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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    "I can say, you would have gotten me if it weren't for the gun I have held to your chest," Mike says, being pushed up against the wall with a knife to his throat seems to have done nothing to fix the smug smile on his face. Either Mike had always been insane or the effects of the job had finally gotten to him.
    It's certainly gotten to Will; when he looks down at the small gun placed gently at his sternum, he has to fight the urge to laugh. He recognized the weapon. It was rare and it packed a real punch, and by punch, he means that once triggered by the heat of being fired and the human body combined the bullet explodes and causes irreversible damage to the body.
    Mike continues, "Also, I would be careful with the whole 'threatening strangers with knives' thing. Some people are into that."
    Despite himself, Will humours him. "Well, I would hardly call us strangers."
    Mike smiles, it's almost manic but still incredibly breathtaking. "Then you should know just how much the cold press of a knife against my skin gets me going."

    Logline: Unbeknownst to them, Mike and Will are tasked with killing one another by their own agencies. Luckily, Mike and Will decide to pursue their own mission.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    So good, shit is so good

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    And Mike, wrapped in water and teeth and devotion, thought dimly again that if this was how he died, drowned in the arms of his lovely ocean creature, he would welcome it with bliss.

    Mike Wheeler, has always belonged to the sea. When he finds something the water has claimed — and loves it — he chooses to follow it home.

    ; or mike is morbidly obsessed with death and the water, and will is both of those incarnate.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    Omg I love this

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    After his universe hopping adventure, Noir decided to search for his world's MJ. He was not expecting to find MJ in a radio show host with a propensity for humor and an appreciation for Spider-Man, but perhaps more surprising is the fact that his universe's MJ is a man.

    We're going to assume that museum exhibit stuff with the Rubik's Cube in the credits of Into the Spider-Verse wasn't actually what happened when Noir got back to his universe. Disclaimer: I have never read any of the comics featuring Spider-Noir, so this is all based on Into the Spider-Verse, and vigorous googling.

    Hope you like this!

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    24 Nov 2025

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    cuteeee

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Just an Au with my favourite Marvel pairing

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    24 Nov 2025

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    love it

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    "Rule number 1?"

    "Presentation. You should never go somewhere without the foreknowledge and expertise of the appropriate appearance. Make-up, hair, clothes, and posture can make or break any situation."

    Cupping his face and moving it around in a circular motion - he knows it's just to make him laugh instead of checking to find any imperfections like she's pretending it is - she smirks at him before nodding encouragingly and asking, "Rule number 2?"

    "Strategy. Pick out your goal, and figure out exactly who and what you need to get there. Do so sparingly and efficiently."

    Giving him a kiss on the nose and a warm smile, he allows his eyes to sparkle in a way that he knows only she could ever tell as he keeps the rest of his face emotionless and blank.

    "And Rule number 3?"

    Finally breaking the facade, he gives her a lopsided smirk as he leans into her hand sweetly, "Manipulation. Do whatever it takes, and be whoever you need to be to get the job done. After all," he pauses to share a smile and so they can say it together,

    "Anyone outside me and mine are just obstacles to destroy and pawns to control."

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    11 Nov 2025

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    Gorgeous