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After Marietta reveals Dumbledore's Army, Fudge and Umbridge try to figure out who to blame for it all - Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore. So McGonaggal suggests watching some of Harry's most important memories to see for themselves, only she hopes it would reveal the truth about Voldemort before anyone gets in trouble.
Naturally, the entire school watches right along with them, and Madam Bones is invited to attend as well in the hopes of leaving things neutral.
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They watch the Harry Potter books... but not everything - it's a fun project I decided to start and it's not going to be too long. Also, it won't move past the fifth book, since... they haven't been through any more adventures yet. Hope you like it :)
(PS - I was obviously wrong, this is going to be super long, for some reason.)
(Another PS - this might show a couple of scenes from after the fifth book if I decide to add a bonus chapter. We'll see.)
(I tried not to make the characters out of character, but I'm not sure I managed that...)
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- Part 10 of Watch/Read the Show/Movie/Series!
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03 Jan 2026
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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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30 Sep 2025
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Anchor of Life And Scythe of Death by TheDarkLover22
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2025
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PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS: ♕The Dark Prince♕
#FIRST STORY- The Brightest Star Of The Darkest Night: (Complete) It's the journey of an Unknown Entity born as a mortal and was forced to forget what it meant to 'be a child', who found a functioning adult or two to look up to, to rely on as they live their pre-teen life at its best.
#SECOND STORY- A Precious Memory: (Complete) A short trip to memory lane, fifty years ago!
#THIRD STORY- Anchor Of Life: (WIP) What happens when an Unknown Entity, who is determined to have a normal mortal life on Earth for once...turns out to be anything but normal, when their power starts manifesting with growing age? Would their parent and friends ever find out about their True Self?
#FORTH STORY- Scythe Of Death: (Not Published) Follow the story to find our Unknown Entity was forced to reveal their True Self when faced with a crisis! What would it mean for their family?
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Bookmarked by Luareveerden
29 Sep 2025
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17 Sep 2025
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For a long time, he thought it was Shannon. His love for her had ruined him for all women.
Now he’s not so sure. All thanks to Father Brian and fucking juice.
The juice, it turns out, is gay porn. Which brings him back to the beginning. Porn doesn’t really do it for Eddie. Until now.
Until Buck, and his goddamn secret OnlyFans.
Or: Eddie's parents sue for custody (fuck the Diaz parents) & Buck starts an OnlyFans to pay for a lawyer. Eddie befriends Father Brian, who encourages him try some gay porn and, well. Then Buck and Eddie make a series of utterly unhinged choices about it. freak4freak tempered with intense character study ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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21 Jul 2025