FunctionalChaos
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- Lucifer (TV) (1)
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16-year-old Trixie reads Paradise Lost in school and comes homes with some questions.
Lucifer tells Trixie his side of the story about the Silver City and about his fall.
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- Part 1 of The Bible According to Lucifer
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History is written by the winners, but the loser still has a story to tell.
This is biblical and apocryphal stories told by our favorite Devil.
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Pour The Dirt Into Our Bed by jellyfishline for ushauz
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 Nov 2024
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After the truth reveals herself—as the truth always inevitably does, the wretched tease—Astarion knows with perfect clarity and one-hundred percent certainty that he will be buried in his grave a second time before he tells Wyll a word of what happened while he was out.
Wyll is kidnapped by Orin. Rescuing him turns out to be the easy part.
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
06 Nov 2024
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“You want your first time to be special. That’s what you told me. So. It doesn't count as sex if it's with a devil or a doppleganger, then?”
“It doesn't count,” Wyll says, quiet but raw, like a secret truth held cupped between his hands, scarcely to be whispered, “if you don’t want it.”
“Oh.Then… I suppose that makes me a virgin, too.”
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So this might be it.
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
24 Dec 2025
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During another run-of-the-mill battle, Astarion puts himself in harm's way to protect Gale. With too much of Astarion's blood spilled on Gale's behalf, there arises an innovative way to even the score.
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- Part 2 of dalgur's bate
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24 Dec 2025
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Astarion wondered if perhaps this was going to be the end. He knew he should feel something— anything if this was going to be how he died. Astarion reached to try and find an emotion; scared, angry, happy?
Astarion felt nothing. He wanted to run and hide to lick his wounds. He wanted to be free of this pain and agony.
He was so hungry and tired.
Maybe he would finally get his wish.
[Astarion was never picked up by the Nautiloid. When he is tasked to bring a new victim home, he ends up getting captured and taken prisoner. It is only a matter of time before Cazador starts looking for him-- he doesn't know what he should fear more.]
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
24 Dec 2025
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In which Ulder puts Wyll's pet possum on trial for possum crimes. Ulder is under the impression that they are joking together. Wyll is under the impression his possum is about to go to for-real jail for for-real possum crimes.
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
23 Dec 2025