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    The story of how demigods are weird, but Percy's a bit more so. Also he ran away at age eight, and that changed everything.

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    "Why am I dreaming about my best friend in a wedding dress? Surely you’d send me an invitation.”

    Grover bleated in annoyed laughter. “Yes, Percy, if I actually get married, I’ll send you an invitation. This is a wedding I think I’d rather you crash, though.”

    He hummed. “I mean, I did do that recently. I told you about Tammi, right?"

    “Yes,” Grover sighed, “listen, I don’t know how long this connection will last, but I think we’re off the coast of South Carolina; just, follow that feeling thing that points to me, okay? And hurry, I don’t know how long I can fool-”

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    Percy's known he's a demigod for ages after his frenemy/adoptive sister Kelli told him about it, but he's only had one summer at camp. Still, after a year of wandering, he returns to find disaster has struck - Thalia's pine tree has been poisoned and the barrier is failing. With worrying dreams about Grover on top of that, Percy's determined to go on a quest. Luckily, a certain daughter of the War Lord is waiting for one.

    If only this dude who killed and served his children as food wasn't here (was it just Percy or was there a worrying amount of child eaters in Greek mythology...?)

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    “Hey,” one of the slowly gathering campers called, “he’s got a sword!”

    Like a rallying cry, campers started pouring out of the woodworks and Jake took a step back.

    “Hey,” a tall blond boy yelled, “don’t crowd him! Back up, back up…”

    “Oh, come off it, Luke,” a girl rolled her eyes, “you’re only chill because you’re probably going to get the story first!”

    “Um,” Jake swallowed, “story?”

    Chiron tried his best to shoo the campers away with a disappointed stare, but while a few of them shrank back, most stood firm.

    “Yes,” a younger blond girl folded her arms, eyeing him, “we want to know about your encounter with the wandering swordsman.”

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    There's a demigod out there, somewhere, that no one can find. But because of him (and his really, really shitty swords), demigods who otherwise wouldn't have, have made it to camp. A daughter of Dionysus, a son of Apollo, a daughter of Athena, at least one in every cabin.

    Where is he? Who is he?

    (Percy thinks everyone's being dramatic. He's not that cool, and Kelli is more than happy to tell him that. Frequently. Ugh.)

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    She had rehearsed it to perfection.

    "Hello... I am your new professor. My name is Byleth... Byleth Eisner. It is... a pleasure to make your acquaintance."

    But the silence made her wonder if she did the proper thing. She looked to the house leader in the crowd, hoping they’d help her determine the atmosphere to her greeting, but she was only met with the same astonishment etched into the faces of many others.

    Within the depths of her mind, she heard the girl chuckle.
    "My my my... this is going to be quite amusing."

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    After Garreg Mach’s sweetest and most adorable teacher Byleth Eisner has a bizarre psychic vision, she dumps a bag of rat people into the unsuspecting classroom of Garreg Mach’s sexiest and most bilingual exchange student. Claude would much rather spend his time chasing conspiracies and mysteries than going to class and dealing with a school of maladjusted teenagers with daddy issues, but when the Garreg Mach mysteries begin hitting uncomfortably close to home he may not have a choice. Unravelling Byleth, Yuri, Dimitri, and Hilda’s secrets might be the key to surviving the school year - provided that Claude manages to successfully avoid learning any life lessons along the way.

    In which Yuri finishes high school, Claude learns the language of flowers and white people, and Byleth saves her New Game+.

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    25 Dec 2025