tim technically was the one who had swirled her up in a test tube.
Tim accidentally creates a baby out of his and Kon’s DNA in grief. He keeps this a secret until he can’t, and then pivots onto the story that he’s “babysitting.” With a family full of detectives, it’s a story unlikely to last.
(AKA the fic in which a baby prompts Tim to reconcile his relationships with his loved ones)
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- Part 1 of my timkon clone baby au
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- English
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
26 Dec 2025
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Silent Song Bird by Chemical_Processes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
12 Mar 2022
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Tim Drake wakes up one morning with wings on his back. Somehow, it feels like more like a nightmare than a miracle.
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- Part 1 of Flight Feathers
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- English
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- 9,268
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
21 Dec 2025
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This House Says My Name Like An Elegy by Wrenythinggoes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
29 Nov 2025
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Wayne Manor has stood almost as long as Gotham itself. From the outside, it looks like a haunted house: all dark stone and shadows with lives of their own.
Every so often, someone “has to ask” about the rumors that the building is haunted. A nosy reporter. A drunken socialite. A paranormal YouTuber.
Outwardly, Bruce Wayne laughs them off, dismissing the idea out of hand. It's not his secret to tell.
The reality is that Wayne Manor is much warmer and more welcoming to those who reside there than it is to outsiders. Laughter echoes through the halls. Little faces peer out of the windows, waiting to welcome him home.
That's not to say there are no ghosts.
But they don't haunt the Manor.
They make it a home.***
Bruce somehow finds himself parenting some very traumatized ghost kids. And an equally traumatized living child. Sometimes family is a billionaire, a butler/dad, a gaggle of ghost children, a toddler assassin, and a weird, drunk, magic uncle.
Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
20 Dec 2025
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The thing is, Tim is old enough now to know that most parents don't leave their ten-year-old children alone for weeks at a time. He's aware that almost all of his classmates actually see their parents more during the summer break.
He even thinks skipping your kid’s birthday three years in a row might not be normal.
He's just not old enough to do anything about it.
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In the second half of 1999, Tim Drake makes friends, mixtapes and questionable decisions.
Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
20 Dec 2025