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    This series focuses on the members of justice five.
    A year after the defeat of BEGA, Brooklyn, Garland, Ming-Ming, Crusher and Mystel are ready to begin fresh. But it's not that easy, crimes of their past are starting to catch up. With a stir in the winds, which promises a coming disaster.
    Boris is Back Again?

    It is up to them to stop him or join him.
    Follow them in this journey, full of unanswered questions, mistrust and betrayal.
    Is a fickle feeling of being a hero still worth it, when everyone is content to accept you as a Villain.

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    "I'm leaving the Yakuza."

    Earth-shattering gasps, almost completely in unison, fill the air.

    "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!"

    "YOU CAN'T! I MEAN, YOU CAN, BUT- BUT- WHY?!"

    "Our best friend's leaving uuuuuuus," Kaminari wails, shaking Sero about but everyone immediately shuts up when the leader calls out a piercing, "Oi."

    "Don't you morons wanna know why he's leaving?" Shinsou asks with a raised eyebrow, and instantly everyone is once again waiting with bated breath.

    The leader says with all the gravitas of the most important thing he'll ever say in his entire life, "I'm going to be...a househusband."

    Bakugou's finally got himself married to the love of his life, and he's realised that he has no need for a job like a Yakuza boss anymore. If all it means is danger and work that he doesn't even feel anything for anymore, then why should he do it? But that doesn't mean he wants any other job. No, all he really wants is to have his husband be able to come home to him.

    But being a househusband is really no joke, and he learns that the hard way.

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    06 May 2025

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    An Alternate Universe: Natasha is undercover as an adventure-seeking archaeologist, Steve is a resurrected medieval knight, and they - along with an ex-military surgeon, a detective, a man who believes he's Nat's father, and a nut who thinks he's Robin Hood - are on a quest for the Holy Grail. The journey will bring them face to face with sorcerers, goblins, the Queen of England, and the Loch Ness Monster! No AI was used in the writing of this story.

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    27 Apr 2025

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    The Committee for the Appraisal of Archaeological Peril is assigned to babysit a mummy on its way back to Egypt. The museum is worried about a curse, but Princess Sitamun is guarding something much more complicated that will lead our heroes on a whirlwind tour of the Mediterranean, in search of the key to the end of the world. This fic exists because I hate cruise ships right now. No AI was used in the writing of this story.

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    27 Apr 2025

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    "What are you going to do, knock me off the sidewalk?" the bastard asks, trying to sound indignant despite the fact that he looks five seconds from passing out on the street.

    "I don't give a shit about you being on the sidewalk," Bakugou retorts, despite all evidence pointing to the contrary. "But if you're going to try and keep up with me, you might as well do it right."

    OR

    Bakugou doesn't know Shinsou Hitoshi, general studies student with heroic dreams. Bakugou DOES, however, know the annoying ass purple haired kid who always shows up on his morning runs despite not being in any shape whatsoever.

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    25 Apr 2025

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    Bakugou stares.

    Aizawa stares back.

    "You're half horse."

    At this, the emo My Little Pony cosplayer's ear flicks, as if he's irritated. "And you're a whole idiot. What's your point?"

    A story of every PJO book out there centered around Bakugou, with Midoriya forced to tag along because he doesn't have a ride home. Carpooling alongside the roadtrip around the foreign country of America are under-qualified babysitters Todoroki, Yaoyorozu, and Kirishima.

    Along the way they accidentally befriend more people reeking of daddy-issues who have a capable resolve against Bakugou's bullshit attitude, because nothing like the pressure of life-threatening, saving-the-world-and-bakugou's-mom scenarios that really creates bonds.

    aka: i throw todoroki and bakugou in foreign country, and start a betting pool amongst the rest of the main cast as to which one of them will commit a war crime first.

    (you DEFINITELY don't have to read PJO to get the gist of this. bc i truly decided that canon will only exist in my short term memory, and that canon will only limit my potential stupidity).

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    25 Apr 2025