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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    hc x dsmp - filling the False & Techno tag one fic at a time
    (and related works in the same universe)

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    19 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    It started as most stories do: with an idiot protagonist.

    Grian, however, was not granted the luxury of an end following his death. Instead, he’d be whisked back to his old life as a Watcher. Grian embedded himself into Hermitcraft with the knowledge that it was an interlude. He thought he had plenty of time.

    He didn’t. He died.

    Strangely though, after pleading for another chance, Grian was granted one. Just one little addendum.

    YOU TELL THEM.
    “…what?”
    YOU TELL THE HERMITS. YOU TELL THEM ABOUT US. YOU EXPLAIN CLEARLY WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.

    Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.

    Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.

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    Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.

    But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...

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    13 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    “They-” Techno grits out, “They keep telling me to find this kid, Tommy they’re calling him.”

    Phil frowns, leaning against the fridge and squinting past the dark, waiting for his eyes to adjust, “Is it… a metaphor or something?”

    “Definitely not,” the pink haired hybrid winces, “They keep saying i-”

    TECHNOFORGET!
    TECHNOFORGOT!
    HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!
    HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

     “-That I forgot him or something.”

     

    (Where Tommy is a street kid with the power of being forgotten, and Technoblade’s a villain who’s voices never let him forget.)

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    04 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    The Antine and Arctic Empires have stood as long and strong as any other kingdom worth their weight in gold. Just as they always have been, they are ruled by the preordained royals. The near unlimited power of those on the throne. Technoblade, as the crown price of the Arctic Empire, knows those facts intimately. And he was quite looking forwards to the prospect of it as his father's health declined.

    Until his father suddenly removed his status as the heir in favor of his uncle. And then immediately died. It makes the funeral quite the dreary event for Techno, to say the least.

    Luckily, his compatriot, and arguable only friend, King Philza is there to offer him some perspective. And perhaps a path back to power, if in a unconventional and possibly fraud-filled way. If it's necessary to regain his crown, then Techno will say "I do."

    The fake marriage au where Techno schemes his way into power, Phil gets to keep his secret girlfriend, and no one falls in love. Unless you count the love of friendship! And indescribable violence.

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    02 Dec 2025