NichePastiche
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In Search of Another War by NichePastiche, wisteria_lodge
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Nov 2025
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The war ended five years ago, and apparently if Hermione wants to get anything done, she needs to marry into a Wizengamot seat. Draco Malfoy is next on her (alphabetized) list of options. No, of course her new project isn't a coping mechanism. Why do you ask?
Meanwhile, the Malfoy Manor wards are in horrifically bad shape, and Draco has no idea why...
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Wands at the Ready by NichePastiche, wisteria_lodge for zephyne
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2025
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Draco keeps visiting Borgin and Burkes. Harry intends to find out why. He doesn't intend to get locked in a walk-in safe with him while wearing the Invisibility Cloak. But since Harry's here, he'll make the most of the situation.
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The story Granger had come up with was simple and melodramatic, but it had undoubtedly worked - and at the time Severus had been recovering from snake venom and hardly able to mount his own defense. According to her, he and the Malfoys had been engaged in a passionate multi-year love affair. Which was entirely news to him.
(Or: In order to fake evidence for Lucius' trial, Severus needs to have a threesome with the Malfoys.)
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Difficult to Work With by NichePastiche, wisteria_lodge
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Mar 2025
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Ever since Barty locked him up in that trunk, Mad-Eye just hasn’t been the same.
Stand-alone timestamp for The Prison of the Phoenix.
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- Part 3 of The Prison of the Phoenix
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Harry Potter and Malfoy’s Suspicious New Interest by NichePastiche, wisteria_lodge
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2025
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Harry is worried about the inter-house Quidditch Cup being cancelled, Sirius being on the run, and the fact that Draco Malfoy has suddenly, suspiciously, become strangely supportive of werewolves.
Stand-alone fic running parallel to The Prison of the Phoenix.
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- Part 2 of The Prison of the Phoenix
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The Prison of the Phoenix by NichePastiche, wisteria_lodge
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Mar 2025
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Freaky Angel Sex by NichePastiche, wisteria_lodge
Fandom: Supernatural, Supernatural (TV 2005)
09 Sep 2023
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gorging myself on you, still can't get full (insatiable) by sobsicles
Fandoms: Supernatural
26 Jun 2021
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"Fine, whatever. Love you too, asshole. I hope you enjoy your walk home with your stupid, grainy bread. Taking Nature's Own a little too much to heart, but sure," Dean tells him, flashing him a sarcastic smile and swiveling around in the aisle to march away. He throws out something over his shoulder, careless and barbed. "I'm not paying for that shitty cardboard."
Dean's three aisles over when he realizes what, precisely, he said. Thankfully, when he comes to this conclusion, he's holding a box of poptarts, so when he fumbles and drops them to the floor, it's not a huge mess. He stares down at the slightly dented box of Brown Sugar Poptarts, and he has a very swift and very unshakeable crisis right there and then.
Love you too, asshole.
No, no, no. Why would he say that? Why would he do that? In the middle of the goddamn grocery store while arguing about bread? That's not—that can't be how it happens. That can't be.
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Bookmarked by NichePastiche
21 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Very cute story. This writer is astonishingly good at wringing every bit of longing out of a kiss. Seriously, speaking as a smut writer, the stuff sobsicles does with kisses and every thing leading up to them is masterful.
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a roaring undercurrent, simple and sensory by violethoure666
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
21 Jul 2025
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Castiel looks at the trees in wonder. They have all been burned with the same pattern, identical branching forks, lightning-like, from base to top.
“Did we do this?”
Bookmarked by NichePastiche
19 Sep 2025
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Cas dies and Dean starts referring to himself as a widower. This is somewhat confusing for everyone involved.
(Inspired by *that* tumblr post; linked in notes)
(Canon MCD not tagged because it's temporary)
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Bookmarked by NichePastiche
23 Aug 2025
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Potter’s breathing is uneven. “I was saying—I don’t think you heard me. Are you listening?”
“I’m on a tight schedule, Potter. I don’t make exceptions for the Chosen One, no matter how fit he is.” Draco hums in satisfaction as he measures Potter’s other wrist. Potter’s skin is so warm and soft. Draco could dive into it and never come up for air. “I’m going to measure your legs now.”
Potter makes a stricken sound and tries to grab Draco. “Wait—no—I—”
Draco dodges him and kneels on the floor. Ludicrous man. “Oh, heavens.”
Draco is face to face with Potter’s erection. His boxer briefs are obscenely tented, a small wet spot just below the waistband.
“It’s not what you think.” Potter’s voice is so strained, and he moves one hand to cover his cock, but Draco bats it away.
“What else would it be, then? Looks like a cock to me.”
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Or: Draco is enthusiastic about Harry's hot dad bod. And he makes Harry call him Daddy. That's it. That's the fic.Series
- Part 1 of The Daddy Draco Verse
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Bookmarked by NichePastiche
08 Jun 2025
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Harry Potter leads a perfectly satisfying life. He’s got friends, a successful career that allows him to travel anywhere, and no shortage of willing partners. Although, over the years, Malfoy has remained the most constant and recently, kind of the only one. But that’s not a bad thing, really, Harry’s learned. Nothing has to change between them…until it does.
Cue an ancient curse, a rushed Handfasting ceremony, and discovering that maybe—just maybe—life begins when you’re forty.
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Bookmarked by NichePastiche
06 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I loved this fic so much. It understands the characters perfectly and just the way this person writes is so evocative. I'll definitely be coming back and rereading this one in the future.