CubanConey
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What if instead of an overeager meter maid with a foxaway spray can at her hip meeting a hustler selling pawpsicles of dubious hygiene standards, there was a different first meeting?
What if 4 years before the plot of Zootopia a certain bunny and a certain fox met in the most likely and simultaniously unlikely of places?
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Starved Mockingjay by CubanConey
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
25 Mar 2024
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Katniss returns after the 74th hunger games as the second victor from District 12. She struggles coping with that fact and Prim struggles in turn with seeing her sister in a downward spiral.
"For maybe the first time in 24 years there seemed to be an undercurrent of elation driving the population of District 12. The bellies of all filled to the brim with known and unknown delicacies. Only one family, shielded by grief, didn't partake. The ovens remained unfired and they could only be spotted on their daily pilgrimage to the cemetery."
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I Can Fix Him (Possibly... Maybe... Not Really.) by St4rfruit_Supern0va
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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“You are gathered here because we’re being asked to take in another villain and allow him to join the Z-Team… Effective immediately,” Blazer explained, all of the villains suddenly sitting up at attention.
“Wait- You wanna bring in another bitch?” Prism asked, Blazer sighing a bit.
“We don’t have a choice-”
“Yes you do! To fight and tell them we can’t fit anyone else here!”
“Guys- I know there is a cause for alarm and- A lot of opinions. However, this time around we don’t have a choice. I can’t just turn them away. He… He doesn’t have anywhere to go,” Blazer said, Invisigal raising a brow as she sat up in her chair. She pulled out a single earbud, her music still blasting in her left ear as she spoke.
“And what will they do if we don’t? Can’t we just send him to another team?” She asked.
“If we refuse to put him on the team? I was told they were going to- They were going to get rid of him. Permanently,”
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Aka: An alternate universe where, instead of becoming Mechaman, Robert became a villain on the Z-Team
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25 Dec 2025
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Chase leans towards the baby and squints at her like she's a criminal sitting across an interrogation table. Robert knows he named his daughter right when she matches his expression one-for-one. “At least tell me you didn't follow the stupid family tradition. We're running out of nicknames for Robert that ain’t Bob.”
A weight lifts off of Robert's chest. Some unseen, fractured pattern comes to completion, and the joy of it is pure and simple. “Chase,” he says, not knowing whether to sob or laugh, “she's named after you.”
It didn't quite dawn on him yet, clearly. Chase snorts and scratches Beef's ears. “Yeah, right. First name Track, last name Star?”
Robert hoists the baby up to the full twenty-eight inches of limb and menace. “Chase, meet Chase.”
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Every work day is bring your kid to work day when you're a single parent of a superpowered infant.
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- Part 1 of Dispatch AUs
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04 Dec 2025
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Threesomes only work in pornos and one-off one-night-stands influenced by too much alcohol and too loose morals. There's no way there are actual functioning relationships without a metric fuckton of jealousy and miscommunication and whatever else could possibly ruin what is, in theory, the perfect solution for them.
Right? There's no way this could work. No fucking way.
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[formerly 'feel the way i do', with revamped title and summary]Switches POV between Robert, Visi, and Blazer/Mandy every chapter to get the whole mess of complicated feelings. Starts with Robert.
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- Part 2 of i'm tuning into you (two)
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23 Nov 2025
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The Coach and the Marksman by Cokezero911
Fandoms: Kulti - Mariana Zapata, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
31 Aug 2025
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Riza Hawkeye is the no-nonsense captain and veteran fullback of the Central City Sabers. When the club hires retired legend Roy “The Flame” Mustang as assistant coach to overhaul their defense, Riza meets the poster on her childhood wall in the flesh—brilliant, infuriating, and absolutely off-limits. Under the glare of the press and the league’s ethics code, they build a season out of grit, film study, and near-misses. She won’t cross a line. He won’t ask her to. But the game keeps pushing them closer.
Notes:Modern AU. No military. Ethical boundaries are front and center; any relationship choices happen with consent and consequences (including professional changes). Slow burn by design.
This is a combination of Fullmetal Alchemist and a book called "Kulti" by Mariana Zapata. Just for fun. I own nothing :)
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02 Sep 2025
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The Little Viper by RoyalChili (QueenScarletTheKing)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars
28 Jul 2025
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While stranded as a temporary slave on Bandomeer, Obi-Wan’s rare sleep is interrupted by evil Mandalorians under the pretense of a “rescue”. He doesn’t buy it.
Not one bit.
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Jaster Mereel has just successfully pulled off an elaborate rescue mission from a mining planet. All seems right in the world as he prepares to head back to Galidraan to complete his original objective. That is, until some reckless idiot steals his brand new ship. With the slaves still on board.
Jaster is out for blood.
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The story of how Obi-Wan finds a family
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- Part 1 of The Little Viper
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20 Jul 2025